Why am i being SABOTAGED?!
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ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.0
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ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.
I know my life is so hard sometimes.
Maybe I should just give up :sad:0 -
ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.
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Don't forget that celery is negative calories, so eat the chocolate with celery and you can cancel it out. Clearly.
Oh, and dump him, his evil plan to make you obese overnight with his tempting wares is clearly the Mark of a psychopath.
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*kitten*.
The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!
Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!0 -
It is painfully obvious that he is super jealous of you. Super Jealous.0
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*kitten*.
The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!
Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!
Don't forget the high heels!0 -
ummm your bf did an incredibly nice thing for you on valentine's day.....you poor thing. too bad you will never be able to work off the extra calories with some exercise. damn. your life is a tragedy.
I need this tattood on my *kitten*0 -
*kitten*.
The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!
Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!
Don't forget the high heels!
And the matching lingerie.0 -
*kitten*.
The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!
Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!
Don't forget the high heels!
Already curling my hair now. He is gonna get it! >.>0 -
you go girl! don't let him pull you down to his level!0
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What a JERK!
I know. Why women stay in these abusive relationships is something I'll never understand. :laugh:0 -
I actually am not eating any tonight because it is too pretty xD Im weird like that :P
Ohh and btw cake pops and strawberries are actually only like 90-120 cals each. SCORE!
But still. He is gonna get it. I'll work off my fat *kitten* >.>0 -
Work out tomorrow to make up for it0
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Who else thought of this?0 -
I....don't think there was anything about his gift that implied you should eat it in one day....take your time eating it. For something romantic, share it with him. If he doesn't want to share it, tell him you appreciate his gift, but you can't possibly eat all that without gaining weight and ask nicely if he'd mind sharing.0
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awww how sweet!!!0
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*kitten*.
The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!
Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!
Don't forget the high heels!
And the matching lingerie.
I hope you did your nails0 -
Lots of great advice! I feel your pain today as my hubby was so sweet to buy me the biggest box of truffles known to man! (ugh...) I've been sharing them with everyone I can! Good luck!0
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*kitten*.
The usual recommendation I see around for here for perceived wrongs is to kick him in the crotch.
Eat the chocolate first, so you naturally gain 50lbs from it *right away*, THEN kick him in the crotch - your kick will have much more momentum.
Maybe if I chase him around the block for such terrible actions. That will burn the calories off right?!
Definitely - but don't forget the mascara before you go, and be sure not to sweat!
Don't forget the high heels!
And the matching lingerie.
I hope you did your nails
And perfume. Oh for the love of all things holy, don't forget the perfume!0
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