Canadian Guyz make better lovers

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  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    The ****s I give, they are non-existent.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Just sayin......mostly the ones from Toronto, true story-ty
    You must be talking about your stay in prison ehh.

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  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    Sorry to burst your bubble my dude...but us Latins make the best lovers. We already shake are hips when dancing...what do you think we do in the bedroom.

    hahahahaha
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Please stop telling people you're Canadian.
  • Buca412
    Buca412 Posts: 301 Member
    It is obvious that the MFP lovelies that agree with this have NOT experienced the hot and passionate lovemaking that is ..............LATINO HEAT!

    Ladies feel free to Message me!

    P.S I am in the greater Chicago area.:devil:

    that is all carry on.


    I will back this up as I am a latino in the Chicago area, too. :wink: :bigsmile:
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.
  • Buca412
    Buca412 Posts: 301 Member
    Sorry to burst your bubble my dude...but us Latins make the best lovers. We already shake are hips when dancing...what do you think we do in the bedroom.

    hahahahaha

    Es verdad!!
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  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    Your theory has just been disproved.


    Ouch!!! :laugh:


    he's not a man
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    lol wtf man, what's horked? and do you really think Canadians talk like that?

    Canadians do make better lovers, there's lots of time to practice when it's -40 and your front door is frozen shut.
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    Sorry to burst your bubble my dude...but us Latins make the best lovers. We already shake are hips when dancing...what do you think we do in the bedroom.

    hahahahaha
    amen to this! shake your money maker dancers make better lovers. just ask my husband
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
  • Buca412
    Buca412 Posts: 301 Member
    Do I get bonus points for being a guitarist in a rock band, as well as being a DJ? :huh:
  • lakersfan4life
    lakersfan4life Posts: 322 Member
    That is what she said.

    livemoose.jpg

    lol
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Do I get bonus points for being a guitarist in a rock band, as well as being a DJ? :huh:

    yes
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Please show your research.
    come over i ll show you 1st hand in 15mins, might be able to go twice ;)
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Please show your research.
    come over i ll show you 1st hand in 15mins, might be able to go twice ;)
    Bahahah 15 minutes.
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    Naw..... I used to be married to a Canadian...he was lousy...then I got me an import from the US.....much much better!
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 718 Member
    I prefer to give an equal opportunity to every one :)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Please show your research.
    come over i ll show you 1st hand in 15mins, might be able to go twice ;)

    But wouldn't your research have involved you sleeping with many, many men from all over the world?

    Also, eww.
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Just sayin......mostly the ones from Toronto, true story-ty

    How many Canadian guyz you slept with ? (if it's not a personal question)
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Sorry to burst your bubble my dude...but us Latins make the best lovers. We already shake are hips when dancing...what do you think we do in the bedroom.

    hahahahaha
    oh sorry meant to clarify BEST Hetro lovers not... well you know....... and that's ok
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"
  • Fit_Canuck
    Fit_Canuck Posts: 788 Member
    As a Canadian Male, I whole heartily support this thread ;)
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Just sayin......mostly the ones from Toronto, true story-ty

    How many Canadian guyz you slept with ? (if it's not a personal question)
    not gay and if i was that would be ok and that one time in college doesnt count i needed to get an A and was late on the rent
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  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Best one so far hahahahahaha 15 minutes no wonder he thinks he is so special LOL!!!
    Please show your research.
    come over i ll show you 1st hand in 15mins, might be able to go twice ;)
    Bahahah 15 minutes.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Please show your research.
    come over i ll show you 1st hand in 15mins, might be able to go twice ;)

    But wouldn't your research have involved you sleeping with many, many men from all over the world?

    Also, eww.
    Oh TOUCHE
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