Canadian Guyz make better lovers

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  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    Please show your research.
    come over i ll show you 1st hand in 15mins, might be able to go twice ;)

    hmm I wouldn't over publicise that, you hoser.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.


    MRSCON40 ...........your picture confuses the crap out of me. Are you a conehead? I swear thats your butt in the picture but I see no crack.
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.
  • LiviLou2011
    LiviLou2011 Posts: 437 Member
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    Your theory has just been disproved.


    Ouch!!! :laugh:

    hahahhahaha that was my laugh of the day!
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  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.

    According to Wikipedia, it's from 1980, I wasn't born till 1990... So kind of before my time...
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.

    According to Wikipedia, it's from 1980, I wasn't born till 1990... So kind of before my time...
    They have this new service...called netflix. Now I know that was created after your time. Well maybe they don't have that in Canada. But ya got free healthcare. :flowerforyou:
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.

    According to Wikipedia, it's from 1980, I wasn't born till 1990... So kind of before my time...

    lol

    Before my time as well but still know it... that wasn't directly specifically to you, btw. :flowerforyou:


    Also...OP...do you by chance have a brother on MFP who also posts weird random threads ?
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.

    According to Wikipedia, it's from 1980, I wasn't born till 1990... So kind of before my time...
    They have this new service...called netflix. Now I know that was created after your time. Well maybe they don't have that in Canada. But ya got free healthcare. :flowerforyou:

    Oh, binary. I had NetFlix, but all the movies were old, so I was like eff that.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Oh, binary. I had NetFlix, but all the movies were old, so I was like eff that.
    Strange Brew is so old, I think it is a film strip.
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    Do they sweet talk with stuff like

    "well take off eh"
    "someone horked our clothes"
    "take off hoser"
    "don't make me steamroll you. steamroller! "

    As a Canadian, I'm really confused as to where you got your terms from. I have never heard someone say "horked our clothes" or "hoser" or "steamroll you."
    See Bob and Doug McKenzie for the term "hoser"

    :noway:

    How do you not know "hoser" ?! Strange Brew...most ridiculous film ever...but pretty funny.

    According to Wikipedia, it's from 1980, I wasn't born till 1990... So kind of before my time...

    lol

    Before my time as well but still know it... that wasn't directly specifically to you, btw. :flowerforyou:


    Also...OP...do you by chance have a brother on MFP who also posts weird random threads ?
    Nooooooo im all alone in this dark cruel cold world, just want to be held*lies in fetal position thinking of my happy place sucking on my thumb*
  • Cese27
    Cese27 Posts: 626 Member
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    :smile: No on Canadian Guyz ,~~~ Brown sugar mexicans are better ! We come with a B M W , Big Mexican Weiner ! :bigsmile:

    I am Super Chunk !

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  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    :smile: No on Canadian Guyz ,~~~ Brown sugar mexicans are better ! We come with a B M W , Big Mexican Weiner ! :bigsmile:

    I am Super Chunk !

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    Oh you WIN hands down or Up? *shrugs shoulders* who knew
  • angelgutierrez
    angelgutierrez Posts: 64
    Better add that to my bucket list.




    me too!!
  • andrejjorje
    andrejjorje Posts: 497 Member
    Single Canadian here. Call my name!!
    LOL. very funny.:laugh:
  • erxkeel
    erxkeel Posts: 553 Member
    so does my. righty but I dont go around saying so.
  • Missjilly1025
    Missjilly1025 Posts: 146 Member
    I heard that about Canadian men, but I prefer women.

    Don't worry, use Canadian women are amazing lovers as well :)
  • Kenzietea2
    Kenzietea2 Posts: 1,132 Member
    Explains a lot, my fiance is Canadian.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I heard that about Canadian men, but I prefer women.

    Don't worry, use Canadian women are amazing lovers as well :)

    Please don't use Canadian women.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    I heard that about Canadian men, but I prefer women.

    Don't worry, use Canadian women are amazing lovers as well :)
    "used"?
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
    :smile: No on Canadian Guyz ,~~~ Brown sugar mexicans are better ! We come with a B M W , Big Mexican Weiner ! :bigsmile:

    I am Super Chunk !

    super_funny_pictures_of_the_40_funniest_animated_gifs_all__35_20090805_1598768120.gif
    Oh you WIN hands down or Up? *shrugs shoulders* who knew

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    Hail Chunk !

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  • moopachoo
    moopachoo Posts: 69 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D
  • fluffy925
    fluffy925 Posts: 93 Member
    I want one!
  • bellavie23
    bellavie23 Posts: 83 Member
    Better add that to my bucket list.

    Yes I suppose we should :huh:
  • Tybalt71
    Tybalt71 Posts: 1,064 Member
    I want one!
    Toronto is the most multicultural city i nthe world, you can order 1 of everything, always in stock
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    hey now that you mention it I used to work with one too long time ago and poor thing couldnt aim at the toilet. He was the reason the guys had to share the bathroom with the truck drivers. LOL!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D
  • mhankosk
    mhankosk Posts: 532 Member
    I prefer to give an equal opportunity to every one :)

    ^^ This! :)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Anyone from Ontario automatically loses points for me... I work with like four of them and they're all rude and dirty. :/
    I have to say the one Canadian guy I dated was the WORST lover I ever had!!! So I donated him to a poor girl who doesnt know any better. I can be nice and share my used toys

    I dunno... I had a special evening with a Canadian I picked up in Puerto Vallarta... but he was from BC.

    BC makes 'em well :D

    Yeah. EVERYONE from Ontario is rude and dirty. EVERYONE from BC is a shroomed out snowboarder. People from Quebec are horrible drivers. Etc.
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    and do they all play with stuffed animals? that must be the softer side huh
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