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This is a completely inoffensive post, no offense to anyone.
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I just feel so beautiful now:
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Here is another, completely inoffensive post.
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Didja see it??
I find period posts highly offensive...we get them every month, so get the **** over it already!0 -
HELLO!
Why are you shouting?
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Okay, I vote that our two offenses cancel each other out and we both get over it - sound like a plan?You interrupted my day for THAT!?!?!?! I am completely offended.
:flowerforyou:
You didn't HAVe to read it. now *I* am offended by your offense.0 -
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Okay, I vote that our two offenses cancel each other out and we both get over it - sound like a plan?You interrupted my day for THAT!?!?!?! I am completely offended.
:flowerforyou:
You didn't HAVe to read it. now *I* am offended by your offense.
No. I'm going to remain offended and argue with you for no reason, even though I absolutely admire you, and would like to friend you. I mean... are you a troll???0 -
It's times like these you learn to love again.
Hooray for this thread.0 -
Yes, yes I am.
Okay, I vote that our two offenses cancel each other out and we both get over it - sound like a plan?You interrupted my day for THAT!?!?!?! I am completely offended.
:flowerforyou:
You didn't HAVe to read it. now *I* am offended by your offense.
No. I'm going to remain offended and argue with you for no reason, even though I absolutely admire you, and would like to friend you. I mean... are you a troll???
In fact, I don't really look like what my profile picture shows - that's just some girl I have locked in my closet that I allow out for picture-taking purposes only.
I really look like this:
But fatter0 -
Ahahhahaa! :'D
This post makes me soo happy.I am totally offended by this post so here are some lovely ladies to watch:
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So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....0
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Well, hello there!!0
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So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....
this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.0 -
Taebo anyone?0
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So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....
this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.
ok, this post may be offencive... well not THIS post, but the two that were quoted within.0 -
The velcro provides a little extra grip in case his hands get sweaty, obviouslySo there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....
this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.0 -
No matter how fast I reply to this, I will never get two in a row... maybe.0
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Can you tell me how to log the calories i burned reading that and whether or not i need to eat them back?0
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i prefer hola....
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ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thee drops of pee came out! :blushing: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
To calculate the calories :
your tdee divided by 24 + x
x divided by 60 = cals per min
+ 1 cal if you laughed0 -
'您好' In Mandarin!!0
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:bigsmile:0
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Best. Thread. Ever. :laugh:0
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:laugh: :laugh:
Thank you all for this. Made my day :drinker:0 -
Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!
*is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*0 -
Aanii-Hello0
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Begging is offensive to me.Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!
*is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
(unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)0 -
Hej og Godaften0
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Begging is offensive to me.Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!
*is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
(unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)
The big scary man guns? Nope, haven't seen those on you. but I guess I'm lucky that I've got plenty of leftover taco chicken. Am planning on having another for dinner tonight!0 -
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