This is a completely inoffensive post, no offense to anyone.

MrDude_1

So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

ChitownFoodie

Well, hello there!!

MrDude_1

So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.

Krizzle4Rizzle

Taebo anyone?

MrDude_1

So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.

ok, this post may be offencive... well not THIS post, but the two that were quoted within.

CoryIda

So there I was, balls deep in a rubber sheep with velcro gloves on.....

this post makes no sense.. I mean, why wear velcro gloves with a RUBBER sheep. you need them for the real ones.

The velcro provides a little extra grip in case his hands get sweaty, obviously

MrDude_1

No matter how fast I reply to this, I will never get two in a row... maybe.

missle30

Can you tell me how to log the calories i burned reading that and whether or not i need to eat them back?

JayTee146

i prefer hola....

Thank you for calling. To speak to someone in english, please press 1#. To call back and speak to someone after you have learned English, please press 2#. Au revoir!

ROTFLMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thee drops of pee came out! :blushing: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PinkEarthMama

To calculate the calories :

your tdee divided by 24 + x

x divided by 60 = cals per min

+ 1 cal if you laughed

StatHaldol

'您好' In Mandarin!!

amoffatt

:bigsmile:

thedrummer1978

Best. Thread. Ever. :laugh:

tinamina78

:laugh: :laugh:

Thank you all for this. Made my day :drinker:

hiker282

Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

*is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*

metisgirl

Aanii-Hello

CoryIda

Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

*is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*

Begging is offensive to me.
Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
(unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)

duharvalgt

Hej og Godaften

hiker282

Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

*is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*

Begging is offensive to me.
Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
(unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)

The big scary man guns? Nope, haven't seen those on you. but I guess I'm lucky that I've got plenty of leftover taco chicken. Am planning on having another for dinner tonight!

misskerouac