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This is a completely inoffensive post, no offense to anyone.

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  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
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    :laugh: Ohh I hate when that happens.

    Btw...around here we say hello with "HoLLa". Pfft.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Dammit! I am offended that there is nothing offensive in this post. Come on! I want to be offended. Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please! Please! Please ! Please!

    *is now offended that nobody has offended me and starts setting up my voodoo set to inflict pain on each and every one of you*
    Begging is offensive to me.
    Also, have you SEEN my guns? You're the one who is going to be feeling pain.
    (unless you make your chicken tacos - then I might let you survive)

    The big scary man guns? Nope, haven't seen those on you. but I guess I'm lucky that I've got plenty of leftover taco chicken. Am planning on having another for dinner tonight!
    Then you are forgiven for your earlier offense - as long as you can get those tacos to Tucson by 6:30.
  • garnet1483
    garnet1483 Posts: 249 Member
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    I like this so much, I want it to exist twice.
  • Miranda_the_Phoenix
    Miranda_the_Phoenix Posts: 32 Member
    hi!

    You could have at least taken the time to capitalize! People today.... I just don't know.
  • Miranda_the_Phoenix
    Miranda_the_Phoenix Posts: 32 Member
    giraffe-smiley.gif?1292867604

    I like this so much, I want it to exist twice.

    Me too! I want a tiny giraffe just like in that silly commercial for whatever that was....
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    I love you guys.

    And girls.

    And women.

    And men.

    And no one be offended, k?
  • mllowe2
    mllowe2 Posts: 50 Member
    Can you tell me how to log the calories i burned reading that and whether or not i need to eat them back?

    Bahahahaha!!!
  • Adshill
    Adshill Posts: 130 Member
    giraffe-smiley.gif?1292867604

    I like this so much, I want it to exist twice.

    Me too! I want a tiny giraffe just like in that silly commercial for whatever that was....


    So does my husband, but I have no idea where I can get him one?
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    I find this highly offensive to the people that don't speak english! they have no clue what you are saying, I would have much rather you had said it in at LEAST three different tounges
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    hi!

    At least you didn't say "hey", because that is for horses. That would offend the anti-horse community greatly.
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
    I am not high! Consider me offended!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Wait a d@mn minute...you said "Hai"? I'm sorry. I mean, GOMENASAI!
  • Hoakiebs
    Hoakiebs Posts: 430 Member
    I find this highly offensive to the people that don't speak english! they have no clue what you are saying, I would have much rather you had said it in at LEAST three different tounges

    Bonjour
    Hola
    Ciao
  • LauraDubbleya
    LauraDubbleya Posts: 79 Member
    Dammit, I scrolled through 3 pages of replies hoping no one had said the obvious but someone beat me too it.

    Hi? or High?

    Bwahahahahahahahhaahahahaha
    omg that was so worth a calorie!!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    I find this highly offensive to the people that don't speak english! they have no clue what you are saying, I would have much rather you had said it in at LEAST three different tounges

    Bonjour
    Hola
    Ciao

    Mucho .....umm.... better :smile:
  • zoeelizabeths
    zoeelizabeths Posts: 93 Member
    Привет! For those of you who know some Russian!
  • Skeebee
    Skeebee Posts: 740 Member
    Don't you know the rules?! Every post MUST be offensive to SOMEONE... I'm offended that you didn't offend anyone, on purpose.

    EXACTLY!!! SHAME!!! SHAME!!!!
  • FitKate
    FitKate Posts: 169 Member
    I'm very offended. You said Hi but did not ask how I was doing or how the group was doing. How dare you be so self centered! :)
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    I woke up unoffended.

    I forgive you all.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    somebody told me the best offense is a good defense.

    someone else told me dogs are the best home defense.

    so I got a dog.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    somebody told me the best offense is a good defense.

    someone else told me dogs are the best home defense.

    so I got a dog.
    I am pretty sure this is offensive to cat-lovers.
  • MrDude_1
    MrDude_1 Posts: 2,510 Member
    somebody told me the best offense is a good defense.

    someone else told me dogs are the best home defense.

    so I got a dog.
    I am pretty sure this is offensive to cat-lovers.
    I dont think so, my dog loves cats. they're delicious.
    Although my favorite cat-lovers are the nice chinese couple down the street. They're always so friendly... They even discount my food at their restaurant.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    somebody told me the best offense is a good defense.

    someone else told me dogs are the best home defense.

    so I got a dog.
    I am pretty sure this is offensive to cat-lovers.
    I dont think so, my dog loves cats. they're delicious.
    Although my favorite cat-lovers are the nice chinese couple down the street. They're always so friendly... They even discount my food at their restaurant.
    This post made me hungry which offends my sensibilities but, well, I can't really argue with a growling tummy.
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