The longest you've gone without....

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  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    5 weeks
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    NEVER!!!

    I am 25 y/o and I grew up with alot of my friends getting pregnant and getting it on with different people everyother day, so I decided it wasnt for me until I some silly *kitten* puts a ring on it.

    Almost caved a few times but luckily I found out that they were a**holes before... phew.

    I know... I know... I am a rare breed.

    This is awesome..
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    OK... This thread is starting to depress me! Ladies, at least invest in a Hittachi Magic Wand. I'm just sayin.... You'll thank me later :wink:

    A jessica rabbit, I have...never heard of that, though...


    the lady speaks the truth. Hitachi* actually.

    look it up on amazon.

    Girl, there's so many t's because I couldn't get it out fast enough!!!

    LOL!

    SMH, this doesn't meet European Standards for safety...I'm not gonna get electrocuted =|
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    <<< Accepting donations LOL

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    ;(
  • committomittxoxo
    committomittxoxo Posts: 339 Member
    Couple weeks maybe?! I was a total c*ntstrap the entire time... Pretty sure I grew fangs..
  • MaryEffingPoppins
    MaryEffingPoppins Posts: 371 Member
    OK... This thread is starting to depress me! Ladies, at least invest in a Hittachi Magic Wand. I'm just sayin.... You'll thank me later :wink:

    A jessica rabbit, I have...never heard of that, though...


    the lady speaks the truth. Hitachi* actually.

    look it up on amazon.

    Girl, there's so many t's because I couldn't get it out fast enough!!!

    LOL!

    SMH, this doesn't meet European Standards for safety...I'm not gonna get electrocuted =|

    It's worth it. What, whaaaaat?!
  • YassSpartan
    YassSpartan Posts: 1,195 Member
    ;(

    No donations? :sad:
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Urgh. I'm currently experiencing my 'longest' right now! :( lol
    It's been 9 months. Dear god man I only just did the math.
    Unless we're counting 'other' bedroom antics. In which case not too long ago hah
  • onedayillbamilf
    onedayillbamilf Posts: 662 Member
    2 years. I go through phases, like the one I'm in now, where I don't feel like dealing with all the crap and inevitable negative impact that will happen the day after. Same *kitten*, different guy gets very tiresome.
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    OK... This thread is starting to depress me! Ladies, at least invest in a Hittachi Magic Wand. I'm just sayin.... You'll thank me later :wink:

    A jessica rabbit, I have...never heard of that, though...


    the lady speaks the truth. Hitachi* actually.

    look it up on amazon.

    Girl, there's so many t's because I couldn't get it out fast enough!!!

    LOL!

    SMH, this doesn't meet European Standards for safety...I'm not gonna get electrocuted =|

    It's worth it. What, whaaaaat?!

    LOL!
    It looks like it'd break inside me to be honest....
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    ;(

    No donations? :sad:

    If I give you money, would you be considered a prostitute? And I a John? Or is it a Jane?
  • MaryEffingPoppins
    MaryEffingPoppins Posts: 371 Member
    OK... This thread is starting to depress me! Ladies, at least invest in a Hittachi Magic Wand. I'm just sayin.... You'll thank me later :wink:

    A jessica rabbit, I have...never heard of that, though...


    the lady speaks the truth. Hitachi* actually.

    look it up on amazon.

    Girl, there's so many t's because I couldn't get it out fast enough!!!

    LOL!

    SMH, this doesn't meet European Standards for safety...I'm not gonna get electrocuted =|

    It's worth it. What, whaaaaat?!

    LOL!
    It looks like it'd break inside me to be honest....

    OMG!!! It's NOT for the inside. Naw...I can't get down like that. Outside stimulation only. lol
    Oh gosh no lol
  • YassSpartan
    YassSpartan Posts: 1,195 Member
    If I give you money, would you be considered a prostitute? And I a John? Or is it a Jane?

    No promoting prostitution please :bigsmile:
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    OK... This thread is starting to depress me! Ladies, at least invest in a Hittachi Magic Wand. I'm just sayin.... You'll thank me later :wink:

    A jessica rabbit, I have...never heard of that, though...


    the lady speaks the truth. Hitachi* actually.

    look it up on amazon.

    Girl, there's so many t's because I couldn't get it out fast enough!!!

    LOL!

    SMH, this doesn't meet European Standards for safety...I'm not gonna get electrocuted =|

    It's worth it. What, whaaaaat?!

    LOL!
    It looks like it'd break inside me to be honest....

    OMG!!! It's NOT for the inside. Naw...I can't get down like that. Outside stimulation only. lol
    Oh gosh no lol

    BAHAHAHAHAHAH.....=((((
  • YassSpartan
    YassSpartan Posts: 1,195 Member
    I'm a massage therapist but I've never seen a massage device for the back/traps like this :huh:

    Hitachi Magic
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  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    If I give you money, would you be considered a prostitute? And I a John? Or is it a Jane?

    No promoting prostitution please :bigsmile:

    LOL...sorry?
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    I'm a massage therapist but I've never seen a massage device for the back/traps like this :huh:

    hitachi-magic-wand-l.jpg

    Oh that makes a lotta sense now that I see it....
  • YassSpartan
    YassSpartan Posts: 1,195 Member
    nm
  • MaryEffingPoppins
    MaryEffingPoppins Posts: 371 Member
    I think the rest of the folks on this thread aren't taking a like to us anymore! lol "Flippin freaks!" lol
  • bcc112986
    bcc112986 Posts: 362 Member
    8 months.
  • YennaBean
    YennaBean Posts: 77 Member
    One year and 3 months, if this is about what I think it's about. Lol
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
    I'm assuming we are talking about with a partner. With that in mind, about 3 months. Sometimes it feels like once every 3 months! Gotta do something about that!
  • liroez29
    liroez29 Posts: 221
    18 years :) lol


    :laugh: me too! :laugh:
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    I think the rest of the folks on this thread aren't taking a like to us anymore! lol "Flippin freaks!" lol

    It was your fault! Hitachi Magic Wand....
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    8 months....I was deployed to Qatar.
  • ericalynn104
    ericalynn104 Posts: 382 Member
    lol! Not what I was expecting when I opened this thread, but I like it! ;)

    The longest... 5 months is the standing record.. But right now we are 3 out of at least 7. (Friggin' deployment! I am sexually deprived for y'alls freedom! Live it up! haha!!)
  • Bysshe
    Bysshe Posts: 428 Member
    It's been almost 2 years for me. *shrugs*
  • weightloss12345678
    weightloss12345678 Posts: 377 Member
    This is one of the best thread I have saw yet..... I feel bad for yall bc it should NOT be that long really.

    me prob bout 2 weeks
  • LilacDreamer
    LilacDreamer Posts: 1,364 Member
    23 years...and then I met my husband.

    which means he's the only one i've been with.

    :)
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    OK... This thread is starting to depress me! Ladies, at least invest in a Hittachi Magic Wand. I'm just sayin.... You'll thank me later :wink:

    Rabbit Pearl will really make you thankful!
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