No guys should EVER, EVER, EVER...
... EVER wear spandex! I'm sorry, but no matter what shape you're in a guy looks disgusting in spandex. I'm so sick of seeing guys running around looking like they're only wearing paint on their lower bodies. :sick:
Now I'm a guy (and very hetero) and I can comfortably say that wearing something form-fitting on a well developed upper body is a good look - that's fine. But not spandex shorts. I guess I consider it ok if you REALLY need them because you are signed up for the Tour de France. But in no other circumstance should we have to see every nook & cranny on your lower body.
Can I get a witness ...?