Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • gina1971
    gina1971 Posts: 71 Member
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    "I'm not that kind of angel." - John Travolta in 'Michael'
  • francie442
    francie442 Posts: 3 Member
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    "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame, my favorite movie of all time...
  • clairification
    clairification Posts: 71 Member
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    "These go to 11" (Spinal Tap)
  • amm703
    amm703 Posts: 111 Member
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    "JUST a bit outside." Harry Doyle - Major League
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!" Auntie Mame, my favorite movie of all time...

    Great quote!
  • SteveHunt113
    SteveHunt113 Posts: 648 Member
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    "Frageelay ... must be Italian"
    "It says fragile..."

    Christmas Story
  • jedibunny
    jedibunny Posts: 321
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    Either "if you're from Africa, why are you white?" from Mean Girls or "nobody puts Baby in a corner" from Dirty Dancing.

    NOBODY puts baby in a corner! :D loooove it!
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
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    "I think I got a chunk of 'purple mountains majesty' up my a**..." James Garner as President Matt Douglas in My Fellow Americans, after jumping off a moving train.
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
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    "I fart in your general direction"
    Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail

    "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" along with "Aw, somebody's gotta ride back and get a ****LOAD of dimes!!!"
    Both from Blazing Saddles
  • MissPriss_423
    MissPriss_423 Posts: 56
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    Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
    Connor: Shh, I'm figuring some **** out here.
    Murphy: Oh **** you! I'm sweating my *kitten* off dragging your ****ing rope around! Must weigh thirty pounds.
    Connor: Shh! We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ****ing hold of yourself!
    Murphy: Oh **** you, I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ****ing lost!
    Connor: Will you ****ing shut it!


    AND


    Rocco: [seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy] ****in' … what the ****in' **** … who the **** … **** this ****in' … how did you two ****in' ****s … ****!
    Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word


    BOONDOCK SAINTS :happy:
    best movie EVER
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
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    Murphy: Where the **** are you going?
    Connor: Shh, I'm figuring some **** out here.
    Murphy: Oh **** you! I'm sweating my *kitten* off dragging your ****ing rope around! Must weigh thirty pounds.
    Connor: Shh! We are doing some serious **** here, now get a ****ing hold of yourself!
    Murphy: Oh **** you, I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us ****ing lost!
    Connor: Will you ****ing shut it!


    AND


    Rocco: [seeing a room full of mobsters killed by Connor and Murphy] ****in' … what the ****in' **** … who the **** … **** this ****in' … how did you two ****in' ****s … ****!
    Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word


    BOONDOCK SAINTS :happy:
    best movie EVER

    SEcond best movie behind Reservoir Dogs
  • semeyer
    semeyer Posts: 282 Member
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    Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

    LOL YES!
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
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    I have tons from my favorite movie A Knight's Tale alas i guess I will only use 2:

    Wat: It's called a lance. Heellooo?

    Wat: Uh, betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails I will w-rip... all the p... ung. Pain, lots of pain.

    Okay so i lied...Sue me!

    Chaucer: You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!
    [crowd roars]
    Chaucer: Today... today, you find yourselves equals.
    [crowd roars]
    Chaucer: For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
    [crowd, boo]
    Chaucer: In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
    [crowd roars]
    Chaucer: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

    And my favorite which has significant meaning:
    John Thatcher: Change your stars and live a better life than I have.
  • bm_stclair
    bm_stclair Posts: 26 Member
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    2 favorites... (btw - my apologies for the language below)

    "You surprised to see us Clark?
    "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. "

    and of course from the same movie, the famous rant...

    "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
  • JeanetteDee
    JeanetteDee Posts: 53 Member
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    "IT'S SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIEEE"
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
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    2 favorites... (btw - my apologies for the language below)

    "You surprised to see us Clark?
    "Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. "

    and of course from the same movie, the famous rant...

    "Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, ****less, hopeless, heartless, fat-*kitten*, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?

    Love this!!
  • carolinagirl919
    carolinagirl919 Posts: 54 Member
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    His mama named him Clay, I'mma call him Clay.

    - Coming to America


    Who's the Master? Sho-Nuff!!

    - The Last Dragon
  • carolinagirl919
    carolinagirl919 Posts: 54 Member
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    "Frageelay ... must be Italian"
    "It says fragile..."

    Christmas Story

    You win! ROTFLMAO!
  • carolinagirl919
    carolinagirl919 Posts: 54 Member
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    Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
    Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?


    -The Jerk
  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Bob: "It's psychotic! They keep creating new ways to celebrate mediocrity, but if someone is genuinely exceptional..." (The Incredibles) <giggle>

    Mr. Darcy: "In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you." (Pride and Prejudice) <swoon>

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