Favorite one liner from a movie

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  • PZlady
    PZlady Posts: 137 Member
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    I'd love to kiss ya but I just washed my hair. (Bette Davis in one of the oldies)
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
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    Mother: Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.
    Navin R. Johnson: I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?


    -The Jerk

    LOL!!!! Omg! I forgot about that! Love The Jerk! haven't seen it in forever!
  • tdaddybarlow
    tdaddybarlow Posts: 673 Member
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    "Pvt. Joe Bowers: Why me? Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.
    Sgt. Keller: Yeah, when he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way." It's supposed to embarrass you into leading - or at least following.
    Pvt. Joe Bowers: That doesn't embarrass me."

    "Officer Collins: [addressing military brass about Rita's background] We did, however have to come to an arrangement with her pimp. A gentleman who goes by the name Upgrayedd. Which he spells thusly, with two D's, as he says, "for a double dose of this pimping"."

    "Narrator: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."

    "Frito: Go away! 'Batin'!"
    ~Idiocracy
  • teeniemarie619
    teeniemarie619 Posts: 21 Member
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    "There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks - A League of Their Own
    "I'm a cop you idiot!" & "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" & "It's not a tumor!"- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kindergarten Cop
    "I'll be back" - Arnold in the Terminator
    "Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino - Scarface
    "You talkin to me?" - Robert DeNiro - Taxi Driver
  • teeniemarie619
    teeniemarie619 Posts: 21 Member
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    "There's no crying in baseball!" - Tom Hanks - A League of Their Own
    "I'm a cop you idiot!" & "Who is your daddy and what does he do?" & "It's not a tumor!"- Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kindergarten Cop
    "I'll be back" - Arnold in the Terminator
    "Say hello to my little friend" - Al Pacino - Scarface
    "You talkin to me?" - Robert DeNiro - Taxi Driver
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.

    Office Space
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

    The Italian Job (Michael Caine - UK original)
  • 600racer
    600racer Posts: 149 Member
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    "Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy" - Clint Eastwood, The Outlaw Josey Wales
  • twoscimitars
    twoscimitars Posts: 272 Member
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    "Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car? "
  • GreyhoundGuru
    GreyhoundGuru Posts: 91 Member
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    "Can you describe the ruckus, sir?"
    -- "The Breakfast Club"
  • runbyme
    runbyme Posts: 522 Member
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    Release the Kraken! Clash of the Titans.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Release the Kraken! Clash of the Titans.

    Liam Neeson delivered that line so well!!
  • EpiGaiaRepens
    EpiGaiaRepens Posts: 824 Member
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    "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders- the first of which is never start a land war in asia, but second, and only SLIGHTLY less well known is this: NEVER GO AGAINST A SICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!!"

    [i'm siclian. And yes, one line for us involves many many words!]
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants."

    Wall-E

    Seemed appropriate.
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
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    I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.

    Office Space

    Love, love, love this movie!!!
  • EpiGaiaRepens
    EpiGaiaRepens Posts: 824 Member
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    "I fart in your general direction"
    Monty Python's The Search for the Holy Grail

    "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" along with "Aw, somebody's gotta ride back and get a ****LOAD of dimes!!!"
    Both from Blazing Saddles

    I second the "I fart in your general direction"!!!


    I also second the "No one f**ks with the Jesus!"
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about.

    Office Space

    Love, love, love this movie!!!

    I know right. Do you have your TPS reports?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "Who wants a mustache ride?"

    Super Troopers
  • panda4153
    panda4153 Posts: 417 Member
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    No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

    Dogma
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    "Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread!"

    Super Troopers

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