You might be out of shape if....
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you no longer can see your feet.0
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you go mirror shopping and ask for the widescreen version0
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Bump0
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you go mirror shopping and ask for the widescreen version0
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...when having to decide between making yourself some ice cream and pie, or going to bed 'early' with the missus... you choose neither because it's to much effort to get of the couch.0
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...when having to decide between making yourself some ice cream and pie, or going to bed 'early' with the missus... you choose neither because it's to much effort to get of the couch.
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...you decide to sleep on the couch in front of the tv because you don't want to do the climb up the stairs to the bedroom.
Yes, I've done this a few times. My massage therapist says I should stop. Lol!0 -
You can't make it up 5 stairs without your knees hurting and being out of breath. You can't cross your legs because your stomach pushes into your chest and it crushes your lungs so you can't breathe. You can't sit up to get out of bed so you roll on your side until you finally reach the floor. All from personal experience.... Unfortunately.....0
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(and now for the one that made me think of starting this topic)
...your breathing becomes labored during a bowel movement.
Last week I was in a stall in an airport and the men in the stalls on either side me sounded like they were running a f----g marathon - I'm not kidding - both of them. It was really disturbing.0 -
you buy a rideing lawn mower just to do the front lawn patch
and no i didn't do this0 -
You're winded on your walk back to your car from the grocery store... so to make the walk less miserable you reach into your bag of groceries and open up some potato chips.0
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you walk up the steps and by the time you reach the top, you are out of breath (yup, has happened to me)0
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you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.0
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When you're having a shower and all you're doing is standing there washing yourself but you're too winded to sing along to the radio. Yup...I got winded having a shower. That was a very depressing day.0
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When you get winded pushing a "power assisted" lawn mower mowing the lawn.
When you run across the pedestrian crosswalk to beat the light and almost pass out.
When your legs hurt playing a game of hopscotch with your kid.
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You would rather wear flip-flops in the snow than try to bend over and put your shoes and socks on~0
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you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.
Bahah, I do this as well, but simply because I'm super lazy.0 -
if you seriously have to ask a doctor if your healthy enought to take viagra?0
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... jumping to conclusion is too much a work.0
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you run out of breathe bending at the waist to tie your shoelaces.0
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You sneeze and your abs hurt.0
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You buy a pickup so you can slide in and out of the cab.0
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Your arm is sore from wielding your Wii remote in Skyward Sword for two hours.0
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...you broke a sweat scrolling through this thread0
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so kid sees you in shorts and tells his mom your legs look like cottage cheese. (wasn't me but was in line next to them) lol. Glad I was wearing pants LOL0
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if you seriously consider hurting yourself so you can get a handicapped sticker..0
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you seriously considered buying the clapper to turn off the lights so you dont have to get up
I totally bought one of these in high school...not as cool as they looked on TV. You have to clap so hard your hand are red, and even then the stupid thing doesn't always work. lol
you can count the hand clapping in the exercise journal so it is a win-win situation!
:laugh: :laugh: ...and you KNOW there are people who would add it to their journals too!!0 -
These are hilarious! I especially like the one about throwing the basket down the stairs. Thanks for the laugh! :laugh:0
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you wonder if you still have pubes because you havent seen them in years...sorry I had to go there) a friend and I were discussing this other day.. she said shaving is a hit or miss..lol0
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you wonder if you still have pubes because you havent seen them in years...sorry I had to go there) a friend and I were discussing this other day.. she said shaving is a hit or miss..lol
yeah... or when your not sure the last time you changed your socks because you cant see to know what color they are...0
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