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You might be out of shape if....

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  • purplegoboom
    purplegoboom Posts: 400 Member
    you wonder if you still have pubes because you havent seen them in years...sorry I had to go there) a friend and I were discussing this other day.. she said shaving is a hit or miss..lol

    I was totally going to say something similar to this!

    When you're afraid to "groom" yourself because you can't see what you're doing.
  • steffihoney
    steffihoney Posts: 392
    you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.

    lmao! Haven't done it, but did think about how to do it! :laugh:
  • steffihoney
    steffihoney Posts: 392
    your husband says you look like Grimace. :sad:
    Yup, he went there!!!!! Can we say permanent doghouse!!!
  • steffihoney
    steffihoney Posts: 392
    it's way too much work to let the dogs in and out of the house.
  • angela2084
    angela2084 Posts: 12 Member
    When after one day of exercise, you walk like this

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  • brittaney10811
    brittaney10811 Posts: 588 Member
    <--- you're this girl ......... :frown:
  • LilysMom28
    LilysMom28 Posts: 236 Member
    you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.

    HAHA :laugh:
  • suavequeen
    suavequeen Posts: 273 Member
    Attempt to jump rope and find you cant even get your feet off the ground!

    Wii boxing was kicking my butt after 30 seconds too :sad:
  • new2locs
    new2locs Posts: 271 Member
    (and now for the one that made me think of starting this topic)

    ...your breathing becomes labored during a bowel movement.

    Last week I was in a stall in an airport and the men in the stalls on either side me sounded like they were running a f----g marathon - I'm not kidding - both of them. It was really disturbing.

    OMG!!!!!!! HILARIOUS or not!!!!!! :noway:
  • MelissaE27
    MelissaE27 Posts: 682 Member
    if you get in your car to go to the mailbox.....

    if you throw clothes to your kids to put in the washer

    if you think about exercising and you break a sweat....
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    After 12 minutes of 30ds, you're so sore that for 3 days, you have to hold onto the sink to get on and off the toilet. Yeesh.
  • ginnylee74
    ginnylee74 Posts: 398 Member
    Your arms get tired and cramp when drying your hair:blushing:

    Happened to a friend of mine. She has since started strength training.:happy:
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    ...you broke a sweat scrolling through this thread
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    You look down and realize you have a "****ie-do" :tongue:
  • ChristineDiet
    ChristineDiet Posts: 719 Member
    So funny! sorry I can't think of any that haven't already been said. I particularly liked the one about throwing your basket of dirty laundry down the stairs cos you were too tired to carry it!! haha. Thanks. x
  • JamesonsMommy
    JamesonsMommy Posts: 771 Member
    When getting dressed requires a sudden trip to urgent care .. 2 muscle relaxers and a pain killer later and I'm still on rest orders. Torticollis is a pain in the neck .. LITERALLY
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    ...you have cramps in your forearms the day after bowling (friend at work reporting this one today).
  • pucenavel
    pucenavel Posts: 972 Member
    (this one was me about 4 years ago)

    ...you hope for nothing but singles when playing softball because running 60 feet is just about your limit.
  • GabeRami
    GabeRami Posts: 210 Member
    You get winded walking up your porch....and it's only 5 stairs!
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    People keep mistaking you for a celebrity....Poppin Fresh......The Michelin Man...The Stay Puft Marshmallow guy....
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    At work you can't actually pick up the tote of mail & nobody believes you...[Seriously I was like uh...someone else want to carry this...I can't...& everyone kept giving me crap about being lazy, when I literally couldn't lift it!]
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 926 Member
    there is an obvious look of fear on the face of the person your supposed to sit next to on the plane
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