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You might be out of shape if....
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you wonder if you still have pubes because you havent seen them in years...sorry I had to go there) a friend and I were discussing this other day.. she said shaving is a hit or miss..lol
I was totally going to say something similar to this!
When you're afraid to "groom" yourself because you can't see what you're doing.0 -
you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.
lmao! Haven't done it, but did think about how to do it! :laugh:0 -
your husband says you look like Grimace. :sad:
Yup, he went there!!!!! Can we say permanent doghouse!!!0 -
it's way too much work to let the dogs in and out of the house.0
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When after one day of exercise, you walk like this
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<--- you're this girl ......... :frown:0
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you can't carry the basket of dirty laundry down the steps so you throw it.
HAHA :laugh:0 -
Attempt to jump rope and find you cant even get your feet off the ground!
Wii boxing was kicking my butt after 30 seconds too :sad:0 -
(and now for the one that made me think of starting this topic)
...your breathing becomes labored during a bowel movement.
Last week I was in a stall in an airport and the men in the stalls on either side me sounded like they were running a f----g marathon - I'm not kidding - both of them. It was really disturbing.
OMG!!!!!!! HILARIOUS or not!!!!!! :noway:0 -
if you get in your car to go to the mailbox.....
if you throw clothes to your kids to put in the washer
if you think about exercising and you break a sweat....0 -
After 12 minutes of 30ds, you're so sore that for 3 days, you have to hold onto the sink to get on and off the toilet. Yeesh.0
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Your arms get tired and cramp when drying your hair:blushing:
Happened to a friend of mine. She has since started strength training.:happy:0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:...you broke a sweat scrolling through this thread0
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You look down and realize you have a "****ie-do"0
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So funny! sorry I can't think of any that haven't already been said. I particularly liked the one about throwing your basket of dirty laundry down the stairs cos you were too tired to carry it!! haha. Thanks. x0
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When getting dressed requires a sudden trip to urgent care .. 2 muscle relaxers and a pain killer later and I'm still on rest orders. Torticollis is a pain in the neck .. LITERALLY0
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...you have cramps in your forearms the day after bowling (friend at work reporting this one today).0
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(this one was me about 4 years ago)
...you hope for nothing but singles when playing softball because running 60 feet is just about your limit.0 -
You get winded walking up your porch....and it's only 5 stairs!0
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People keep mistaking you for a celebrity....Poppin Fresh......The Michelin Man...The Stay Puft Marshmallow guy....0
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At work you can't actually pick up the tote of mail & nobody believes you...[Seriously I was like uh...someone else want to carry this...I can't...& everyone kept giving me crap about being lazy, when I literally couldn't lift it!]0
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there is an obvious look of fear on the face of the person your supposed to sit next to on the plane0
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