Unicorns pee glitter

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  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.
  • PinkEarthMama
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  • Diary_Queen
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    My chocolate cravings are proportional to the amount of pain that TOM cramps bring and currently expanding at an exponential rate.

    That.Is.All
  • violetness
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    "If I wanted your opinion, I'd read it in your entrails."
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.

    That is just a myth. In real life they do not pee glitter or have rainbows in their blood.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
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    My chocolate cravings are proportional to the amount of pain that TOM cramps bring and currently expanding at an exponential rate.

    That.Is.All

    Did you know: Chocolate cravings have nothing to do with PMS itsself? It has to do with your brain thinking of chocolate as comfort food. Something I read today, so it must be true right?
  • abuzbee
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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.

    That is just a myth. In real life they do not pee glitter or have rainbows in their blood.

    YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A UNICORN!!!!!
  • NoAdditives
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    I'm going to eat some ice cream before my kids wake up from their naps so that I don't have to share.
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.

    That is just a myth. In real life they do not pee glitter or have rainbows in their blood.

    YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A UNICORN!!!!!


    Thats because I have never been to ENGLAND!
  • JacksMom12
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  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.

    That is just a myth. In real life they do not pee glitter or have rainbows in their blood.

    YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A UNICORN!!!!!

    Unicorns poop rainbows, they don't have them in their blood.
  • BriskaPacojame
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    Boobs.

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.

    That is just a myth. In real life they do not pee glitter or have rainbows in their blood.

    YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A UNICORN!!!!!


    Thats because I have never been to ENGLAND!

    You win, I just laughed my *kitten* off
  • butterfliespink
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  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
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    My chocolate cravings are proportional to the amount of pain that TOM cramps bring and currently expanding at an exponential rate.

    That.Is.All

    Did you know: Chocolate cravings have nothing to do with PMS itsself? It has to do with your brain thinking of chocolate as comfort food. Something I read today, so it must be true right?

    Sadly, I crave chocolate every day.... that sh!ts good! LOL I just want to eat something.. anything... a sardine sammich would probably even work today! Agghhhhhhh
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    "If I wanted your opinion, I'd read it in your entrails."

    ^ This one wins! Equal parts Dexter and Oracle at Delphi. :laugh:
  • bigsexay157
    bigsexay157 Posts: 37
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    If unicorns pee Glitter, what do they poo?
  • HOTTMESSYGIRL
    HOTTMESSYGIRL Posts: 35
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    This thread is dumb, unicorns don't live around here. They are from like england or something. I doubt they piss glitter. I bet they just have sparkly stuff in their pee.

    Umm, shows how much you know. They DO pee glitter, and their blood has real life rainbows in it. :grumble: idiot.

    That is just a myth. In real life they do not pee glitter or have rainbows in their blood.

    YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A UNICORN!!!!!

    Unicorns poop rainbows, they don't have them in their blood.

    You should really do your research. That isnt possible.

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