Unicorns pee glitter

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  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    What??? I thought they were from My Little Pony Land

    *GASP* MY LITTLE PONIES ARE NOT, I repeat, NOT UNICORNS!!!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!

    yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee
  • sammyjbray
    sammyjbray Posts: 146 Member
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    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!

    What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.
  • mrsNoSo
    mrsNoSo Posts: 28
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    So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!

    yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee

    UTI in MY EYE
  • theleftie
    theleftie Posts: 366
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    So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!

    yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee

    I woke up one time with glitter all over my chest - was the tooth fairy riding a unicorn - who stopped to pee on me? What would that be called? can't be a golden shower.... hmmmm
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
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    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!

    What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.


    You're my new bestie
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!

    What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.

    They do TOO PEE GLITTER!!! They pee INVISIBLE glitter!! And they cry Fairies, SO THERE!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    So, does that mean that girls who wear glitter lotion are wearing unicorn pee? That's sexy awesome!

    yes, and glitter eyeshadow is dried unicorn pee

    I woke up one time with glitter all over my chest - was the tooth fairy riding a unicorn - who stopped to pee on me? What would that be called? can't be a golden shower.... hmmmm

    a fun night?
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 749
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!

    What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.

    They do TOO PEE GLITTER!!! They pee INVISIBLE glitter!! And they cry Fairies, SO THERE!

    Please... how can something CRY freaking fairies... :huh:
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
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    well, at least we know Unicorns are awesome! What about the Loch Ness Monster?
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    What are ya, slow? YES YES YES!!! :huh:
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    You should really take unicorns seriously. They are just like any other animal. Not to be mocked.
    Right, and you should learn that not all unicorns come from England.


    THATS WHAT I SAID! NOT SCOTTLAND LIKE YOU!

    What about the Welsh unicorns? They don't pee glitter. They are incontinent and they leek.

    They do TOO PEE GLITTER!!! They pee INVISIBLE glitter!! And they cry Fairies, SO THERE!

    Please... how can something CRY freaking fairies... :huh:

    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    Good grief, don't you people know ANYthing? Have you never SEEN their tears? Come ON!

    I'm not mean enough to make a unicorn cry. So no. I have never seen their tears.
  • angied80
    angied80 Posts: 749
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.
  • jernigan51
    jernigan51 Posts: 92
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    Bring me a taco. That is all.
  • butterfliespink
    butterfliespink Posts: 121
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    Soooo unicorns pee glitter? yes? no?

    Absolutely. That is where 3/4ths of the world' glitter supply comes from. Trust me, you don't want to know where the other 1/4 comes from

    fairy tears... everyone knows that

    I thought they came from pixie dust-and everyone knows pixies are evil

    I think they are just misunderstood, not evil.

    Have you met one? The last one I met threw a poison oak leaf at me :(

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