Does drinking a lot of water make my poop fluffy?

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  • Pams_Shadow
    Pams_Shadow Posts: 233 Member
    Fluffy poo
    Poofy poo
    Brown poo
    Green poo
    Firm poo
    Mushy poo

    I poo... You poo... We all poo too!

    So sorry, couldn't help it... diarrhea....
  • embersfallen
    embersfallen Posts: 534 Member
    02-10-chocolate-mousse.jpeg how fluffy are we talking? :huh:

    LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  • LolaVersion2
    LolaVersion2 Posts: 114 Member
    water does not, but soda makes your poo fluffy! all those bubbles fluffin it up. mmhmm.
  • lstnlondry
    lstnlondry Posts: 1,794 Member
    The bestest thread everr! Thank you for making me laugh until I cried!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    I'm getting a hankering for a 3 Musketeers.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I'm getting a hankering for a 3 Musketeers.

    Oh, scat, you.
  • mfisher16508
    mfisher16508 Posts: 269 Member
    light as air fluffy??????? or as the pic shows, choco mousse fluffy...hmmmmm now that is the question


    and for those who cant handle poop, deal, cause you do it too, so why not make it funny, and if your poop looks diff then what you are used to, it could indicate a health prob, just sayin, you need to look at it from all angles.....now then back to the hilarity of this post, TY for this.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    I think he meant:

    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH YOUR QUESTION? THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY! WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS RELEVENT TO LOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS? GROW UP!

    :bigsmile:
  • malinen23
    malinen23 Posts: 34 Member
    I don't do the message board much but when I saw a friend of mind post to this I had to check it out. Best title ever. And seriously, anyone that gets offended or angry about this topic probably needs to poop more, because they are clearly tight in the booty.

    Thanks for the laughs and pictures guys. Great way to end the work day.
  • i_miss_donuts
    i_miss_donuts Posts: 180 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THE OP IS "LOOSING" WEIGHT THAT THEIR POOP IS SO FLUFFY!

    I COMMAND YOU ALL TO WORSHIP THE FLUFFY POOPER!

    AND THEN GIVE ME YOUR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAMES AND YOUR SS #'S.

    OBEY THE CAPITAL LETTERS!

    "WORSHIP THE FLUFFY POOPER!" Flipping hilarious.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    nova_chocolate_soft_serve.jpg

    Dammit. Now I want ice cream.
  • mfisher16508
    mfisher16508 Posts: 269 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    LIGHTEN up, hahahaha!!!!
  • LHSweeney
    LHSweeney Posts: 87 Member
    I LOVE YOU OP !! This was the best !! and.... now i have to start the pre and post weigh in routine because I am now curious too..:huh:
  • KadyLisette
    KadyLisette Posts: 17

    And dude, for the record, everyone poops.

    But does everyone actually live?



    LOL.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.

    Your poop skill is impressive. But did they float?
  • PeekABooGirl
    PeekABooGirl Posts: 218 Member
    Actually, I too much fat can make your poop fluffy. Not sure about water.

    I DID see this about fluffy poop and water...

    TYPE 6 Fluffy pieces with ragged edges, a mushy stool

    Again, the mushiness indicates that insufficient water has been re-absorbed from the stool, indicating a rapid transit time and poor absorption of nutrients. This may be caused by poor diet, food intolerances and/or an imbalance in gut bacteria. Eat whole grains as indicated above. Avoid having too much fruit, raw vegetables and juices for a while. Supplement with probiotic capsules or powder to repopulate the gut with good bacteria.
  • wisebadger53
    wisebadger53 Posts: 382 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.

    Did that require an emergency call to the plumber? :noway:
  • jamiesadler
    jamiesadler Posts: 634 Member
    02-10-chocolate-mousse.jpeg how fluffy are we talking? :huh:


    WOW! Love this
  • xSophia19
    xSophia19 Posts: 1,536 Member
    Good job i didnt have a drink in my mouth! Or else it would of gone all over my laptop! :laugh: :laugh:

    Sorry im just laughing at the thought of 'fluffy poo' :laugh:
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    LIGHTEN up, hahahaha!!!!

    Perhaps he's constipated and is just jealous that the OP took four poops in one day.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Cause I took like 4 dumps yesterday. But I didn't weigh to see how much weight I lost.
    You should have weighed yourself. I *always* weigh pre and post-poo, because I have a morbid curiosity with seeing how much it weighed.

    Lots of protein + lots of fiber + lots of water = impressive poo


    --- I lost 5 pounds the other day. True story.

    Your poop skill is impressive. But did they float?
    With that volume, it was hard to tell.

    And no, no plumber was required.
  • HeatherMarie1174
    HeatherMarie1174 Posts: 355
    This may be my favorite thread title ever.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sewerchick93
    sewerchick93 Posts: 1,438 Member
    LOL!! as one who works in a turd-hurders lab (poo plant) I have seen floaters, sinkers, corn poo and the occasional squirts, but fluffy poop is a new one by me....
  • narrington77
    narrington77 Posts: 98 Member
    And seriously, anyone that gets offended or angry about this topic probably needs to poop more, because they are clearly tight in the booty.

    awesome.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    OP - was it rainbow colored and glittery? It means you are a unicorn!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    And dude, for the record, everyone poops.
    Quite true. It's why I registered the domain: http://www.everyonepoops.net/

    I'm all about education.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP

    Two people added me to their friends list because of this thread. nyah, nyah.

    That cracked me up the most. haha
  • katwomankrj
    katwomankrj Posts: 1
    Woooo what a topic!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH QUESTION .THESE QUESTIONS ARE GETTING MORE ABSURD BY THE DAY ........... WHY DONT YOU TRY TO KEEP YOUR QUESTIONS REVERENT TO LOOSING WEIGHT AND WORKING OUT AND NOT SOMETHING SO SICK AS THIS GROW UP
    Stick to your English homework. :drinker:
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