Halp!!! Sabotaged by Supermarket Sales :(

RillSoji

I retain ice cream like other people retain water.

jetscreaminagain

If Ben and Jerry's is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

california_peach

You should eat some Schweddy Balls. It's chock full of protein.

badgerbadger1

I was going to start a 100% clean eating diet so went to the supermarket to get some produce, only shopping the perimeter and what do I find? The freezers facing the perimeter had ice cream, and it was on sale! W T F, I truly think they knew I was going to shop there today and didn't want to see me succeed. What a devious plan to have the ice cream freezers facing the perimeter, sabotaging all the clean eaters. What do I do?

If you eat this you will have an insulin spike causing you to have an overnight 50 lb weight gain of pure fat.

tsh0ck

those ones on the bottom are greek yogurt, so that's super healthy, rite? i would say, just eat ben & jerry's and celery for the week or two (until it's all gone). don't shop at the supermarket any more. order delivery.

How much celery would i have to eat to negate a pint of ice cream, 2 or 3 stalks or more then that?

depends. are you washing the dirt off?

chrisdavey

Make sure you don't fast prior to consumption of any icecream as insulin will spike & you'll get fat.

Having said that, if you rinse the ice cream prior to eating it should be clean enough.

badgerbadger1

those ones on the bottom are greek yogurt, so that's super healthy, rite? i would say, just eat ben & jerry's and celery for the week or two (until it's all gone). don't shop at the supermarket any more. order delivery.

How much celery would i have to eat to negate a pint of ice cream, 2 or 3 stalks or more then that?

depends. are you washing the dirt off?

The dirt has an ionic charge which will make your body alkaline and therefore immortal.

capnwo85

Amazing.

gp79

I heard that celery isn't really a negative calorie food, would rocks work?

ninerbuff

I like Chunky Monkey.......................it has nutritious value!!!

Ice Cream- Dairy
Bananas- Fruit
Walnuts- Protein and fiber
Chocolate- Antioxidant

Only thing missing is the actual monkey for meat.


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Rayman79

Sooo, is that a pic of the freezer at the supermarket, or is this on your kitchen bench at home?

Also, I heard that scientists just discovered a tool that was used in paleolithic times, that they believe to be a primitive icecream churn! Soooo, if they did it then, you can totally eat as much icecream as you want now!! :drinker:

Acg67

Sooo, is that a pic of the freezer at the supermarket, or is this on your kitchen bench at home?

Also, I heard that scientists just discovered a tool that was used in paleolithic times, that they believe to be a primitive icecream churn! Soooo, if they did it then, you can totally eat as much icecream as you want now!! :drinker:

Those are pints that i own minus a few that didn't fit in the picture

Indrasting on the paleo connection, since paleo man had no disease

Silverkittycat

I heard that celery isn't really a negative calorie food, would rocks work?

If you do it right..

froeschli

Eat it all in one sitting - you'll never want to even hear the word ice cream ever again.
maybe no good in the short term, but long term it has possibilities...

deniseselah

those ones on the bottom are greek yogurt, so that's super healthy, rite? i would say, just eat ben & jerry's and celery for the week or two (until it's all gone). don't shop at the supermarket any more. order delivery.

How much celery would i have to eat to negate a pint of ice cream, 2 or 3 stalks or more then that?

take your goal weight, divide by 4. then eat 12 celery stalks for each pint of ice cream. (the math at the beginning is just to keep your body guessing so you don't pluto).

I also heard that drinking ice water will burn calories cause your body has to heat it up, think that works for ice cream too? Ice cream is pretty cold

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

AmyMcDonald808

oh god this is me a month ago. I cant eat ice cream yet..no self control

Silverkittycat

those ones on the bottom are greek yogurt, so that's super healthy, rite? i would say, just eat ben & jerry's and celery for the week or two (until it's all gone). don't shop at the supermarket any more. order delivery.

How much celery would i have to eat to negate a pint of ice cream, 2 or 3 stalks or more then that?

take your goal weight, divide by 4. then eat 12 celery stalks for each pint of ice cream. (the math at the beginning is just to keep your body guessing so you don't pluto).

I also heard that drinking ice water will burn calories cause your body has to heat it up, think that works for ice cream too? Ice cream is pretty cold

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/517327-cold-stomach-burning-fat-myth-or-truth

All signs indicate YES.

infamousmk

I'd hit it.

Skinny_Beans

I'd just live off a container of ben and jerrys for a day, easy!

FitLink

and this is why "clean eating" is just silly.

Hear hear.