Kids say the funniest things!

shawnscott5

So my little guy comes home from school today and he had not finished his lunch we packed him (morning kindergarten). So I told him to sit at the table to finish his lunch.

Me: Cyrus, you need to finish your sandwich and your gold fish crackers
Cy: (starts crying) I can't like those gold fish.
Me: Why?
Cy: Cause I hate them
Me: Why do you hate the gold fish?
Cy: Cause I lub them.

Your turn.....

hennyben

My 3 year old: Mom what's 4+2?
Me: 6
3 y.o: Thanks, now I know everything

TexasGirl_Amie

My 7 year old in the van yesterday (playing his ds and my sis flipping through my ipod stopping on a song he loves):

"Ugh! Now I am going to lose my game because I have to sing!"

hehehe

SnakeDarling

Me: Caden... Don't worry about it. Boys and girls are just different, you know?
8yr.Old Brother: Yeah. Boys don't have *motions to his chest*
Me: What? Boobies?
Him: Well... Dad does... But most don't!

KJVBear33

My niece who is 1 year old takes her father's credit card and says "mine, mine, mine...." LOL!!

Nephew/Godson John says "I have a twestion...." (he doesn't say his C's or his Q's and has a hard time with saying "M's")

Nephew Ryan when he was younger used to say "I no like it" when he didn't like something and also "blocking ours way"

Ha ha!! Both boys LOVE "Moves Like Jagger" and know the words...........too cute!

shawnscott5

Both the kids are learning to read (yes twins in the same classroom)

Jericho: Daddy what does this word say?
Dad: say the letters and you can read it yourself
Jericho: (saying letters slowly) F I T
Dad: now way the sounds all together
Jerich: eff it

I almost peed my pants on that one!

shawnscott5

Me: Caden... Don't worry about it. Boys and girls are just different, you know?
8yr.Old Brother: Yeah. Boys don't have *motions to his chest*
Me: What? Boobies?
Him: Well... Dad does... But most don't!

Just choked on my rice cake!

onmyway31

"Mom I never lie, but sometimes I could be telling the truth." lol my daughter told me this, she is 9

bmkx0

My 3 year old: Mom what's 4+2?
Me: 6
3 y.o: Thanks, now I know everything

hahahah

Elizabeth_M

Me: Caden... Don't worry about it. Boys and girls are just different, you know?
8yr.Old Brother: Yeah. Boys don't have *motions to his chest*
Me: What? Boobies?
Him: Well... Dad does... But most don't!

lol! Oh bless his heart!!

dsjohndrow

My 7-year-old had watched our rabbits have a couple of litters last winter.
Charlotte: Mom, how many kids did you have when I was born?
Mom: Just you.
Charlotte: Like there weren't more and you gave them away on Craiglist?
Mom: No just you.
Charlotte: That's weird, why only one?

paigemarie93

Both the kids are learning to read (yes twins in the same classroom)

Jericho: Daddy what does this word say?
Dad: say the letters and you can read it yourself
Jericho: (saying letters slowly) F I T
Dad: now way the sounds all together
Jerich: eff it

I almost peed my pants on that one!

Too cute!

w2bab

My son when he was 8 (he's 23 now): Mom, I don't know why you worry about your weight. You can always just get a bl*w j*b.

Me: WHAT? What did you just say???? How do you know that word????

My son (looking very frightened): You know. . . a bl*w j*b. Where they go in and suck all the fat out of ya.

Me: OH. You mean liposuction. It's called liposuction.

My son: Yeah, liposuction.

FluttershySweetie

One day I was cleaning and I dropped my mop, it hit the counter and sent a plate flying. My 8 year old son (4 1/2 at the time) then says to the situation: " That's some bad luck right there!"

Love the posts here! Espicially the Dad with the mmhhmm's.... haha

FluttershySweetie

@ w2bab = OMG! That is awesome!!! LMAO!!

SnakeDarling

My son when he was 8 (he's 23 now): Mom, I don't know why you worry about your weight. You can always just get a bl*w j*b.

Me: WHAT? What did you just say???? How do you know that word????

My son (looking very frightened): You know. . . a bl*w j*b. Where they go in and suck all the fat out of ya.

Me: OH. You mean liposuction. It's called liposuction.

My son: Yeah, liposuction.

LOL! Too cute!

canroadrunner

My daughter would hear things and try to fit them into her experience of life which could be hilarious if they involved words she hadn't heard before.

Once she came home and told me that her teacher had sneezed and she said Gesundheit, he replied that her donkey was insane.

The best however was when Princess Diana had been killed in the car accident. She had heard it all day but her teenage brother had been sleeping (typical teenager) and missed the news. When at dinner, the subject came up, he exclaimed "Princess Diana is dead" and my daughter said "Yes, she was being chased by Pavarotti on a motorcycle."

_Timmeh_

My son when he was 8 (he's 23 now): Mom, I don't know why you worry about your weight. You can always just get a bl*w j*b.

Me: WHAT? What did you just say???? How do you know that word????

My son (looking very frightened): You know. . . a bl*w j*b. Where they go in and suck all the fat out of ya.

Me: OH. You mean liposuction. It's called liposuction.

My son: Yeah, liposuction.

OMFG :laugh: :laugh:

korsicash

Mine woke up this morning and I say "good morning love and how did you sleep?" he looks at me and wrinkles his nose is disgust "none of your business".....It was too fricken funny I can't even be mad about it.

hennyben

My 5 year old daughter: Ohhhhhh I just wish I had boobies and was pregnant (:sad: )

saragato

My cousin when she was about 5:

Emma: I'm the baby!
Me (second youngest in the family by 14 years) : No way, I'm the baby!
Emma: *looks me up and down then leans over to her mom* That's a big baby...

Last Christmas:

(she got a set of Monster High dolls even though she's only 7)

Her mom: *brushing the werewolf girl's hair*
Emma: NOOO! You're doing it wrong!
Her mom: But I'm brushing it so the purple shows, see? *points to purple streaks*
Emma: If I cut out those purple parts then will you brush it right?!