NSV..... redneck style!

coraliethomas

Ok... so I work in a jewelry store.. everyday the UPS guy comes in to deliver whatever it is he is delivering on that particular day. Well I dont know HOW this guy got hired... I mean... think "swamp people" crossed with "moonshiners" and maybe a dash of "doomsday preppers" thrown in. I live in Boonville, Missouri.

Well he walks in today... hands me our stuff and as Im signing the little computer thingie I hear.. (in your head, say this in the most hillbilly accent you can muster) "Well now look atchya.... you lookin very mighty fiiiiiinneee.... you on one of them there diets?"

I SOOOO badly wanted to say "No, Im dying of AIDS...... heres your sign!" I probably would have handled it better if I wasnt in such a bad mood, but sheesh!

natalie412

ROFL!!!! That is hilarious!

sassylilmama

Honestly if he is as country as you say then he was complimenting you. He noticed, isn't that what matters?

jaxxie

Thanks for making my night! I laughed so hard, I had to get my husband to read it too! Hope you have a better day tomorrow!

lisablueeyes

LOL!!!:laugh:

coraliethomas

Honestly if he is as country as you say then he was complimenting you. He noticed, isn't that what matters?

I know he was complimenting me, I was just kinda crabby today.. I did thank him politely, and its nice that he noticed. It was just the way he asked that I was like "Wha?"

christy0623

That's so funny!!!!

cherigurl

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMG I needed that . thanks

aelarek

That is TOOOO funny. Made me giggle outloud!

manderson27

If anyone told me I was looking "mighty fine" I would be pleased:bigsmile: , provided they aren't wearing a hockey mask and holding a chain saw that is.:noway:

DaughterOfTheMostHighKing

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I'd have cracked up right in front of him!!! or answer him back the same way!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

CarolinaGirlinVA

I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost.

rileamoyer

Honestly if he is as country as you say then he was complimenting you. He noticed, isn't that what matters?

This ^^^^^ Much better than my Kansas brother who said, eat somethin or get a belt!

kymarai

Too funny! My UPS driver (who is hot by the way) noticed my weight loss the other day!

_Bob_

lol

you're a better person than I am :devil:

sassylilmama

I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost.

Ohhhhhh so hubby is cut off until further notice right?

coraliethomas

I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost.

OH WOW!! My MIL told my hubby that I wouldnt last 10 minutes on a diet, and in fact Id be even fatter by next XMAS... So 33lbs later I email her every now and then and tell her how much Ive lost :devil:

Kassielin13

Considering I live in a small redneck town as well, I would have just handled as usual, with a surprised look and a "thank you."
I don't speak in "hillbilly" but most of the guys in our town do and that made it so much funnier.
Thank you for the best laugh of the day.

elenathegreat

Honestly if he is as country as you say then he was complimenting you. He noticed, isn't that what matters?

This...I will take any compliment I can get

mdcjmom

That's so awesome! Gotta love a redneck compliment...

DorisR184

LMAO!! Congrats :laugh: