NSV..... redneck style!

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  • katiew00t
    katiew00t Posts: 164
    LOL!

    Yee-haw!

    A compliment is a compliment.
  • wjewell
    wjewell Posts: 282 Member
    My dad sometimes talk "hick" like this. i LOVE IT. lol. He makes me laugh so much. He is really really smart though, so I think he can get away with it. haha. This would have made my day :) Thanks for posting this. i miss my dad and it reminded me of him. Off to call him <3
  • lexidell46
    lexidell46 Posts: 143
    Thank you for the laugh.
  • garp4
    garp4 Posts: 59 Member
    Hmmmm, if my brother or dad worked for UPS I would have thought you were talking about them! But no, they are a little south of Booneville anyway.

    I do know what you mean though, I went to college in Warrensburg and while I loved my experiance, the way some people talk always would throw me for a loop. It was like a different language.

    I still do have to decipher what my dad is talking about at least half the time (I was not raised by him, so I guess I lucked out there.) But at least with age my broher seems to be talking more "normal".
  • WingMan380
    WingMan380 Posts: 2,139 Member
    Now I are one of dem thar rednecks, however I do try to be a bit more civerlized when I komplerment a gud lookin chick.

    "You are pertier than a dew drop on a rose peddle" - usually werks fer me!

    :laugh: You made me snort!! HAHAHAHH! I suppose you Warsh your Hayer every morning too :D

    We take our bath on Saterday nite so we be smellin gud when we go to the church house on Sundey. Dont a want our Sundey go to church clothes ta git derty.
  • Fat_2_Fit_Mommy
    Fat_2_Fit_Mommy Posts: 569 Member
    Ok... so I work in a jewelry store.. everyday the UPS guy comes in to deliver whatever it is he is delivering on that particular day. Well I dont know HOW this guy got hired... I mean... think "swamp people" crossed with "moonshiners" and maybe a dash of "doomsday preppers" thrown in. I live in Boonville, Missouri.

    Well he walks in today... hands me our stuff and as Im signing the little computer thingie I hear.. (in your head, say this in the most hillbilly accent you can muster) "Well now look atchya.... you lookin very mighty fiiiiiinneee.... you on one of them there diets?"

    I SOOOO badly wanted to say "No, Im dying of AIDS...... heres your sign!" I probably would have handled it better if I wasnt in such a bad mood, but sheesh!
    Lol the way I read it sounds like Larry the cable guy. Good NSV!! Atleast he noticed!
  • PlanetVelma
    PlanetVelma Posts: 1,223 Member
    Ok... so I work in a jewelry store.. everyday the UPS guy comes in to deliver whatever it is he is delivering on that particular day. Well I dont know HOW this guy got hired... I mean... think "swamp people" crossed with "moonshiners" and maybe a dash of "doomsday preppers" thrown in. I live in Boonville, Missouri.

    Well he walks in today... hands me our stuff and as Im signing the little computer thingie I hear.. (in your head, say this in the most hillbilly accent you can muster) "Well now look atchya.... you lookin very mighty fiiiiiinneee.... you on one of them there diets?"

    I SOOOO badly wanted to say "No, Im dying of AIDS...... heres your sign!" I probably would have handled it better if I wasnt in such a bad mood, but sheesh!

    That was really nice of him!

    That reminds me of my dad's side of the family, some of those family members are really, REALLY redneck. It's all good, for the most part they are super sweet and fun to have a few beers with!
  • slimcows
    slimcows Posts: 10 Member
    LMAO I LOVE REDNECK JOCKS
  • Jenn728
    Jenn728 Posts: 683 Member
    thanks for the laugh!
  • cnsmith2
    cnsmith2 Posts: 539 Member
    I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

    My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost. :angry:

    That's not even cool.....why on earth would he even admit to that..... I mean why would he do it, but admitting to it is even worse lol
  • memcd911
    memcd911 Posts: 230 Member
    think "swamp people" crossed with "moonshiners" and maybe a dash of "doomsday preppers" thrown in. I live in Boonville, Missouri.

    I would like to point out that there is a difference between being cajun and being redneck. If you could understand a word of what he was saying, and you live in Missouri, I think you can toss Swamp People out of the mix.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    :love: I will need his digits ASAP:love:
    Congrats on the NSV....
  • darylinny
    darylinny Posts: 146
    ha ha ha ha...that's so funny! I had to wipe my eyes! Enjoy the attention...and make sure you look over your shoulder when you leave work, just in case he thinks people still kidnap prospective wives!
  • memcd911
    memcd911 Posts: 230 Member
    and make sure you look over your shoulder when you leave work, just in case he thinks people still kidnap prospective wives!

    LMAO. Now that is funny.
  • tistal
    tistal Posts: 869 Member
    HAHAHA I grew up in Auxvasse! I can only imagine!!!
  • smsinger75
    smsinger75 Posts: 251 Member
    I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

    My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost. :angry:

    dang! That sucks. Hopefully you will hang in here and show them all! Then take the pool for yourself and a new wardrobe!
  • helpmelose2011
    helpmelose2011 Posts: 125 Member
    LMAO!! TO FUNNY! Love your description of him!
  • MaggiePuccini
    MaggiePuccini Posts: 248 Member
    I'm a hillbilly, and I'm SO SO SO offended.
  • jpsgrl
    jpsgrl Posts: 32 Member
    AMEN, a Bless Your Heart speaks volumes, coupled with a ear to ear smile. Born and bred Texas girl here as well. Thanks for your reply, loved it.
  • Shannota
    Shannota Posts: 308 Member
    I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

    My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost. :angry:

    OUCH!
  • misslissa121
    misslissa121 Posts: 126
    I'd pay money for a compliment like that right now!

    My husband's idea of encouraging me is to tell me he started a pool at work and all the guys placed bets on how long I'd last before quitting this "diet thing". Then he added he already lost. :angry:

    So, how is the life insurance on him? :devil:

    So happy my partner is sooo super supportive. I dont' think I would of lasted as long without him. Although he is also trying to get in better shape, and it has almost become a constest with me, I can't let him weigh less than me :) So far I got him by almost 10lbs. I am looking forward to when he works out more and gets me some nice buff arms to drool on at night :blushing:
  • angierandy
    angierandy Posts: 10 Member
    I love it!! I think his cousin lives next to me here in Tennessee :)
  • NewLIFEstyle4ME
    NewLIFEstyle4ME Posts: 4,440 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JRRCLR
    JRRCLR Posts: 338 Member
    Needs a "WOOOO-EEEE" in there! :)
  • lpblah
    lpblah Posts: 28
    OMG!!! I just finished working out and it hurts to laugh!!
  • mamamc03
    mamamc03 Posts: 1,067 Member
    Needs a "WOOOO-EEEE" in there! :)

    As well as a hearty..."Well, I'll be!!"
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