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sexforjaffacakes
sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
edited November 12 in Health and Weight Loss
I'VE DROPPED 10 DRESS SIZES, MY BODY LOOKS AMAZING, I'M TOTZ SKINNY NOW, BUT I HAVEN'T LOST ANY WEIGHT INA MONTH!!!

IT'S SO HARD WEIGHING THIS MUCH AND LOOKING SO GOOD

BEING HEAVY IS SUCH A BURDEN, PEOPLE JUST LOOK AT ME AND TELL I WEIGHT 170 POUNDS, IT'S NOT LIKE INCHES ARE WHAT PEOPLE SEE AND WHAT MATTERS


How can I get that scale to move?!?!!

IT'S THE ONLY THING IN MY LIFE THAT MEANS ANYTHING
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  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    I thoroughly enjoyed this post.
  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS
  • richx83
    richx83 Posts: 334 Member
    pick it up and move it somewhere else, job done

    And no, she isn't serious lol


    How can I get that scale to move?!?!!

  • badgerbadger1
    badgerbadger1 Posts: 954 Member
    pick it up and move it somewhere else, job done

    And no, she isn't serious lol


    How can I get that scale to move?!?!!


    Well played
  • you need to calm down. Losing 10 dress sizes is a huge achievement. you should be proud!
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member


    How can I get that scale to move?!?!!

    pick it up and move it somewhere else, job done



    I'm scared I'll get bulky doing heavy lifting ):
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,284 Member
    How about getting rid of it? If you focus too much on what the scale says then your never going to accomplish what you want because in the back of your head all you see is a number. If your body looks amazing why not just keep doing what you are doing and toning up?

    Too many people stay too focused on the number on the scale when it means absolutely nothing. Just focus on being tone and healthy and you will have great results.
  • RachelVon
    RachelVon Posts: 66 Member
    If you pick the scale up you will probably burn calories!! Haha I advise you to search under exercise in MFP to see how many calories it will burn lolz
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Poor you! Just because you don't LOOK fat, doesn't mean you aren't secretly fat inside.

    No more carbs or bananas after 1pm.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    You'll need to open your pants, uh, I mean your diary so we can diddle, uh, check on what's going on down there, um, in there, er...what was the question?
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I'm just going to start wearing my weight on my shirt, so everyone knows I'm still fat even though I look so damn bangin'.
  • purpleipod
    purpleipod Posts: 1,147 Member
    um, wat?
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    Poor you! Just because you don't LOOK fat, doesn't mean you aren't secretly fat inside.

    No more carbs or bananas after 1pm.

    I know, people clearly don't understand, you can be fat and not be fat, the fat will make its presence known when you least expect it, it's in there, lurking, and when you next have a tight dress to fit in or swingers party to go to, the weight will appear from it's hiding place and make you look huge!

    plus even if that doesn't happen, a BMI test on the internet says I'm overweight, so I must be overweight at a size 6, and that is all that matters
  • sunnmuun
    sunnmuun Posts: 76 Member
    I'm just going to start wearing my weight on my shirt, so everyone knows I'm still fat even though I look so damn bangin'.


    :laugh: second this!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Poor you! Just because you don't LOOK fat, doesn't mean you aren't secretly fat inside.

    No more carbs or bananas after 1pm.

    I know, people clearly don't understand, you can be fat and not be fat, the fat will make its presence known when you least expect it, it's in there, lurking, and when you next have a tight dress to fit in or swingers party to go to, the weight will appear from it's hiding place and make you look huge!

    Or, when you open your mouth to say something, you will suddenly SOUND fat. You just never know.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    totes magotes!
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    So are you saying you are nothing more than a stupid number on a stupid scale? How sad for you, change your mind set.
    All I have for you.
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    So are you saying you are nothing more than a stupid number on a stupid scale? How sad for you, change your mind set.
    All I have for you.

    Well I use mechanical scales, so it's not just a number...there's little black lines and a red needle too
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    This was fun. Thank you :flowerforyou:

    I'm off to log 2 minutes of "amusement" in my diary...
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    Sexforjaffacakes? sounds like a bad deal.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Poor you! Just because you don't LOOK fat, doesn't mean you aren't secretly fat inside.

    No more carbs or bananas after 1pm.

    I know, people clearly don't understand, you can be fat and not be fat, the fat will make its presence known when you least expect it, it's in there, lurking, and when you next have a tight dress to fit in or swingers party to go to, the weight will appear from it's hiding place and make you look huge!

    plus even if that doesn't happen, a BMI test on the internet says I'm overweight, so I must be overweight at a size 6, and that is all that matters

    You're so right! It's just like on the Nutty Professor: one moment he's slender and sexy and the next he's waddling. I constantly tell people my weight is an optical illusion, but I still feel them staring those numbers into my soul!!
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    Sexforjaffacakes? sounds like a bad deal.

    how?
  • MariaChele85
    MariaChele85 Posts: 267 Member
    Heaviest Weight - Around 210lb
    Current Weight - Around 175lb
    Goal Weight - 135lb
    Current Body Fat - 37.6%
    Goal Body Fat - 18-20%
    Current dress size - 14-18
    Goal Dress size - 6-8
    Height - 5 foot 5

    I got these off your profile. Im 240lbs, size 16, and I think Im 39% body fat. 5'5'' as well....I have been doing strength training and weight lifting for about 7 months now. My bodys is shrinking, but the scale still says 240. It doesnt matter because I know that im shrinking on the inside. i am getting stronger, my edurance is getting better and better. I starting to see definition in my arms, my shoulders and I have collar bones now! Dont be afraid of weights or You'll be skinny fat.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    Sexforjaffacakes? sounds like a bad deal.

    how?

    jaffa cakes are precious
  • sexforjaffacakes
    sexforjaffacakes Posts: 1,001 Member
    Some people rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeealllly like sex though. I can't imagine wanting sex over jaffa cakes :o but then again, I'm a fatty, so I'm not the best example
  • Chairless
    Chairless Posts: 583 Member
    Some people rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeealllly like sex though. I can't imagine wanting sex over jaffa cakes :o but then again, I'm a fatty, so I'm not the best example

    what a messed up world we live in
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    So are you saying you are nothing more than a stupid number on a stupid scale? How sad for you, change your mind set.
    All I have for you.

    Well I use mechanical scales, so it's not just a number...there's little black lines and a red needle too
    Literal loud guffaws :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • LWeiler82
    LWeiler82 Posts: 40
    The problem with BMI is that it is incredibly inaccurate. It's an outdated system created by insurance companies but it only includes your weight and height measurements which do not account for muscle or bone mass. If you allow this system to decide how you feel about yourself then you will indeed go insane! I think you should be proud of your accomplishments and go out and get yourself a hot dress no matter what size it is.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    So are you saying you are nothing more than a stupid number on a stupid scale? How sad for you, change your mind set.
    All I have for you.

    Well I use mechanical scales, so it's not just a number...there's little black lines and a red needle too

    You. I want to have your fat little internet babies.
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