ARRRRRGHHH

sexforjaffacakes

The problem with BMI is that it is incredibly inaccurate. It's an outdated system created by insurance companies but it only includes your weight and height measurements which do not account for muscle or bone mass. If you allow this system to decide how you feel about yourself then you will indeed go insane! I think you should be proud of your accomplishments and go out and get yourself a hot dress no matter what size it is.

But my doctor says I don't have a healthy BMI and I don't really need to worry about getting a body fat test, and she doesn't get paid by insurance companies

SwannySez

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love...lamp.

LWeiler82

I understand that, most doctors and weight loss systems are based on BMI. I'm just tellin ya the truth and hoping it makes you a little less reliant on that number.

AtticusFinch

Try keeping one foot on the ground when you step onto your treacherous scales or, if you're a spectacle wearer, leave your specs off when you weigh in and just give the benefit of the doubt to the out of focus readings. Works for me.

I would seriously try and get your CAPS LOCK key fixed as a priority though. That way you'll burn more cals by switching it on and off manually.

Btw - I have a rather large Jaffa Cake

sexforjaffacakes

I would seriously try and get your CAPS LOCK key fixed as a priority though. That way you'll burn more cals by switching it on and off manually.

I DONT WANT TO GET BULKY FINGERS

Btw - I have a rather large Jaffa Cake

I.....I.....I....want?

sexforjaffacakes

got on the scales today, put on 5 pounds after having a massive pizza last night ):

Marillian

WTF is a jaffa cake anyway?

sexforjaffacakes

WTF is a jaffa cake anyway?

http://www.jaffacakes.co.uk/

_HeathBar_

got on the scales today, put on 5 pounds after having a massive pizza last night ):

That's what happens when you eat carbs after 8pm. tsk tsk

sexforjaffacakes

got on the scales today, put on 5 pounds after having a massive pizza last night ):

That's what happens when you eat carbs after 8pm. tsk tsk

pizza is a carb?

Jorra

got on the scales today, put on 5 pounds after having a massive pizza last night ):

That's what happens when you eat carbs after 8pm. tsk tsk

pizza is a carb?

No, it's a vegetable. At least in the US anyway. You should check with Scottish Legislature on that one.

josephine_x

You have just cheered me right up!!! Priceless!!!

Shellyyy7928

Im not sure which entertains me moret, the wonderfully entertaining original poster, or the people who don't get she's joking haha

1_day_at_a_time

Totally agree on getting rid of the scale.. BREATHE!!! Just take it one day at a time.. and the breathe again!!!!!

valeriebpdx

So are you saying you are nothing more than a stupid number on a stupid scale? How sad for you, change your mind set.
All I have for you.

Well I use mechanical scales, so it's not just a number...there's little black lines and a red needle too

This is the best one.

ritmeyer

So are you saying you are nothing more than a stupid number on a stupid scale? How sad for you, change your mind set.
All I have for you.

Well I use mechanical scales, so it's not just a number...there's little black lines and a red needle too

This is the best one.

Agreed. This. is. AWESOME!

sexforjaffacakes

got on the scales today, put on 5 pounds after having a massive pizza last night ):

That's what happens when you eat carbs after 8pm. tsk tsk

pizza is a carb?

No, it's a vegetable. At least in the US anyway. You should check with Scottish Legislature on that one.

I thought it was fruit, I always have pineapple on mine

DarkNebula84

:huh:

DarkNebula84

:laugh: this is all a little weird......