I should do the toddler diet

Yanicka1
Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
on this diet you have to lick a banana, eat a 5 weeks old cherios you find behind the sofa, run around, jump and have a temper tentrum. Have a nap then do it all over again.
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  • LabRat529
    LabRat529 Posts: 1,323 Member
    You forgot the dog/cat food and the dirt.
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Temper tantrums are great cardio!
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    lol
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Hahahahahaha, this made my day :laugh:
  • aprilgraciete
    aprilgraciete Posts: 37 Member
    This sounds like a great diet!
  • sarahc001
    sarahc001 Posts: 477 Member
    Does inadvertently substituting dentatreat for stevia (yes, I did this yesterday) count as adhering to the requisite dog/cat food component to the diet?
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    As long as you get to mash your food with your hands and not use utensils to eat then it sounds like an kick butt plan!
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
    Don't forget playdoh.

    My 1-year old decided to eat some yesterday. Judging by the face he made, I don't think he'll make that mistake twice.
  • thatgirl125
    thatgirl125 Posts: 294 Member
    As long as you get to mash your food with your hands and not use utensils to eat then it sounds like an kick butt plan!

    yes because when you do that half of the food ends up on the floor or your clothes so... That cuts out a good 50 calories per meal ; ) lol
  • sarahgilmore
    sarahgilmore Posts: 572 Member
    mine were always keen on crayons.
    best way of getting your daily intake of wax, apparently.
  • janeite1990
    janeite1990 Posts: 671 Member
    One ought also to suck on magic markers. Any color will do, as the calorie count is the same. Whining for candy is mandatory, which is the same as any diet anyway.
  • thatgirl125
    thatgirl125 Posts: 294 Member
    One ought also to suck on magic markers. Any color will do, as the calorie count is the same. Whining for candy is mandatory, which is the same as any diet anyway.

    as well as ice cream.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    Should I just lick the banana without removing the skin? Only I hear that unskinned bananas can cause water weight gain.

    Also should I be eating all my tantrum calories back?
  • Pfauxmeh
    Pfauxmeh Posts: 259
    Don't forget to eat paste and spent 30 minutes playing with glitter and paint. :)
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    Wait don't forget ask for something special and then wrinkle your nose and scream away! The toddler diet sounds great!
  • rockerbabyy
    rockerbabyy Posts: 2,258 Member
    im really only interested in the tantrum part...can i just do that and skip the eating and licking?
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    crayons are negative calories food.
  • Josie_lifting_cats
    Josie_lifting_cats Posts: 949 Member
    Wait! You forgot to suck on a dum-dum sucker for approximately five seconds, then bury it in the carpet fibers and leave it there for a minimum of an hour, preferably at least 24 hours.....
  • Josie_lifting_cats
    Josie_lifting_cats Posts: 949 Member
    Should I just lick the banana without removing the skin? Only I hear that unskinned bananas can cause water weight gain.

    Also should I be eating all my tantrum calories back?

    I love you.
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    Win.
  • Takes2long
    Takes2long Posts: 367 Member
    Bugs. You forgot to mention you have to eat bugs. The grosser, the better. Pure protein. Yumm yum. Just mash 'em in the banana.
  • mommyX3wants2bahottiexxx
    mommyX3wants2bahottiexxx Posts: 18
    AND BOOGERS LOTS AND LOTS OF THEM THEY ARE LIKE PICKLES NOT MUCH CALORIES BUT THE SODIUM IS OUTTA THE ROOF MY 3 YR OLD ALWAYS DOES THIS AND I JUST WANNA THROW UP...... YUCK!!! BUT ITS A TODDLER THING ..
  • eenn
    eenn Posts: 20
    Also running around the house screaming backpack backpack...lol
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    crayons are negative calories food.

    Dude!! I need to eat crayons to my diet! Do you think the green ones could count as vegetables? If not, I can always eat some pizza.
  • Stefanie7125
    Stefanie7125 Posts: 462 Member
    okay, these ideas are better. I thought you wanted me to eat a toddler. Thought they might be a little chewy!!
  • KatKatatrophic
    KatKatatrophic Posts: 448 Member
    Don't forget the accidental glitter and Crayons. But who says that glitter is accidental....
    o_o
    I use to eat glitter in my baby days. Now I shine on the outside and on the inside!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Yes, absolutely...and don't forget about asking everyone random questions followed by the incessant "why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?why?" Irritating the crap out of people burns double calories.
  • domsmoms
    domsmoms Posts: 174 Member
    I thought it was going to be eat like a toddler - virtually nothing. I swear my son lived on air. In fact he still seems to, and he's almost 5. I'm sure he'll make up for it when he becomes a teenager, though...
  • hdlb123
    hdlb123 Posts: 112 Member
    Don't forget to chew up a few bites of something before spitting it on the floor, lick random windows to get whatever flavor may have been smeared on it, and take a good chomp out of a close friend or sibling.
  • noctuae200
    noctuae200 Posts: 1
    "I thought it was going to be eat like a toddler - virtually nothing. I swear my son lived on air. In fact he still seems to, and he's almost 5. I'm sure he'll make up for it when he becomes a teenager, though..."


    Your child is probably watching too much Sponge Bob, learned that sponges filter feed, and thinks he can with the air around him.
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