I should do the toddler diet

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  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    don't forget drink an unknown beverage out of a cup
  • jenniebean1680
    jenniebean1680 Posts: 350 Member
    on this diet you have to lick a banana, eat a 5 weeks old cherios you find behind the sofa, run around, jump and have a temper tentrum. Have a nap then do it all over again.

    OMG I'd be lean and jacked in no time.
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
    Unless you're my toddlers, who are eating nonstop all day long. I can't believe how much my kids put away! They spend all day running around too, so they burn it all off immediately.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    im really only interested in the tantrum part...can i just do that and skip the eating and licking?

    Sure there is a Couch to 30 minutes tentrum that you can try. At first you do the bacon for 1 minute then rest for 2.
  • Erinslove
    Erinslove Posts: 139
    Brilliant thread! Bravo.
  • Pebble321
    Pebble321 Posts: 6,423 Member
    Temper tantrums are great cardio!

    But they might get you kicked off a plane!!
  • manda1002
    manda1002 Posts: 178 Member
    Does tub water count in the toddler diet?
  • flausa
    flausa Posts: 534 Member
    Do I count the calories of things I've shoved up my nose?
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I will write a book and make sooooo much money.....hum I mean I will help sooooo many people
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