the age old debate betwen men and women........

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  • KellyKAG
    KellyKAG Posts: 418
    Both my husband and my 6 year old son are trained to close the toilet when finished. As a side note - Toilet paper has to be put on the roll correctly - It always goes over the top in my house and not down from the back.
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    Both men and women should put the seat AND lid down. It just looks better!


    ^^^^^^^ THIS

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS !

    You aesthetics in the bathroom?
  • Andie_loops
    Andie_loops Posts: 93
    I would MUCH rather the man leave it up than leave it down and pee on the seat.

    I agree! I had many fights with my fiancee about this when we first moved in so i compromised to put it up and i'll bring it down lol
  • havingitall
    havingitall Posts: 3,728 Member
    You close the lid when you flush because poop might fly out? Seriously...this has never happened in my house.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I stand by my household rule. If I notice, its ok. But if I get up at 2AM and dont turn on the light because I dont want to interrupt your slumber, and I go pink eye first in the poop receptacle, you will be using a magazine and lotion for a while. Not SUPER long, because I am not gonna punish ME, but the next time for sure you will be *kitten* to a picture with a hand full of jergens.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    how about who ever cleans it gets to choose

    hahahaha nice
  • Quarrysider
    Quarrysider Posts: 56 Member
    I have to say I have NEVER managed to fall down the pan, regardless of the position of the lid/darkness of the room/sleepiness, drunkenness or physical impairment! Do you have REALLY big bogs in the US? As far as seat position goes, couldn't care less, it's a matter of seconds to adjust it to my liking. As long as there isn't pee on it/the floor, now that REALLY ticks me off, whether it's at home or worse, in a public bog where it was left like that by another lady!!!GGGRRRRR:explode:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
    I'm sorry, but are you seriously telling me that you dont see the lid up and fall into the toilet.....?

    I always keep the lid down at my place (just always have) but if a woman ever complained to me that she fell into the toilet because of ME not putting the seat down....I'm sorry, I'm first off laughing at you and then taking you to the doctors to get your eyes and possibly head checked.
  • minnesota_deere
    minnesota_deere Posts: 232 Member
    men should just pee sitting down...Problem solved!
    agreed, i lived alone for 5 years which was great by the way, and learned the toilet stays cleaner by sitting down !! yes dudes, when you pee standing up, tiny droplets spray out of your stream and splatter all over the place. besides its much more relaxing and you get all of the pee out, when you pee standing up there is always 2-3 drops that trickle out in your pants or your down your leg. another benefit of sitting down is you never have the threat of accidentally splashing on your pants where everyone can see, and yes they do see it.
  • Munque
    Munque Posts: 123
    We have 5 females and 3 men, women win. So both are always down. When my step son first moved back in with us, he left the seat up, and I grounded him from the bathroom until I had a chance to go buy new toothbrushes (isht particles on our toothbrushes, gross) lol. And one of the guys have to clean up under the bottom lid, that's a big hole, if you can't aim for the center, you can clean up your mess.
  • shawnscott5
    shawnscott5 Posts: 295 Member
    We have dogs and children. Not only does the seat go down but so does the lid. Solves the problem.

    We also close the lid BEFORE every flush! It helps contain all those particles from flying in the air and spreading germs!

    And on your toothbrush! Gross. Everyone in my house is expected to put the lid down, flush, wash and turn off the light.
  • Sox90716
    Sox90716 Posts: 976 Member
    A gentleman puts the seat down.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I have to say I have NEVER managed to fall down the pan, regardless of the position of the lid/darkness of the room/sleepiness, drunkenness or physical impairment! Do you have REALLY big bogs in the US? As far as seat position goes, couldn't care less, it's a matter of seconds to adjust it to my liking. As long as there isn't pee on it/the floor, now that REALLY ticks me off, whether it's at home or worse, in a public bog where it was left like that by another lady!!!GGGRRRRR:explode:



    Our seats have larger holes because we, statistically, have larger bums.
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    I'm sorry, but are you seriously telling me that you dont see the lid up and fall into the toilet.....?

    I always keep the lid down at my place (just always have) but if a woman ever complained to me that she fell into the toilet because of ME not putting the seat down....I'm sorry, I'm first off laughing at you and then taking you to the doctors to get your eyes and possibly head checked.

    Yes, I have. It was night, and very dark. I woke up to pee, bathroom is connected to the bedroom so I didnt turn the light on, wasnt wearing my contacts or glasses, went to sit, fell in, got up, cleaned my *kitten*, went back to bed and turned him down the next morning.
  • LuLuSUPER
    LuLuSUPER Posts: 189
    Both men and women should put the seat AND lid down. It just looks better!

    From a dude - ^^^^ this, EXACTLY! There's a lid for a reason.

    I agree! Plus i make it a point to check it first anyways, cuz he is good but not perfect like me lol.:drinker:
  • foxxybrown
    foxxybrown Posts: 838 Member
    I had to put the seat down last night! But hey, I was at his house. Doesn't bother me a bit. Everyone should check before they sit their *kitten* down. You shouldn't just be checking if it's up or down, you should be checking if it's clean!!
  • nilesbollinger
    nilesbollinger Posts: 80 Member
    We have dogs and children. Not only does the seat go down but so does the lid. Solves the problem.

    We also close the lid BEFORE every flush! It helps contain all those particles from flying in the air and spreading germs!

    If you do this, you also lose valuable plunger time if it clogs.
  • jenna_scott
    jenna_scott Posts: 56 Member
    LOL
  • Heather2784
    Heather2784 Posts: 124 Member
    It should be down, with the lid closed on all occasions by both sexes. Keeps a decent amount of germs contain inside. It's lid should actually be closed BEFORE flushing, as the lid catches germs (not all, but a lot) when flushing :-)
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    A gentleman puts the seat down.

    Is there some kind of handbook with these gentleman rules?
  • jenna_scott
    jenna_scott Posts: 56 Member
    men should just pee sitting down...Problem solved!

    LOL
  • Luckee_me
    Luckee_me Posts: 1,425 Member
    I never understood why this has always been such a issue? If its' up and you need it down pull it down and vice versa!

    This!!!!!!

    How can you sit down and not realize that the lid is up? Seems like if it happened, it would only take one time to figure it out.


    ^this
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    It should be down, with the lid closed on all occasions by both sexes. Keeps a decent amount of germs contain inside. It's lid should actually be closed BEFORE flushing, as the lid catches germs (not all, but a lot) when flushing :-)

    Yeah, because the germs are so big they can't float out between the cracks, right? Is your toilet vacuum sealed, or are your germs the size of blackbirds???
  • Birder150
    Birder150 Posts: 677 Member
    It should be down, with the lid closed on all occasions by both sexes. Keeps a decent amount of germs contain inside. It's lid should actually be closed BEFORE flushing, as the lid catches germs (not all, but a lot) when flushing :-)

    I live alone and don't have the seat up/seat down issue but I keep the lid down.
  • Z_I_L_L_A
    Z_I_L_L_A Posts: 2,399 Member
    Honestly we leave it up only to hear you fall in early in the morning. Splash down or I'm stuck can you help me out. I say, yeah after I stop laughing.
  • mznisaelaine
    mznisaelaine Posts: 2,262 Member
    I'm honestly more worried about making sure the toilet is clean.. It's just gross if there is pee all over the place because of inaccuracy of aiming. If the seat was put back down after a guy has used the restroom then great! If it wasn't, I wouldn't stress over it either.
  • 1WorkoutAtATime
    1WorkoutAtATime Posts: 719
    Both men and women should put the seat AND lid down. It just looks better!


    ^^well said
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    cant men learn to pee with the toilet seat down?? it would solve everything
    ORR then need to just stop making seats flip up. It would force the men to pee with it down :wink:
    Sorry guys, but when i fall into the toilet at night im not a happy camper...you guys dont have to get ur @$$ wet!:angry:
  • xo_morgan
    xo_morgan Posts: 298
    Honestly we leave it up only to hear you fall in early in the morning. Splash down or I'm stuck can you help me out. I say, yeah after I stop laughing.

    This !!!! this is why i hate men!!!:drinker:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    cant men learn to pee with the toilet seat down?? it would solve everything
    ORR then need to just stop making seats flip up. It would force the men to pee with it down :wink:
    Sorry guys, but when i fall into the toilet at night im not a happy camper...you guys dont have to get ur @$$ wet!:angry:

    Neither do you. Look before you seat! ;)
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