what's your bag of tricks?

_snw_

yeah, we've done this before, but it always entertains me.


~ i can skateboard / snowboard / mountainboard like a motherfukingriot
~ i can pretty much work on any classic car (the newer computer driven cars isn't my thing)
~ i can fix plumbing / drywall / carpentry / any home repair basically (except electric, that **** shocks me each time)
~ i can play roller derby & burlesque dance
~ i can write c++ code until no tomorrow
~ i can fly (but i have to be wearing my secret special cape for this one. sshhhhh.)


What ~talents~ do you keep in ~your~ bag of tricks?

UponThisRock

the helicopter

taldie01

yeah, we've done this before, but it always entertains me.


~ i can skateboard / snowboard / mountainboard like a motherfukingriot
~ i can pretty much work on any classic car (the newer computer driven cars isn't my thing)
~ i can fix plumbing / drywall / carpentry / any home repair basically (except electric, that **** shocks me each time)
~ i can play roller derby & burlesque dance
~ i can write c++ code until no tomorrow
~ i can fly (but i have to be wearing my secret special cape for this one. sshhhhh.)



What ~talents~ do you keep in ~your~ bag of tricks?

I should have married you

UsedToBeHusky

the helicopter

I was looking for motor-boating from you... don't know why.

RocketsGirl

Wow with an OP like that I just feel lame!

MissO﹠A

Mine aren't very useful...

- I can fart louder than my husband. (Though, his smell like raw sewage which I can't compete with.)
- I can bend my thumbs back over the top of my hand.
- I can catch chipmunks in traps and re-home them next to golf courses. (My favourite.)

theleftie

- I have an amazing hip check
- I'm a freakishly good singer
- I am a certified operator on up to 175' tower cranes
- I'm probably the best kisser
- There is nothing better than construction - unless it's DEstruction - I like to destroy stuff

_snw_

the helicopter

I was looking for motor-boating from you... don't know why.

hey - did i ~just say~ i was actually going to create a topic that did NOT get deleted or locked and I don't get a warning for today? lol

MassiveDelta

JOAT

taldie01

I can carry a tune quite well
I can paint a pretty picture
I can usually talk someone down from jumping off a bridge
I can talk sports without really knowing whats going on, Ive gotten really good at this with regards to hockey
Sometimes I can read your mind

LuckyLeprechaun

I can grant you three wishes. But only if you trick me. Otherwise, I'll lure you in with my giant pot of gold, then POOF make it disappear.

MUHUAHAHAHAH

76tech

inline speed skating. (somehow the word *speed* makes it sound so much cooler)

skateboard. i can still ollie after all these years.

cooking. i can make a proper beurre blanc and flourless torte.

programming.

cycling. i can do the whole clipless pedal deal without falling over. anymore...:embarassed:

76tech

I can grant you three wishes. But only if you trick me. Otherwise, I'll lure you in with my giant pot of gold, then POOF make it disappear.

MUHUAHAHAHAH

can i wish for more wishes?

Qarol

I can do a scratch spin
I can do a salchow
I can do a back bend

CoryIda

I am full of stupid human tricks -
I can lick my own nose or the bottom of my chin,
fold myself up like a pretzel with my feet behind my back (I'm insanely flexible)
twist my pinky around 180 degrees,
am double jointed all over,
can burp the alphabet (classy, I know),
can wiggle/cross each eye independently of the other,
and any other number of things, and yet... I can't whistle.
And... my tmi trick is that I have no gag reflex.

Hm... I am also a QuickBooks expert - I can fix it if it is broken or teach you how to make it be awesome for you.
Finally, I am the most talented person I know at injuring myself - I once cut my finger on a piece of lettuce.

BrettPGH

Mine aren't very useful...

- I can bend my thumbs back over the top of my hand.

I can do that one too. I'm double jointed and can do all sorts of odd things.

-I was a pretty good stand up comedian if I do say so myself

-I can whistle loud enough to catch a cab from blocks away

_snw_

I can lick my own nose or the bottom of my chin,
fold myself up like a pretzel with my feet behind my back (I'm insanely flexible)
am double jointed all over,
And... my tmi trick is that I have no gag reflex.

win.

MissLuana

- I can stop my pit bull from destroying my suicidal cat by saying "No Geisha" when crazy Mya runs outside with the dogs.
- I can make my daughter stop bothering me by saying "One..."
- I can make a delicious enchilada casserole in 30 minutes flat!

_snw_

I can do a scratch spin
I can do a salchow
I can do a back bend

that's insanely sexy. will you be my girlfriend?

Pocket_Pixi

- I can assemble electronics - from the bare printed circuit board.
- I can read blue prints and wireing diagrams.
- I can almost weld (almost because I ****ing suck at it and the person teaching me is afraid I will set myself on fire.)
- I can fix cars, name car parts and know what I am talking about when it comes to cars (literally cut my teeth on a wrench while sitting in the pit on a race track)
- I can read and write backwards
- I can read from right to left..

legmotor

I can do the windmill. (Much bigger rotation than the helicopter)

taso42

~ i can write c++ code until no tomorrow

*swoon*

jkestens63

- I can make any kid laugh & smile no matter their mood
- I can read faster than you can imagine
- I can take the biggest mess in the world and organize it to perfection
- I can landscape like a she-devil.

Classalete

I can pull a wheelie for over a 1/4 at 60mph+
I can turn a crack rock into a mountain.

ScottyNoHotty

I hunt, fish, butcher my own meat, garden & can.
I am a certified welder.
I have carpentry & drywall skills.
I am an avid woodsman...both kinds....outdoors and porn.
I am a professional smartass..err...steel construction industry worker.
I work with and draw blueprints everyday.
I have people skills....dammit!
I can lay rebar abd pour concrete.

Basically, all my learned skills are going to come in handy when we need to re-build society after the zombie apocolypse.

moonsforeyes

I can paint, sculpt and draw.

ScottyNoHotty

- I can assemble electronics - from the bare printed circuit board.
- I can read blue prints and wireing diagrams.
- I can almost weld (almost because I ****ing suck at it and the person teaching me is afraid I will set myself on fire.)
- I can fix cars, name car parts and know what I am talking about when it comes to cars (literally cut my teeth on a wrench while sitting in the pit on a race track)
- I can read and write backwards
- I can read from right to left..

I am in love......

Donnacoach

* I can vote
* I can say no * I can play field hockey
* I can stop bullying * I can play softball
* I can help others * I can write poetry
* I can be a good friend * I can write songs
* I can sing * I can write sports articles
* I can play guitar * I can be a great wife
* I can play the trumpet * I can be a great mom
* I can coach * I can be a great friend
* I can play soccer * I can keep a secret
* I can play basketball * I can listen

L00py_T0ucan

oh, THOSE tricks...




...nothing special, except perhaps snaking a toilet. i try to avoid doing that at all costs :laugh:

teagin2002

I can wrestle with the big boys and give them a good run for their money.
I love hockey, WWE and am very flexible!! (I have the biggest crush on Santino Marella)
I used to teach belly dance as a profession and I enjoy practicing burlesque.
I can sew and mend clothes and cook anything under the rainbow.
I absolutely love feminine *kitten* (skirts/dresses, satin/lace, and heels oh my) lol
I am also a g33k as I have a bachelors in math and stats
I can do all maintenance work on my car too

jennp1129

Pretty hot "tricks" in here...

I can do a round off back hand spring & the splits
I can operate a skid steer
Im crazy good at cross word puzzles
I can remember things after only looking at it or reading it once.