what's your bag of tricks?

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  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 421 Member
    I have a nine inch tongue and I can breath through my ears...


    How you doin ??? Nine inch tongue.. now that is impressive. :tongue:
  • spinqueen72
    spinqueen72 Posts: 406 Member
    Let's See:

    I can sing...and I can lead 5,000 Worshippers to God every week!
    I can make new cabinets/furniture look 100's of years old!!! (My hubby taught me that for our business)
    I can make ANYBODY smile!
    I can teach ANYBODY how to Hula Hoop in less than 5 minutes!
    I can teach a spin class or kickboxing class!
    I can find good in all things. That's called faith!

    Ok...so I'm not amazing, like some people....but I am wonderfully made, and I'm sure there are many things God has planned for me....even though I don't know what they are!!
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    I'm a really good cook.

    I can still do an aerial cartwheel and a round off-back handspring.

    I can touch my nose with my tongue.

    I can do the splits.

    I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with my tongue.

    I can read a book that's around 200 pages in a couple hours.
  • HauteP1nk
    HauteP1nk Posts: 2,139 Member
    I can pick things up with my toes, or as I like to call them 'toe fingers'. :smokin:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Hmm....
    I can do a flip (A flip..)
    I have made the hardest/toughest people crack a smile
    I can swim like really fast
    I can sing & play guitar
    I paint and draw like a mofo
    I can speak Polish
    I can queef on command
    I am hella good with kids
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    I am full of stupid human tricks -
    I can lick my own nose or the bottom of my chin,
    fold myself up like a pretzel with my feet behind my back (I'm insanely flexible)
    twist my pinky around 180 degrees,
    am double jointed all over,
    can burp the alphabet (classy, I know),
    can wiggle/cross each eye independently of the other,
    and any other number of things, and yet... I can't whistle.
    And... my tmi trick is that I have no gag reflex. :)

    Hm... I am also a QuickBooks expert - I can fix it if it is broken or teach you how to make it be awesome for you.
    Finally, I am the most talented person I know at injuring myself - I once cut my finger on a piece of lettuce.

    You're awesome...but beware of the hundreds of men who are going to friend request you now and handfull of women lmao!!
    It's been up for the better part of an hour and not a single request. Hm...

    Thats because they are intimidated by the amount of awesome you possess.
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I am full of stupid human tricks -
    I can lick my own nose or the bottom of my chin,
    fold myself up like a pretzel with my feet behind my back (I'm insanely flexible)
    twist my pinky around 180 degrees,
    am double jointed all over,
    can burp the alphabet (classy, I know),
    can wiggle/cross each eye independently of the other,
    and any other number of things, and yet... I can't whistle.
    And... my tmi trick is that I have no gag reflex. :)

    Hm... I am also a QuickBooks expert - I can fix it if it is broken or teach you how to make it be awesome for you.
    Finally, I am the most talented person I know at injuring myself - I once cut my finger on a piece of lettuce.

    If you're single, so am i. Just sayin...
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    I can play most sports ambidextrously.
    I can eat 14 lemons in a row followed by many shots.
    I can backflip.
    I can speak some spanish and some Danish ( takes me a while to remember it though)
    I can cook some really good bacon (apparently I have been blessed with this gift)
    I can spin a pen in my hand a do tricks.
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    Im an accomplished martial artist (Kung Fu).
    I can catch a fish almost anywhere.
    Dogs listen to me.(almost any dog/anywhere)
    Im a very good public speaker.
    I can play almost any sport.
    I can drive anything with wheels.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    I can pick things up with my toes, or as I like to call them 'toe fingers'. :smokin:

    Wondering if there is anything in my profile about my foot fetish..... :tongue:
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    I am a really excellent lover.
  • Neigh2012
    Neigh2012 Posts: 44 Member
    I can jump a horse over an obstacle bigger than a child.
    I can Irish dance.
    I can read books faster than any other person I know.
    I think deeper than most teenagers my age.
    I can create some pretty awesome desserts on the fly.
    I am a good public speaker.
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    - I can read/ write/ recite the Korean alphabet

    ^ Nice!
    I only know how to say hello, my favorite foods and....'do you wanna die?' (<== from that sappy 'Sassy Girl' movie.)

    lol

    Anyong. Nu choogle lea?!
  • gwenguin
    gwenguin Posts: 74
    my cat can fit in a small bowl?

    WHAT ME? yeah i have no tricks...
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    Ummmmm.......

    MY bag of tricks?? Something TOTALLYYYYY different!!!! :bigsmile:
    *ducks out before being noticed*
  • j4nash
    j4nash Posts: 1,719 Member
    I can bend my pinky backward so that it lays flat against my hand
    I have double jointed thumbs
    I am an expert SQL programmer
    I understand ebonics

    AND

    I'm in the top 1% of several size related categories.. just sayin'
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I can bend my pinky backward so that it lays flat against my hand
    I have double jointed thumbs
    I am an expert SQL programmer
    I understand ebonics

    AND

    I'm in the top 1% of several size related categories.. just sayin'

    That is the 1% I like....just sayin'
  • Ash_76
    Ash_76 Posts: 186 Member
    the helicopter
    god i laughed hard at that,,, the good old helicopter trick,,, hahaha
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    I can sing. Properly. Better than anyone else I know (used to sing opera - mostly the insanely high things only dogs can hear). I was told by someone at the ENO that I had the best high notes they had ever heard.......and then I had children and had to give it up!

    I'm not sure I have any other real talents. I am doing a Masters in Medieval and Renaissance Culture at the moment, and looking to do a phd, so I guess I am good at academic work. I think anyone is if they try hard enough, though.

    Mostly I just get on and do things.
  • AdrienneKaren
    AdrienneKaren Posts: 168 Member
    I am a pro at walking into things.

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Not because they want it, but because they think I'm having a stroke.

    I can shoot someone directly in the forehead with a rubberband, but only if I'm really trying not to.
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
    I can do a brazilian bikini wax in under 15 minutes (I used to work in a salon) all while Rolling my R's as in "Arrrrrrriba chica we are almost done!" :laugh:
  • stetienne
    stetienne Posts: 560 Member
    I can get customer service people to do anything for me #sweettalker
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
    I can re-start your heart and bring you back if you are mostly dead. Now if you're all dead, no deal.
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    I am a pro at walking into things.

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Not because they want it, but because they think I'm having a stroke.

    I can shoot someone directly in the forehead with a rubberband, but only if I'm really trying not to.

    I love your skills.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    I can re-start your heart and bring you back if you are mostly dead. Now if you're all dead, no deal.

    Your pic brought me back to life!!!!
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    I can do a brazilian bikini wax in under 15 minutes (I used to work in a salon) all while Rolling my R's as in "Arrrrrrriba chica we are almost done!" :laugh:

    Mad skillz chick!
  • Moeblessings
    Moeblessings Posts: 215
    I can do a brazilian bikini wax in under 15 minutes (I used to work in a salon) all while Rolling my R's as in "Arrrrrrriba chica we are almost done!" :laugh:

    Mad skillz chick!

    HA HA I think word got around because I started getting calls from gay men wanting the service too!
  • DavidOfOz
    DavidOfOz Posts: 225
    I just can.....
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    What is zombie apocolypse? X
  • NeedANewFocus
    NeedANewFocus Posts: 898 Member
    i can stand tall
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