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_snw_
_snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
~ every kind of drug is free
~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
~ everybody's drinking hams
~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
~ strung out hoookers everywhere
~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.
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  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    I would get rid of the idea that other people should have ideas about my marriage...
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    In my perfect world...I am a size 7, and I NEVER miss a steer....
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
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    ...having to work. lol
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    execute losers who are to lazy to work and want to live off the government

    license required to be a parent

    healthy food required when using your food stamps (lazy obese people)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    In a perfect world, chocolate would have 0 calories and still taste just as delicious!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    execute losers who are to lazy to work and want to live off the government

    license required to be a parent

    healthy food required when using your food stamps (lazy obese people)

    Add to this mandatory drug testing to collect unemployment and/or welfare check
  • bigsexay157
    bigsexay157 Posts: 37
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    I love your ideas actually. They always say that monogamy is a failed western experiment and that human nature, what is natural in our being, is to have multiple partners.....both sexes. I live in the south where that idea is considered blasphemy but where also divorce is higher than ever. Thoughts?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I will always have a nice sammich and cold beer. :love:
  • AllanMisner
    AllanMisner Posts: 4,140 Member
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    Cars would drive themselves so I could watch a movie or read instead of driving.
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
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    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    lol, go watch "Idiocracy" if you haven't already
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    I would be 120 lbs or less and I could eat candy to lose weight... Nor will I have to worry about skin cancer cause I couldn't be bothered to put sunscreen on.

    Oh and driving to work would be more like a bumper car ride then a commute.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    I will always have a nice sammich and cold beer. :love:

    what kind of sammich?
    what kind of beer? This sounds great...
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    if ~you~ lived in a perfect world, what rule would you get rid of?



    i ask because i went to a guttermouth show this weekend and their song "perfect world" is stuck in my head. Here are some of their suggestions...
    ~ you would spend the day laying in the sun
    ~ every kind of drug is free
    ~ you can shoot your pistol in the air
    ~ everybody's drinking hams
    ~ goodbye to all the straight edge bands
    ~ when you turn on your tv, nothing but pornography
    ~ strung out hoookers everywhere
    ~ you can have a picnic and feed the bears



    MY change .... (this will sound worse than why i really mean it) but i would get rid of the idea that monogamy is what couple's strive for.

    lol, go watch "Idiocracy" if you haven't already


    I swear Idiocracy is a prophecy from God.
  • branflake6
    branflake6 Posts: 115
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    I would have a hot tone body and
    icecream would be calorie and fat free but still be delicious

    plus world peace lol
  • OnMyWeigh464
    OnMyWeigh464 Posts: 447 Member
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    In my perfect world it would be legal to anyone who qualifies as stupid. I'm not talking about someone who isn't educated. I'm talking "Jeff Foxworthy here's your sign" stupid. Lol
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Gas would be cheaper
    Boobs would be symmetrical
    Those we love would love us
    I'd have air conditioning
    My kid's kidney would work
    The 1920's silk brocade rhineston-buckled strappy pumps would come back into style
    There'd always be fresh juicy steak in my fridge.
  • zeeeb
    zeeeb Posts: 805 Member
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    mandatory drug testing to collect unemployment and/or welfare check
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    that... but in my perfect world, there would be no bludgers collecting welfare checks. health care would be absolutely free, to everyone, everywhere, as would education, there would be no third world, nor would there be the ultra rich. we'd all just be comfortable, happy, satisfied.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
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    ♥ you for getting this song stuck in my head.
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    wait - you all can't change the laws of physics here .. heh.
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    Gas would be cheaper
    The 1920's silk brocade rhineston-buckled strappy pumps would come back into style


    I agree with both of these.

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