what are you afraid of?

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  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    Vampires can't bite through sheets. My dad said so. It must be true.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    Bunnicula has always scared the crap out of me.

    That rabbit is dynamite...this should comfort you though...

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    "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
    'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
    thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
    people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
    and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"

    Skip a bit, Brother.

    "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
    Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
    shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
    shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
    excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
    the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
    thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
    in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

    Amen.

    Right! One... two... five!

    Three, sir!

    Three! [boom]
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Bunnicula has always scared the crap out of me.

    awww... I loved those books as a kid
    So in a battle between Bunnicula and vampiric melons...who would win??
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    We never threw out our pumpkins from Halloween. Instead, we sat them underneath a tree in our backyard. The squirrels ate the *kitten* outta them.

    I'm wondering, will we now have vampiric squirrels? The chipmunks will undoubtedly be upset at being usurped from the Masters of Satan's Spawn Rodents' throne.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
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    I have been afraid of vampiric fruit for most of my life.

    What do you have against Tim Curry?

    He promised to call a satanic mechanic to repair my car but never did. I hate him so much.

    What an a-hole.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    We never threw out our pumpkins from Halloween. Instead, we sat them underneath a tree in our backyard. The squirrels ate the *kitten* outta them.

    I'm wondering, will we now have vampiric squirrels? The chipmunks will undoubtedly be upset at being usurped from the Masters of Satan's Spawn Rodents' throne.

    I found it odd that the dermatologist had rotting pumpkins outside of her office in the middle of February. Had I known about the vampiric tendencies of said fruit, I would have turned around and gone right back home.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    So, something like this?

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    I can't see pic!!! :sad:

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    It's a tiny pumpkin with a hole cut out and fake vampire teeth shoved in. Red push pins for the evil eyes. Frightening!

    Not so much frightening......looks like something from Wallace & Grommett.... :-P
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    "The belief in vampire fruit is similar to the belief that any inanimate object left outside during the night of a full moon will become a vampire. According to tradition, watermelons or any kind of pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living. People have little fear of the vampire pumpkins and melons because of the creatures' lack of teeth. One of the main indications that a pumpkin or melon is about to undergo a vampiric transformation (or has just completed one) is said to be the appearance of a drop of blood on its skin."

    Surely a Vampiric vegetable, even if it had teeth, would be interested in juice? I think my boss might be a vampiric fruit, he sucks
    Venomous ducks

    Misread the vowel in ducks there first time round, that is something to be afraid of
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
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    Venomous ducks

    that's technically not venom.... oh wait, you said DUCKS

    LOL
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    I have been afraid of vampiric fruit for most of my life.

    What do you have against Tim Curry?

    He promised to call a satanic mechanic to repair my car but never did. I hate him so much.

    He never liked me!
  • MrsSWW
    MrsSWW Posts: 1,590 Member
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    Spiders
  • faylenechung
    faylenechung Posts: 107 Member
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    lets get out the silver bullets, holy water, and wooden stakes!
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
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    So, something like this?

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    I can't see pic!!! :sad:

    redXsmiley.gif

    It's a tiny pumpkin with a hole cut out and fake vampire teeth shoved in. Red push pins for the evil eyes. Frightening!

    Not so much frightening......looks like something from Wallace & Grommett.... :-P
    You say that like it's a bad thing. :bigsmile:

    I can't WAIT for Halloween...
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,473 Member
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    SNAKES!

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