MY LIFE IS OVER NOW!!

llahairdna

I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

Im_NotPerfect

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

alkencka

Now get out there and burn it off :-)

cbh142

everything is ok in moeration!

montana_girl

ohhh.... cake..... I have been craving cake for several days now. Trying to hold out and have some on Sunday after my long run!

amandasnow78

lol oh lord the CALORIES...lol...too funny. I'm sure it was fantastic!!!

CrazyDaisysMommy

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

llahairdna

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

conidiring

Too late, you may as well curl up into a fetal position and wait for the end. Can I have your leftover cake when you go?:laugh:

llahairdna

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

If you were a guy I would propose to you. Right here, right now.

Im_NotPerfect

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

shirleycottrell

I have found saying no to something just makes me want it more and by just having a little i gott over it because it usually doesn't taste as good as I thought. For me the stressing adds weight

llahairdna

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

Hag. That's just not helpful.

CrazyDaisysMommy

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

llahairdna

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

I can HEAR YOU!!!

Im_NotPerfect

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

Hey...a calorie burned is a calorie that can be eaten. Therefore that cake is looking better and better here!

CrazyDaisysMommy

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

I can HEAR YOU!!!

I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.

Im_NotPerfect

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

I can HEAR YOU!!!

I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.

What?? We were saying it all out loud?? Hmm...somehow I thought it was a convo in my head. Yeah, that Jillian...what a crazy kook....:flowerforyou:

llahairdna

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

I can HEAR YOU!!!

I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.

What?? We were saying it all out loud?? Hmm...somehow I thought it was a convo in my head. Yeah, that Jillian...what a crazy kook....:flowerforyou:

I you both. I just can't help it.

Im_NotPerfect

Right back atcha!

david081

Do the decent thing and JUMP! hahaha just kidding! What's life without an occasional treat!

kealey1318

ROFL... Too funny! I'm glad you enjoyed it! (Now back up on the wagon... LOL)

Toniithia

lol actually felt like that, when I ate chipolte and weighed myself the next day. Never again. hahahha.

minadeathclutch

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JoolieW68

I'm planning on having a Cold Stone ice cream cupcake on Sunday for my daughter's birthday.

Mmmmmmm......cake AND ice cream. And no ledge.

sarafit926

I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

Hahaha I'm glad you're joking...when I opened this post I was thinking, "Okay, what is this crazyface talking about?"

Connie1979

BLASPHEMY!!! STONE HER!!!!! unless I can have a piece!!!:bigsmile:

invisibubble

I know how you feel. I had a cookie earlier. Oh NOES :sad:

Babygirl928

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

LOL ^^^ I will help push LOL. Now I want cake lol

jenj1313

I ate a TON of easter candy yesterday... was on the ledge with you last night... back on the wagon today. Why do sweets have to be so damn good???

kimbsh01

i have been craving yellow cake with chocolate frosting with sprinkle balls