MY LIFE IS OVER NOW!!

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llahairdna
llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.
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  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

    ...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*
  • alkencka
    alkencka Posts: 10
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    Now get out there and burn it off :-)
  • cbh142
    cbh142 Posts: 270 Member
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    everything is ok in moeration!
  • montana_girl
    montana_girl Posts: 1,403 Member
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    ohhh.... cake..... I have been craving cake for several days now. Trying to hold out and have some on Sunday after my long run! :tongue:
  • amandasnow78
    amandasnow78 Posts: 11 Member
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    lol oh lord the CALORIES...lol...too funny. I'm sure it was fantastic!!!
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

    ...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

    My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.
  • conidiring
    conidiring Posts: 230 Member
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    Too late, you may as well curl up into a fetal position and wait for the end. Can I have your leftover cake when you go?:laugh: :wink:
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

    If you were a guy I would propose to you. Right here, right now.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??
  • shirleycottrell
    shirleycottrell Posts: 21 Member
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    I have found saying no to something just makes me want it more and by just having a little i gott over it because it usually doesn't taste as good as I thought. For me the stressing adds weight
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    Hag. That's just not helpful.
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

    I can HEAR YOU!!!
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

    Hey...a calorie burned is a calorie that can be eaten. Therefore that cake is looking better and better here!
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

    I can HEAR YOU!!!

    I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

    I can HEAR YOU!!!

    I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.

    What?? We were saying it all out loud?? Hmm...somehow I thought it was a convo in my head. Yeah, that Jillian...what a crazy kook....:flowerforyou:
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 521 Member
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    I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.
    Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

    hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

    I can HEAR YOU!!!

    I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.

    What?? We were saying it all out loud?? Hmm...somehow I thought it was a convo in my head. Yeah, that Jillian...what a crazy kook....:flowerforyou:

    I :heart: you both. I just can't help it.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
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    Right back atcha! :wink:
  • david081
    david081 Posts: 489 Member
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    Do the decent thing and JUMP! hahaha just kidding! What's life without an occasional treat!

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