MY LIFE IS OVER NOW!!

Tashry

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

Oh. My. Goodness.
I kinda hate you right now for putting this thought in my head.
Kidding.
Sort of.
o_O

adamb83

I. Want. Cake.

sergetns73

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

CrazyDaisysMommy

I wonder if there is already an "I heart cake" group on here. I think there should be and I'm inviting all of you to join.

lizard053

I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

LOL! Too funny.

Glad you enjoyed it!

Bronx_Montgomery

I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

Wow.......Thanks for sharing

blondejillie

I will push you off said ledge because I don't have any cake to eat. And now I will be thinking about cake, how much I deserve a piece, how there is no cake selection in the cafeteria, and the only comfort I will have is pushing you for putting that evil seed in my already fertile brain. My coworkers brought in oatmeal raisin cookies. What kind of treat is that? A bad one. That's what kind. A bad, bad one. Btw, the ledge in my mind is only 3" tall...however, the cake is much, much taller.

Wouldn't pushing her off the ledge burn calories FOR the cake??

hmm, I suppose it would depend on how much resistance was involved. If I did a sneak attack push and the wind was just right, there would probably be minimal burn. But I suspect she's a bit scrappy and would put up a bit of a fight, so it could be quite a few calories. :happy:

I can HEAR YOU!!!

I mean...uh, we're talking about a new workout Jillian Michaels is promoting...it's, uh...it's called the 30 Day Ledge. That Jillian is out of control.

What?? We were saying it all out loud?? Hmm...somehow I thought it was a convo in my head. Yeah, that Jillian...what a crazy kook....:flowerforyou:

I you both. I just can't help it.

You guys are so freaking funny...make sure you post notices on your board posts. Oh, and let me know if you take this show on the road. I burned some cals belly laughing already.

JenniLisette

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

DRRRROOOOOOOOOOLL ^________________^ i think i just had an orgasim dreaming of "a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top" !!!!

JoolieW68

i have been craving yellow cake with chocolate frosting with sprinkle balls

Hehe....you said balls.

MinoSassbot

This may be the funniest thread ever. ever. really.

WhittRak

Hi! I am the Fat kid who likes cake so much! Nice to meet ya!

DarthCeltic

wait.. you had cake..


and you ate it too?

is that possible?

sdrawkcabynot

I just ate a piece of cake and now my life is OVER!! Someone talk me off the ledge!!!!!!


Just kidding, it was delicious and I really enjoyed it.

HAHA! I was coming into this thread with the intention of calling the person a drama queen emo failure - but instead I leave laughing! Winner OP right here! lol.

belgerian

I ate 6 dosi-dos last night for a grand total of 330 Calories very Yummy still had a deficit. :-))

CrazyDaisysMommy

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

DRRRROOOOOOOOOOLL ^________________^ i think i just had an orgasim dreaming of "a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top" !!!!

Food porn is our specialty. :blushing:

JoolieW68

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

Are you serious, Clark?

Babygirl928

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

STOOOOOOPPPPPPPP!!!! LOL you are KILLING me my brain is already thinking where, around work, can i find just a lil something lol

WhittRak

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

Oh blow it out your bum.

llahairdna

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

Babygirl928

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

Someone forgot to take their happy pill this morning

llahairdna

HA Ha ha ha ha! You crack me up!

...and now I'm a wee bit jealous! Caaakkeee........*drool*

My only regret is that I didn't have the stuff we talked about yesterday....what was that....a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top. Then I believe we added PB, Nutella, and sprinkles, if I remember correctly. I'd be willing to risk the heart attack and/or diabetes for that.

DRRRROOOOOOOOOOLL ^________________^ i think i just had an orgasim dreaming of "a cheesecake-size cheesecake filled muffin with red velvet cake and whipped cream on top" !!!!

Food porn is our specialty. :blushing:

It's all part of our charm, really.

llahairdna

I wonder if there is already an "I heart cake" group on here. I think there should be and I'm inviting all of you to join.

I don't think it's proper form to invite people to a group that doesn't exist. Yet. I nominate YOU!! Ready, go!

CrazyDaisysMommy

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

spngebobmyhero

haha nice! My chinese food last night was awesome and I loved every bite Life isn't over!!!!!

Im_NotPerfect

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

Don't forget they're cheesecake filled red velvet cupcakes. Hell...mother earth would be right beside us stuffing her face too. Probably WAISTING her time too!!!

llahairdna

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

That. Was. Inspirational. Seriously, really moving stuff there.

llahairdna

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

Don't forget they're cheesecake filled red velvet cupcakes. Hell...mother earth would be right beside us stuffing her face too. Probably WAISTING her time too!!!

I thought the red velvet cake was on top? You know, now that I think of it, we never decided what kind the cheesecake-filled cupcakes were! We are remiss in our duties!! Commence the flogging!!!!!

llahairdna

haha nice! My chinese food last night was awesome and I loved every bite Life isn't over!!!!!

OOoooohhhhhh.......my love for chinese food is second only to my love of cake. My favorite is the chicken mixed vegetables, which actually is pretty good, calorie-wise. Nicely done, you!!

Im_NotPerfect

i am sooooooo sorry to have read you..your waisting time get a freaking life women.

I'm going to pull out my red crayon here....your statement should be as follows:
I am sooooooo sorry to have read you. You're wasting time. Get a freaking life woman.
(unless you actually did mean "women" as in the plural for me and my super funny friends, in which case I'm sorry for the assumption.)

Thank you.

I'm going to have to assume he meant plural. I AM wasting time, so that was spot on. At closer read, this statement could be a commentary on our food obsessed/self-imposed deprivation culture, to which women are particularly vulnerable. He may not have been trying to silence our banter, rather he is embracing his internal feminist and demanding our emancipation from this fat-shame stigma thrust upon us by the fashion industry, which demands that we abstain from the decadent pleasures around us in our futile quest for figures not unlike those of 13 year old boys. NO! Our brother here wasn't being sarcastic when he wrote, "I am sooooooo sorry" That was genuine anguish in his literary voice! I think that what I'm now understanding is that his reference to "life" may be a rallying call for women to return to the more holistic and nurturing concept of Gaia. Would mother earth condemn her goddesses to an existence without red velvet cupcakes. No! I say! No! Hot damn! I love the support in this community. Good stuff.

Don't forget they're cheesecake filled red velvet cupcakes. Hell...mother earth would be right beside us stuffing her face too. Probably WAISTING her time too!!!

I thought the red velvet cake was on top? You know, now that I think of it, we never decided what kind the cheesecake-filled cupcakes were! We are remiss in our duties!! Commence the flogging!!!!!

No we did not. Personally...if cheesecake is involved, I'd love carrot cake cupcakes. Besides, doesn't the Carrot part of that add nutrition, where therefore reduces calories? And if you really want to think about it...CHEESEcake? Isn't that Dairy? I mean, we're talking 2 major food groups here. Isn't it our responsibility to our bodies to put these nutritious things into them??

e_NV_y

I just ate a half of the most amazing brownie of my life. I do not feel bad for it either.. it was well earned and tasted like heaven. I hope you all wasted your time reading this. just know...........................it was worth it.

LOL