BEST S-I-M-P-L-E April Fool's Pranks!!!

Jill_newimprovedversion

APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS A NAT'L HOLIDAY IN OUR FAMILY- and everyone lives in fear.......muahahahaha

SET the clocks 1 hour ahead (not back or he might be late for work)

Hot glue the waistbands of his underwear/boxers together

Colgate (white) toothpaste in the Oreos

Mustard in the pump style hand soap dispenser

Karo or honey on the toilet seat

Put an ad in the free online classifieds selling his favorite sports equipment, TV or recreational vehicle- giving his cell phone number

Change the msg on answering machine: Here's my favorite:

"I'm sorry, the number you've reached is no longer in service. Please hang up and dial______ again. [Give the number to call -obviously the same number they JUST dialed]

LuckyAng

APRIL FOOL'S DAY IS A NAT'L HOLIDAY IN OUR FAMILY- and everyone lives in fear.......muahahahaha

SET the clocks 1 hour ahead (not back or he might be late for work)

Hot glue the waistbands of his underwear/boxers together

Colgate (white) toothpaste in the Oreos

Mustard in the pump style hand soap dispenser

Karo or honey on the toilet seat

Put an ad in the free online classifieds selling his favorite sports equipment, TV or recreational vehicle- giving his cell phone number

Change the msg on answering machine: Here's my favorite:

"I'm sorry, the number you've reached is no longer in service. Please hang up and dial______ again. [Give the number to call -obviously the same number they JUST dialed]

These are great! Here's another undie one: Sew one string of thread through the waistband of all his underwear in the drawer, so that when he grabs one they all come with it

djkamin60

Turn every thing on in his vehicle, radio loud(preferably set to a station he hates) wipers on, heater on full blast,etc. so when he starts it everything is happening at once.

nrvo

Unscrew the pipes under the sink so when he turns it on, water pour out.
Saran wrap all the glasses, so his drink spills everywhere when he pours it
Bouillon cube in the showerhead
EZ-cheese under the pillow
Take down and hide the bathroom door
Shaving cream bomb (stab a can of shaving cream, throw and run)
Take the sound chip out of an annoying greeting card, wire to play constantly, and hide somewhere

bachooka

Once my mom made my dad a rubber band sandwich for lunch. He outpranked her though by not mentioning it and when she asked him about it, he said it was a great sandwich. LOL

elenathegreat

Saran wrap under the toilet seat in the middle of the night.

You are just plain evil!!:happy:

hilariously cruel, but who cleans up!!??

ThePunkHippie

Take down and hide the bathroom door

It took me about 5 minutes before I could stop laughing enough to explain to my fiance what was so funny XD I don't know why, but I find this idea hilarious

namenumber

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MzBug

Pssst....my friend just gave me a great idea! Buy an el cheapo bottle of clear nail polish and a new bar of his fav soap. Cover the soap in the clear polish and let it dry very well...don't miss any spots. Put that in the shower....he can rub all he wants and it won't lather up!

JSkinner72

If you have a ceiling fan in your house, when it is off put cornflakes on the top of the blades. When they turn it on its raining cornflakes. :laugh:

Take all the labels off their favorite canned food items :bigsmile:

_binary_jester_

Super glue - eyelids

Hilarity ensues.

La_Amazona

This one is kind of dangerous but it was hilarious!

Put vaseline on windshield wipers.. of course it has to be raining or somehow get him to use the wipers. It makes a huge mess!! :laugh:

jljohnson

take a screenshot of the person's desktop

Set it as the desktop background

delete all their icons

laugh while watching them double click the screenshot of the icon XD

Other computer pranks:

Ctrl+Alt+up arrow - rotates the screen, so it looks like the monitor is upside down.

Tape or a post-it covering the 'laser' of their mouse.

TK266

using clear thread and a loose sewing loop, close up one pant leg, shirt sleeve or pocket on a lot of the person clothing.

TheFitHooker

Last year I unplugged his game systems and took them and his games and hid them away. kinda made the house like it was rammed sacked, he came home and his mom was here and we sat on the back patio and when he drove up we acted as if we just got home to a broken in apartment. He thought we were robbed, but they only took his game systems. It's funny watching him go on a rampage like that haha...

On facebook last year I changed my birthday to read "April 1st" and then acted all disappointed that no one wished me a happy birthday. That was funny, especially for those who know my birthday and know it's March 16th. I had one person, my cousin actually who's birthday is a day after mine, post on my wall "Wow, wait didn't we just do this? Or am I mistaking?" I was like "REALLY? we were born 24 hours apart, goober!"

Or the famous "I'm pregnant" announcement. It's funny when your tubes are tied and you make that one. I found a fake pregnancy test photo floating around on the internet and posted it up and on the test it shows the positive test and then reads under it "Yeah I'd kill myself if this were true" or something like that. It was funny...

I enjoy pranks and can't wait for April first ... one of my favorite days of the year.

TheFitHooker

Oh and another one I did to my husband, I made a fake website that looked like his favorite site, I made the site's url like 1 letter different, and he has his browser homepage set on this site. So when he goes to the site and tries to sign in it said "You can't do that, you've been banned. Click here if you think this is a mistake." and when he clicked that button, a screen popped up and said "Bend over and take it like a man, April fools" LOL...