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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Happy Friday-eve
    Another week almost done
    And still I haiku...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Hurray!! It's Friday!!
    The pile of work on my desk
    Hard to stay focused...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Sunny Saturday
    I should go and mow the lawn
    But I feel lazy...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    I did mow the lawn
    And I walked in the evening
    Maybe not lazy?
  • MysticGoalie
    MysticGoalie Posts: 328 Member
    Haiku-by-Cat-Calvin-cats-not-listening1.jpg
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Weekend went so fast
    I wish there was a good way
    To make weekend last...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Sunny day Tuesday
    Why is it sunny weekends
    Yet raining weekends?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Hey... Wait a minute...
    Isn't it Happy Hump Day?
    Yay! Come on, weekend!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Overcast Thursday
    Despite this, it's Friday-Eve1
    Yay! Come on, weekend!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Damn cellular phones!
    They're costly in Canada
    Data overage... :#
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Lovely Saturday
    I should go and do something...
    After I haiku...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    I am so lazy...
    Will someone else mow the lawn?
    Please? Anyone?? Damn...
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Just crushed a workout
    Reward manicure? Why not?
    Perfect "day of rest."
  • fjellrev
    fjellrev Posts: 5,078 Member
    Sunday afternoon
    Fine day for lollerskating
    Get that heatstroke on
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    My thanks to you two
    Each time I think to give up
    Others haiku too!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    A rainy Monday
    Almost seems like overkill
    So yeah... bah humbug!!
  • WantonHeartTroubledHead
    WantonHeartTroubledHead Posts: 877 Member
    Women. Let's be real.
    They know what they want at times
    but then change their minds
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    So what does real mean?
    We all know what we want but
    Sometimes things must change...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    I hate being sick
    Diarrhea is the sh!ts
    I'm going to bed... :(
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Back to work again
    Yesterday was not restful
    I do feel better...
  • wildlifehugger
    wildlifehugger Posts: 11 Member
    Dead

    Thousand calories
    And some two, three, thousand more
    In a single day

  • allie644
    allie644 Posts: 164 Member
    Oh, I love Fridays!
    wait, today is just Thursday
    I want to cry now.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Finally Friday!!
    The weekend weather looks good
    Power down my brain...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    A beautiful day
    Not a cloud in the blue sky
    So Much Wonderful!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    The only problem?
    Tomorrow is Monday so
    It's back to work day... :(
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Welcome to Monday
    I think you're gonna like it
    Here... the coffee helps...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    I survived Monday
    All of a sudden... Tuesday!!
    Why wasn't I warned??
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Then.... it was Hump Day...
    When the people realized
    They celebrated!! :D
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Warm and humid day
    Heavy clouds waiting to pour
    Happy Friday-Eve!!
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,031 Member
    Rainy Friday morn
    I brought my umbrella
    Bring on the weekend!!

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