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  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Get the damn coffee
    Do not speak to me, shut up
    Need another cup.

    Having a rough day?
    At least when you wrote this one?
    Did it get better?

  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Inability
    To find one's serenity
    May lead to headaches
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,192 Member
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    So many meetings
    So little time spent working
    Bring on the coffee
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,192 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Splash splash plop..."Mama!"
    So tired of wiping butts
    That are not my own

    Believe it or not
    One day you will look back and
    Blackmail about this... :blush:
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Splash splash plop..."Mama!"
    So tired of wiping butts
    That are not my own

    It could be worse, eh?
    The butts could be twenty and
    still living at home.

    :lol:

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    The butt is yelling
    And demanding some donuts.
    No more pooping please.

    Feeding promotes poop.
    Tell the butt to go hungry.
    It's better for all.

  • Terra_Incognita
    Terra_Incognita Posts: 1,465 Member
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    Kick-@ss Sriracha,
    Hot and spicy on my tongue.
    Add it to my food.
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
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    It's far too early
    for wine, too late for caffeine.
    Where's the middle ground?
  • closetlibrarian
    closetlibrarian Posts: 2,207 Member
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    Sneaky coffee cup
    Full of fermented sunshine.
    Shhh. It's a secret.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,192 Member
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    Sore back this morning
    I think I need a massage
    Any volunteers?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
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    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    They drive me crazy
    Giggling, talking, fighting...
    Go the eff to sleep!!!

    That sounds familiar.
    Oh yes. Samuel Jackson's
    Parenting advice.

  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,192 Member
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    Already Friday?
    Not another weekend too?
    May I keep working?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 13,192 Member
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    Yoga in the morn
    Grilled cheese sammichs for lunch
    What a lovely day!!

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