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Let's hear your Haiku skillz
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Better or bitter
You choose how to live your life
Make a healthy choice0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »
I have a ticket
A one-way destination
To a mental place
Where only my thoughts
Bring me comfort while viewing
Life's reality0 -
Oh tailgating
So many tasty options
Diet starts a new0 -
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September football
Lop-sided losses lead to
October draft talk...0 -
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Spicy nacho or
Cool ranch? That is the question -
Don't count calories...
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »let_me_clip_dirty_wings wrote: »Spicy nacho or
Cool ranch? That is the question -
Don't count calories...
A fancy woman
I am not. Keep it simple
With plain Doritos
This is very true
Regardless of intake, it
All comes out the same...0 -
I think it's today
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away...
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candiinprogress wrote: »
I was listening
To the sad old Beatles song
As I wrote haiku
Oddly, in my case,
My (ex)wife going away
Made my life better0 -
candiinprogress wrote: »
I was listening
To the sad old Beatles song
As I wrote haiku
Oddly, in my case,
My (ex)wife going away
Made my life better
Oh yes, with an ex
If they were to go away
It would be a dream0 -
candiinprogress wrote: »candiinprogress wrote: »
I was listening
To the sad old Beatles song
As I wrote haiku
Oddly, in my case,
My (ex)wife going away
Made my life better
Oh yes, with an ex
If they were to go away
It would be a dream
Ultimate diet
I lost tons of misery
When I got divorced0 -
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candiinprogress wrote: »
I don't miss the stress
Nor do I miss the drama
Or her constant lies
True, I am grateful
The experiences made me
A better person
My personal growth
Certainly was not her goal
Better, not bitter!!0 -
candiinprogress wrote: »
I don't miss the stress
Nor do I miss the drama
Or her constant lies
True, I am grateful
The experiences made me
A better person
My personal growth
Certainly was not her goal
Better, not bitter!!
Improving yourself
Is the best revenge you could
Ever really get0 -
Some drinks with a friend
A days troubles washed away
Replaced by laughter1 -
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Darkness so divine,
blooming with a splash of cream.
Coffee spilled in my lap.0 -
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A fate worse than mine!
I shall bring you some coffee.
Saved from certain death.0 -
An old lump of coal
Given some heat and high pressure
Becomes a diamond0 -
Posts beckon from yon
Senseless and silly concepts
Laughter imminent0 -
Garage door installed
Workman arrived two hours late
Opener not done
Now they're asking for
Four hour window to arrive
Frustrating as hell0
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