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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Better or bitter
    You choose how to live your life
    Make a healthy choice
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  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Better or bitter
    You choose how to live your life
    Make a healthy choice

    Not bitter at all
    now choosing to live smarter
    that is the ticket

    Congratulations!
    The choices that we make will
    Form who we become
  • UncleMac wrote: »
    Better or bitter
    You choose how to live your life
    Make a healthy choice

    Not bitter at all
    now choosing to live smarter
    that is the ticket

    I have a ticket
    A one-way destination
    To a mental place

    Where only my thoughts
    Bring me comfort while viewing
    Life's reality
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Oh tailgating
    So many tasty options
    Diet starts a new
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  • September football
    Lop-sided losses lead to
    October draft talk...
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  • Spicy nacho or
    Cool ranch? That is the question -
    Don't count calories...
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  • Spicy nacho or
    Cool ranch? That is the question -
    Don't count calories...

    A fancy woman
    I am not. Keep it simple
    With plain Doritos

    This is very true
    Regardless of intake, it
    All comes out the same...
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    I think it's today
    The girl that's driving me mad
    Is going away...

  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    I think it's today
    The girl that's driving me mad
    Is going away...

    Don't you really hate
    when people you care about
    Decide to just leave?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    I think it's today
    The girl that's driving me mad
    Is going away...

    Don't you really hate
    when people you care about
    Decide to just leave?

    I was listening
    To the sad old Beatles song
    As I wrote haiku

    Oddly, in my case,
    My (ex)wife going away
    Made my life better
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    I think it's today
    The girl that's driving me mad
    Is going away...

    Don't you really hate
    when people you care about
    Decide to just leave?

    I was listening
    To the sad old Beatles song
    As I wrote haiku

    Oddly, in my case,
    My (ex)wife going away
    Made my life better

    Oh yes, with an ex
    If they were to go away
    It would be a dream
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    I think it's today
    The girl that's driving me mad
    Is going away...

    Don't you really hate
    when people you care about
    Decide to just leave?

    I was listening
    To the sad old Beatles song
    As I wrote haiku

    Oddly, in my case,
    My (ex)wife going away
    Made my life better

    Oh yes, with an ex
    If they were to go away
    It would be a dream

    Ultimate diet
    I lost tons of misery
    When I got divorced
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Ultimate diet
    I lost tons of misery
    When I got divorced

    The weight you can lose
    When you get rid of someone
    Can be so immense
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Ultimate diet
    I lost tons of misery
    When I got divorced

    The weight you can lose
    When you get rid of someone
    Can be so immense

    I don't miss the stress
    Nor do I miss the drama
    Or her constant lies

    True, I am grateful
    The experiences made me
    A better person

    My personal growth
    Certainly was not her goal
    Better, not bitter!!
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    UncleMac wrote: »
    UncleMac wrote: »
    Ultimate diet
    I lost tons of misery
    When I got divorced

    The weight you can lose
    When you get rid of someone
    Can be so immense

    I don't miss the stress
    Nor do I miss the drama
    Or her constant lies

    True, I am grateful
    The experiences made me
    A better person

    My personal growth
    Certainly was not her goal
    Better, not bitter!!

    Improving yourself
    Is the best revenge you could
    Ever really get
  • dancingj2
    dancingj2 Posts: 4,572 Member
    Some drinks with a friend
    A days troubles washed away
    Replaced by laughter
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    dancingj2 wrote: »
    Some drinks with a friend
    A days troubles washed away
    Replaced by laughter

    It's true what they say
    The the best medicine is
    A really good laugh
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Darkness so divine,
    blooming with a splash of cream.
    Coffee spilled in my lap.
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    edited September 2016
    How can you say that,
    Loving coffee as you do?
    A tragic morning.

    @LiftingLady5
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    A fate worse than mine!
    I shall bring you some coffee.
    Saved from certain death.
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    An old lump of coal
    Given some heat and high pressure
    Becomes a diamond
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Posts beckon from yon
    Senseless and silly concepts
    Laughter imminent
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,053 Member
    Garage door installed
    Workman arrived two hours late
    Opener not done

    Now they're asking for
    Four hour window to arrive
    Frustrating as hell