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Let's hear your Haiku skillz

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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    So it seems that I
    Might be a tad submissive.
    It's a whole new world.
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    I wish I could sleep
    It's almost 1am but
    I am wide awake
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    candiinprogress wrote: »
    So it seems that I
    Might be a tad submissive.
    It's a whole new world.

    Each of us must find
    Our way forward in this world
    Meditation helps!!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited October 2016
    candiinprogress wrote: »
    He came in and put
    His hand over my mouth and
    Then things got real good

    Would you believe it?
    This got reaction from me!
    For real, shame on you!

  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    edited October 2016
    candiinprogress wrote: »
    So it seems that I
    Might be a tad submissive.
    It's a whole new world.

    It's so delightful,
    Don't you think? All you need now..
    A dominant hand

    One that can show strength
    And caring all at one time.
    Would you be looking? :)

  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    candiinprogress wrote: »
    So it seems that I
    Might be a tad submissive.
    It's a whole new world.

    It's so delightful,
    Don't you think? All you need now..
    A dominant hand

    One that can show strength
    And caring all at one time.
    Would you be looking? :)

    I was not looking
    And yet have found someone who
    Has awoken me
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Is it the trainer?
    Whoever it is, I hope
    He knows what he has.
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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Is it the trainer?
    Whoever it is, I hope
    He knows what he has.

    Oh I wish it was!
    But alas, it is someone
    That I have just met

    He is very hot
    Knows exactly what he wants
    It is a turn on.
  • allie644
    allie644 Posts: 164 Member
    decrease the cupcakes
    lift and maybe run sometimes
    that is the secret
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    allie644 wrote: »
    decrease the cupcakes
    lift and maybe run sometimes
    that is the secret

    But wait a second
    If you tell everyone, then
    Is it still secret?
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    Your secret is out
    but I will do opposite
    more cupcakes for me
  • cqbkaju
    cqbkaju Posts: 1,011 Member
    ふるいけや
    かわずとびこむ
    みずのおと

    fu-ru-i-ke ya (5)
    ka-wa-zu to-bi-ko-mu (7)
    mi-zu-no-o-to (5)

    old pond
    a frog leaps in
    water's sound

    -- Bashou
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    cqbkaju wrote: »
    ふるいけや
    かわずとびこむ
    みずのおと

    fu-ru-i-ke ya (5)
    ka-wa-zu to-bi-ko-mu (7)
    mi-zu-no-o-to (5)

    old pond
    a frog leaps in
    water's sound

    -- Bashou

    Translated into
    English. That haiku lacks the
    Syllables needed.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    21zipz wrote: »
    Your secret is out
    but I will do opposite
    more cupcakes for me

    Now I need cupcakes
    Are you sharing them today
    Should I get my own?
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    If I write haikus
    And no one reads them. Do those
    haikus now exist?
  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    If I eat cupcakes
    before I'm asked to share them
    Do cupcakes exist?
  • cqbkaju
    cqbkaju Posts: 1,011 Member
    edited October 2016
    skahtboi wrote: »
    Translated into
    English. That haiku lacks the
    Syllables needed.

    So that was my point. (5)
    Real Haiku is Japanese (7)
    English makes it off (5)

    にほんご　が　すこし　わかります。
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    21zipz wrote: »
    If I eat cupcakes
    before I'm asked to share them
    Do cupcakes exist?

    Quite interesting!
    Perhaps you should examine
    The hypothesis

  • 364dp
    364dp Posts: 1,110 Member
    The logic is there
    Have they really gone away?
    My gut says they have.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Now ask yourself this...
    Were the cupcakes really in
    Existence at all?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Why you no share cakes
    I need them in my belly
    Are you hiding them?
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Went to quiz tonight
    We came third, I was awesome
    And underrated
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  • FairhavenDS
    FairhavenDS Posts: 1,046 Member
    Why is it morning?
    There is always time for work
    But not for sleeping
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Yay, it's my Friday!
    So much to do tomorrow
    but I may just sleep
  • ainky
    ainky Posts: 3 Member
    Dreaming about food.
    The scale told me I was fat.
    White Powdered Donuts.
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Scales are devious.
    Liars I have branded them.
    Now, back to my beer.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited October 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Coffee is my friend
    don't play the harmonica
    its much too early

    Harmonicas rule
    In the morning, day or night
    Future Bob Dylan?
  • UncleMac
    UncleMac Posts: 14,085 Member
    Rainy old Thursday
    Wait, I think it's Friday-eve
    Watching the clock starts!

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