Problem

Hey everyone, I'm some one you don't know. I am having a problem with someone you also don't know. Would all of you strangers with varying experiences and random IQs please give me your two cents.

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_binary_jester_

Hey everyone, I'm some one you don't know. I am having a problem with someone you also don't know. Would all of you strangers with varying experiences and random IQs please give me your two cents.

Sorry...I gave at the office.

Im_NotPerfect

I can't afford $.02...will a hay penny do?

ElizabethRoad

I think they are jealous of your success and you should ignore them.

76tech

This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

_binary_jester_

Tell your friend that protein intake is very important...and good for the complexion.

Carl01

The answer is SEX.

i_love_vinegar

I would be upset and confused too. They shouldn't have eaten that pie.

rammsteinsoldier

They must eat back their calories!!!!!

scapez

Never eat above 1200 calories a day. Actually, it's best that you eat far below that.

76tech

The answer is SEX.

but how long should he wait?

SwannySez

I had the exact same problem. I'm goping to tell you waht I did and then follow up to make sure that you follow my advice exactly. If you don't, I will follow you around the forums and tell everyone what a complete jerk you are and how you don't really want to fix any of your problems and that you just want people to sympathize with you. Well, that's not what I am about Mister! So when you're ready to confront your problems like a MAN and not run from them like MOUSE, you come talk to me and I will explain how to fix your life forever and teach you how to make a million dollars a year from home using nothing more than a thumble, some tin-foil and belly-button lint.

L00py_T0ucan

OP - don't forget: there is only ONE WAY to do things in life...:bigsmile: :laugh:

. . .

MY WAY!

JThomas61

Change your profile pic, that look went out about 30 years ago!

Contrarian

You should check their texts and hack their email account. It's the only way to be sure.

infamousmk

Have you posted to Facebook yet? That's definitely the first thing you should do.

Carl01

The answer is SEX.

but how long should he wait?

A difficult question do most guys do it at the beginning of the morning shower,half way or wait until the end?

bethybear8990

This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.

76tech

The answer is SEX.

but how long should he wait?

A difficult question do most guys do it at the beginning of the morning shower,half way or wait until the end?

only once?

CoryIda

They don't know your body. Only you know your body.
Go do some Tae Bo - you'll feel better.

_binary_jester_

This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.

Spanking is violence. Just make sure the safe word in not "harder".

determinedbutlazy

I think you're a strong, independent black woman and people are intimidated by that.

doorki

You are a delicate, perfect snowflake and you shouldn't let anyone try to force you to conform to societal norms!

dinosnopro

This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.

Cheaper? you need to price out ammo.

IronmanPanda

This should clear up your problem.

Yanicka1

This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.

Spanking is violence. Just make sure the safe word in not "harder".

oh my God ......this!!!!!

Secret_Agent_007

I'm on Carl's side. Sex definately fixes everything.

TK266

situation like this can away be solved by open and reasoned communication, good listening skills and opening your heart to really hear what the other person has to say and how they feel, or if that requires too much effort hit them with a bat.

CoryIda

I'm on Carl's side. Sex definately fixes everything.

Make sure you complete your prescription of Valtrex first, though, or it might cause more problems than it fixes.

jackpotclown

PANTS!!!!!
Hookers and blow!!!
these are the most common answers to any problem \m/

mixedfeelings

But I like typing random stuff.