Problem

adrian_indy
adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Hey everyone, I'm some one you don't know. I am having a problem with someone you also don't know. Would all of you strangers with varying experiences and random IQs please give me your two cents.
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  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Hey everyone, I'm some one you don't know. I am having a problem with someone you also don't know. Would all of you strangers with varying experiences and random IQs please give me your two cents.
    Sorry...I gave at the office.
  • Im_NotPerfect
    Im_NotPerfect Posts: 2,181 Member
    I can't afford $.02...will a hay penny do?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I think they are jealous of your success and you should ignore them.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The answer is SEX.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Tell your friend that protein intake is very important...and good for the complexion.
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    I would be upset and confused too. They shouldn't have eaten that pie.
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    They must eat back their calories!!!!!
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Never eat above 1200 calories a day. Actually, it's best that you eat far below that.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    The answer is SEX.

    but how long should he wait?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I had the exact same problem. I'm goping to tell you waht I did and then follow up to make sure that you follow my advice exactly. If you don't, I will follow you around the forums and tell everyone what a complete jerk you are and how you don't really want to fix any of your problems and that you just want people to sympathize with you. Well, that's not what I am about Mister! So when you're ready to confront your problems like a MAN and not run from them like MOUSE, you come talk to me and I will explain how to fix your life forever and teach you how to make a million dollars a year from home using nothing more than a thumble, some tin-foil and belly-button lint.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    OP - don't forget: there is only ONE WAY to do things in life...:bigsmile: :laugh:


    . . .


    MY WAY!
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Change your profile pic, that look went out about 30 years ago!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    You should check their texts and hack their email account. It's the only way to be sure.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Have you posted to Facebook yet? That's definitely the first thing you should do.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The answer is SEX.

    but how long should he wait?

    A difficult question do most guys do it at the beginning of the morning shower,half way or wait until the end?
  • bethybear8990
    bethybear8990 Posts: 51
    This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

    I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    The answer is SEX.

    but how long should he wait?

    A difficult question do most guys do it at the beginning of the morning shower,half way or wait until the end?

    only once?
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    They don't know your body. Only you know your body.
    Go do some Tae Bo - you'll feel better.
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

    I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.
    Spanking is violence. Just make sure the safe word in not "harder".
  • determinedbutlazy
    determinedbutlazy Posts: 1,941 Member
    I think you're a strong, independent black woman and people are intimidated by that.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    You are a delicate, perfect snowflake and you shouldn't let anyone try to force you to conform to societal norms!
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

    I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.


    Cheaper? you need to price out ammo.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    valtrex.jpg

    This should clear up your problem.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

    I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.
    Spanking is violence. Just make sure the safe word in not "harder".
    oh my God ......this!!!!!
  • Secret_Agent_007
    Secret_Agent_007 Posts: 1,082
    I'm on Carl's side. Sex definately fixes everything.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    situation like this can away be solved by open and reasoned communication, good listening skills and opening your heart to really hear what the other person has to say and how they feel, or if that requires too much effort hit them with a bat.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I'm on Carl's side. Sex definately fixes everything.
    Make sure you complete your prescription of Valtrex first, though, or it might cause more problems than it fixes.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    PANTS!!!!!
    Hookers and blow!!!
    these are the most common answers to any problem \m/
  • mixedfeelings
    mixedfeelings Posts: 904 Member
    But I like typing random stuff.
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