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  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    I will need your credit card number before I answer.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    Pizza and sex.


    That's the solution.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    And don't pick it, no matter how itchy it gets.
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    Eat cake or muffins or something really high in calories, then have a complete melt-down in the forums. Please make sure that you discuss how your "life is over!"
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    Pizza and sex.


    That's the solution.
    Hot dripping cheese in not as enticing as dripping candle wax. Just your PSA for the day.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    ]Hot dripping cheese in not as enticing as dripping candle wax. Just your PSA for the day.

    keep saying stuff like that and you are going to melt Yanicka1
  • MFPAddict
    MFPAddict Posts: 2,069 Member
    It is definitely TOM's fault!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I think everyone needs to stop bashing the fit people!
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Show your boobs, this has fixed almost all of life's problems for me.

    Don't have any? Sorry, you are SOL.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    This situation calls for swift and unbridled violence. Or flowers. Not sure which, perhaps you should flip a coin.

    I would go for violence, its cheaper and doesn't die and take up space in the trash after a few days.
    Spanking is violence. Just make sure the safe word in not "harder".

    Harder is my favorite word!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Show your boobs, this has fixed almost all of life's problems for me.

    Don't have any? Sorry, you are SOL.

    I thought I was here to get rid of my boobs! Is this women's way of stealing our power!?!
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    I say we take off, nuke the entire site from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    You really should have that seen by a doctor. This is not the place to ask for medical advice.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Change your profile pic, that look went out about 30 years ago!

    I didn't know that the look of "awesome" had gone out of style. You're right, I'm going to rush out and get a 90's womans trap stamp on my upper back/lower neck.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    If you're in a different area code or can't remember it doesn't count.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    Everything? You're sure about this?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    Everything? You're sure about this?

    Good point...you need WD40 too...

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  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    I used duct tape to fix my cat and now I have kittens.
  • janegalt37
    janegalt37 Posts: 270 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    I used duct tape to fix my cat and now I have kittens.

    Should have used WD40.
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 429 Member
    Pizza and sex.


    That's the solution.
    Hot dripping cheese in not as enticing as dripping candle wax. Just your PSA for the day.

    mmm... dripping cheese.
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    I used duct tape to fix my cat and now I have kittens.

    You're kidding, right? Lauramac was wrong! :noway:
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    I used duct tape to fix my cat and now I have kittens.

    You're kidding, right? Lauramac was wrong! :noway:

    I adjusted my findings to include the use of WD-40 as the thing that fixes whatever duct tape doesn't...I posted a graphic...it's on page 2 :bigsmile:
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    Change your profile pic, that look went out about 30 years ago!
    I didn't know that the look of "awesome" had gone out of style. You're right, I'm going to rush out and get a 90's womans trap stamp on my upper back/lower neck.
    Would probably be pointless to do this as it would likely not be seen through a rug o' hair.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    I used duct tape to fix my cat and now I have kittens.

    You're kidding, right? Lauramac was wrong! :noway:

    I adjusted my findings to include the use of WD-40 as the thing that fixes whatever duct tape doesn't...I posted a graphic...it's on page 2 :bigsmile:

    I have horrible imagery of applying WD-40 to my cat lol
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Duct tape fixes everything.

    I used duct tape to fix my cat and now I have kittens.

    You're kidding, right? Lauramac was wrong! :noway:

    I adjusted my findings to include the use of WD-40 as the thing that fixes whatever duct tape doesn't...I posted a graphic...it's on page 2 :bigsmile:

    I have horrible imagery of applying WD-40 to my cat lol

    Thanks doorki and Lauramac---I've been pretty down today...and I really appreciate the laugh:love::love:
  • adrian_indy
    adrian_indy Posts: 1,444 Member
    Change your profile pic, that look went out about 30 years ago!
    I didn't know that the look of "awesome" had gone out of style. You're right, I'm going to rush out and get a 90's womans trap stamp on my upper back/lower neck.
    Would probably be pointless to do this as it would likely not be seen through a rug o' hair.

    Good one coming from a person who has their profile set to private and just has a grainy leg shot for a profile pic. I'm guessing you look like you were hit in the face with a shovel.
  • KareninCanada
    KareninCanada Posts: 962 Member
    The answer is....









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  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
    Change your profile pic, that look went out about 30 years ago!
    I didn't know that the look of "awesome" had gone out of style. You're right, I'm going to rush out and get a 90's womans trap stamp on my upper back/lower neck.
    Would probably be pointless to do this as it would likely not be seen through a rug o' hair.

    Good one coming from a person who has their profile set to private and just has a grainy leg shot for a profile pic. I'm guessing you look like you were hit in the face with a shovel.

    Dude you asked for people's 2 cents worth and now you are instulting people? What a douche bag!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    ]Hot dripping cheese in not as enticing as dripping candle wax. Just your PSA for the day.

    keep saying stuff like that and you are going to melt Yanicka1

    she may not be the only one that's melting...

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