Should I be worried....????

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  • jenniferg83
    jenniferg83 Posts: 278 Member
    Oh gosh! As you were mentioning her in your house, i was thinking "what a loon!!! call the cops!!" but then you ended it with calorie counting?!?! hahah
  • delilah47
    delilah47 Posts: 1,658
    LOL Sounds like a Sam Space narration.
  • sjmgde
    sjmgde Posts: 381 Member
    That was cute and funny. Thanks for the smile :happy:
  • CMcBryer
    CMcBryer Posts: 139 Member
    I was expecting the "Bel Air" Fresh Prince ending, but the MFP twist was pretty good too. Hahaha.
  • kristen49233
    kristen49233 Posts: 385 Member
    Too funny! They need a "like" button for these posts!!
  • stacyfoo
    stacyfoo Posts: 47
    LOL!!!
  • sunshinesonata
    sunshinesonata Posts: 241 Member
    Hahah, oh goodness. I was totally hooked. You got me!
  • doornumber03
    doornumber03 Posts: 221 Member
    aweseome....made my morning!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Ok, here's the problem. I have been noticing this really hot chick in the gym lately, and she always seems to be watching me. Always comes in and gets on machines close to me....when I change stations, she changes to be closer. Had not said anything to me up until today, and it was really worrisome. I finished using the treadmill....but had to walk across the gym to get a wipe down rag....and when I started back, I noticed her wiping my machine down with a handkerchief....which she then put in a plastic bag and put into her purse. She noticed me watching her, and kind of slipped away to the side.

    I asked a couple of the other guys that have been around a while, and they warned me to be careful...that she was always fixating on certain people, that she was very clingy and demanding, and according to the story, has been married several times. A couple of her husbands disappeared, or passed away under strange circumstances. They say that she is psychotic, and frequently falls off her meds, and has been prone to violent outbursts.

    After the incident at the gym , I headed home only to find this chick sitting in my dining room dressed in lingerie and sharpening a knife. On the table was a big ole roast beef and turkey sammich with everything, a plate full of steaming hot meatloaf, and a six pack of cold beer.

    Here's the problem....the sammich was great, and the beer went nicely with it.....but if I eat the meatloaf, it is going to put me past my daily allotment of calories and will mean that I actually have to eat back a couple hundred of my exercise calories. Should I be worried about eating back those exercise caloires?????

    Somebody help me......


    Are you talking about La_Amazona? Because I think she was inquiring about whether or not you are married. Maybe send her a PM?
  • karenCalandro
    karenCalandro Posts: 92
    AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAH :laugh:
  • TwinMumCork
    TwinMumCork Posts: 125 Member
    Excellent!!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Love it. Humm did the meatloaf had onion soup in it? It makes all the difference
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    Thanks for the morning laugh!
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: that was the best story EVER !! i thought there was a real situation..thanks for the laugh today..besides all the running away from her will burn those calories off FAST :wink:
  • razorbecky
    razorbecky Posts: 134
    LOL ok now that was funny!! thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    You took me in for a minute there...

    I've been needing a reason to laugh this morning...YOU gave it to me

    Thanks :flowerforyou:
  • Sebrina1979
    Sebrina1979 Posts: 2
    Too funny! They need a "like" button for these posts!!

    Agreed! This was a good laugh this morning that I really needed!!!
  • mrsepiphany
    mrsepiphany Posts: 142 Member
    ROTF LMAO!!! Omg you had for me a minute. that was a good one :)
  • nakabi
    nakabi Posts: 589 Member
    lol thanks for the laugh
  • skyle954
    skyle954 Posts: 27 Member
    thanks for the morning laugh!

    and leave the meatloaf for tomorrow, its always better the next day.....:flowerforyou:
  • BLSBoyer
    BLSBoyer Posts: 36 Member
    Tell her to get back in the kitchen and make a pie to go with all of that!
  • marynmarty
    marynmarty Posts: 89 Member
    I had to read that one at work....that cracked me up!!!! Good Writing!!
  • TerrJohns
    TerrJohns Posts: 80 Member
    LOL! You certainly had my attention :laugh:
  • maybethistime70
    maybethistime70 Posts: 65
    i was getting ready to find the 'eat your exercise calories' thread.....:)

    great post much needed laugh :)
  • KatiD83
    KatiD83 Posts: 152 Member
    lol Brillant!!
  • Donnacoach
    Donnacoach Posts: 540 Member
    Totally had me laughing my *kitten* off this morning. I needed that.
  • deadstarsunburn
    deadstarsunburn Posts: 1,337 Member
    HAAAHAHAH
  • firefly171717
    firefly171717 Posts: 226 Member
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was good you had me going until the last paragraph!!!!!!!!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Did she sniff your seat?
  • rainunrefined
    rainunrefined Posts: 850 Member
    haha!

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