Seriously folks...

MassiveDelta
MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
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When is the right age to tell your kids that Canada is not real? We go to extremes with the made up flag and the maple leaf symbol and the maple syrup. The US vs "Canada" Hockey games they are just difficult now that the kids are beginning to ask questions.
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  • Unknown
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  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    I cannot stop laughing...my stomach hurts....help mee...
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Eh????
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    eh...what's this aboot?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I would wait until they learn it from their friends or read it on the wall of a public bathroom.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Its just so taxing....We have finally stopped using the flash cards

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  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Ahem.

    It's pronounced, "Canadia"

    I am Albanian, because my ancestors were from Albania
    So, Canadians come from...Canadia.
    You can trust me on this. I am a teacher.

    This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighbood leprechaun:bigsmile:
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    Bwahahaha! :laugh:
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    you mean America's attic? It is real, we store our snow and maple syrup up there. But no one really lives up there, it is against zoning ordinances. :tongue:



    *runs and hides before Jewel find me*
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    *runs and hides before Jewel find me*

    :huh:

    And NO, we are not taking Justin Beiber and Nickleback back
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    *runs and hides before Jewel find me*

    :huh:

    And NO, we are not taking Justin Beiber back
    We told the kids he isn't real either. Its just better for all of us.
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    That's better for all of humanity
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
    WAIT.....so all those years spent memorizing of the anthem was for nothing??
    G****** IT!
  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
    just let them watch the South Park movie, then they'll understand

    ROFL! <3
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    omg, oh wow, this was HILARIOUS!!! :laugh:
  • margieward82
    margieward82 Posts: 406 Member
    Seriously made me giggle! Sorry to my MFP from the land of pretend, but .... LMAO!!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • kanmuri
    kanmuri Posts: 112
    Does that mean I don't really exist? I'm so confused... Is my Canadian passport valid?
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
    Seriously made me giggle! Sorry to my MFP from the land of pretend, but .... LMAO!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kanmuri
    kanmuri Posts: 112
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    There is no such thing as Canadian Bacon in Canada. We call it... ham. You guys made up that word! lol
  • thepetiterunner
    thepetiterunner Posts: 1,238 Member
    Bwhahahaha! This is too funny. Poor Canada, they're the butt of so many jokes...
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Coo roo coo coo coo roo coo coo!
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
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  • LovingCruz
    LovingCruz Posts: 634 Member
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    LOL
  • lind3400
    lind3400 Posts: 557 Member
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    There is no such thing as Canadian Bacon in Canada. We call it... ham. You guys made up that word! lol

    I don't know bout the rest of you but I call it peameal bacon....
  • yo_andi
    yo_andi Posts: 2,178 Member
    Ahem.

    It's pronounced, "Canadia"

    I am Albanian, because my ancestors were from Albania
    So, Canadians come from...Canadia.
    You can trust me on this. I am a teacher.

    This has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighbood leprechaun:bigsmile:

    I'm real bad at pronunciation, so I've just been calling it "America Junior", or when I'm feeling particularly sassy, "America's Hat".
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