OMG I'M GOING OUT OT LUNCH.

infamousmk
infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
in Food and Nutrition
WHAT THE FRUCK WILL I EAT?! I NEED AN ADULT.




















Just kidding. I'm going to have something fabulous, and a beer, and then I'll work out later.
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  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    OMG OMG OMG I PANICKED.


    Then I chilled because you got this *kitten* under control. :glasses:
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Look up the menu for the restaurant you're going to.
    Post said menu here on this thread.
    Ask random strangers to tell you what to eat.
    Complain about everything they suggest.
    Eat 25000 calories worth of salt and grease.
    Come back here and accuse said random strangers of sabotaging you.

    I think that about covers it.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    at first i was all: EEEP!


    and then i was all: phew.
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Can you eat nachos with that beer and tell me how awesome they are? I can't eat them anymore (the corn chips are making me sick now). Please? Please?
  • chachita7
    chachita7 Posts: 996 Member
    stick with the salad...


    THEN use your drool as dressing as you are watching everyone else eat burgers and steak... or what ever is good on the menu.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Don't eat fast food, cause that will make you die and stuff.
  • _GlaDOS_
    _GlaDOS_ Posts: 1,520 Member
    I think you should have cake and beer.
  • swburnette
    swburnette Posts: 4
    Look up the place where you are going, and plan accordingly, and if you can't may God be with you :)
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    Poop snacks.
  • BreakingOath
    BreakingOath Posts: 193 Member
    Don't catch them heart attacks while you're out there. And watch out for them strokes too, they come atcha without ya even knowing what hit ya.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    panic.gif
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    WHAT THE FRUCK WILL I EAT?! I NEED AN ADULT.

    I've heard that children taste better... much more tender

    especially with some light Mayo
  • breezymom81
    breezymom81 Posts: 499 Member
    I think you should have cake and beer.

    ^^^^^THIS OMG and have a piece for me!!!!!


    Avoid eating adults as they have far too many calories, and children are rotten--- sub in ice cream :)
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    A piece of lettuce and 1/2 a tic tac for desert. Spluge and go orange.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    if you are going to eat an adult at lunch, make sure you do it at home. I made that mistake before and have been banned from T.G.I.F. for life.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    Soylent Green, I heard it's low calorie and made of adults!
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    WHAT THE FRUCK WILL I EAT?! I NEED AN ADULT.

    I've heard that children taste better... much more tender

    especially with some light Mayo

    Also vegetarians taste better
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Wow what a woman ! I'd never have the self confidence to 'eat' another adult in public. Remember to maintain eye contact though, it's rude not to.

    :drinker:
  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
    OMG OMG OMG I PANICKED.


    Then I chilled because you got this *kitten* under control. :glasses:

    ROFL <3
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    Who eats at lunch? :drinker:

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