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  • firefightingflip
    firefightingflip Posts: 65 Member
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    I am hoping to get drunk and laid tonight.

    ^^this
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    I have to poop but dont like public toilets.. so I'll wait till i get home.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    How you do that trick. The one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said... and threw her arms around my neck...
  • aronvincent
    aronvincent Posts: 14
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    i popped a girl's cherry today.

    Lovely :P

    Um... I have a bottle of water sitting next to me.
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
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    I have never been convicted of assualt, assualt with intent to do bodily harm or attempted murder.
  • bachooka
    bachooka Posts: 719 Member
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    I need a dern sammich....................stat!

    I refuse to spell sammich any other way... I even have a "sammich" in my meals. :P
  • JoeyTajzai
    JoeyTajzai Posts: 1,198 Member
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    I'm chugging my water so I can get all my intake in.
  • aronvincent
    aronvincent Posts: 14
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    I have never been convicted of assualt, assualt with intent to do bodily harm or attempted murder.

    I'd agree, but the police never found the bodies. Do I still count?
  • 10036
    10036 Posts: 51 Member
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    The Sparkling Ice drink people won't tell me how much sucralose is in their product because it's proprietary.
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,847 Member
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    i popped a girl's cherry today.
    :laugh:
  • sbrBirdy
    sbrBirdy Posts: 224 Member
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    How you do that trick. The one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said... and threw her arms around my neck...

    It's actually "show me", but that's what popped in my head too... Great song :drinker:
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,806 Member
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    Sometimes I want to run over the squirrels that run in front of my car just to improve their species.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    Be on the look out for the Pirate Ninja Penguins. They are everywhere and come out of nowhere.... I think the "Bud Ice Penguin" is their leader but have yet to prove it...
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    How you do that trick. The one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said... and threw her arms around my neck...

    It's actually "show me", but that's what popped in my head too... Great song :drinker:

    Yeah... I didn't actually make the topic so I couldn't change that...
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I blame all of my TMI posts on percocet.


    And I have no gag reflex.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    LLAMAS!!!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
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    I instantly thought of this song...

    Show me how you do that trick
    The one that makes me scream" she said
    "The one that makes me laugh" she said
    And threw her arms around my neck
    "Show me how you do it
    And I promise you I promise that
    I'll run away with you
    I'll run away with you
  • runnercheryl
    runnercheryl Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I think I have just worked out that I CAN afford my car insurance this year.
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    I blame all of my TMI posts on percocet.


    And I have no gag reflex.

    Win!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    How you do that trick. The one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said... and threw her arms around my neck...

    It's actually "show me", but that's what popped in my head too... Great song :drinker:

    Yeah... I didn't actually make the topic so I couldn't change that...

    You know what is sad... I didn't recognize that song until you pointed out the "show me". And I :heart: that song!!

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