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  • _Christine_
    _Christine_ Posts: 1,388 Member
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    I’m such a bad speller that I can stump spell check and Google. No, “Did you mean ___” for me. Nope, I take it to a whole other level. <bows>
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    I was singing the song touch me from Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was typing the topic....

    toucha toucha touch me I wanna be dirty ....
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
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    I read this thread title and immediately got this in my head....

    ♪ ♫ Show me show me show me how you do that trick
    The one that makes me scream she said
    The one that makes me laugh she said
    And threw my arms around my neck... ♪ ♫
  • tnrunningnurse
    tnrunningnurse Posts: 549 Member
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    My dog is getting neutered tommorow.
  • gordowens
    gordowens Posts: 55
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    Happy hours do, actually, make me happy.

    ^^^^^^ this
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Today I feel like a deprived attention *****!
  • Mehagon
    Mehagon Posts: 83
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    I teach high school math, so here's something I heard a kid say the other day:

    " Of course if you're old enough to have an office job, you're rich enough to afford Lasik."

    Their reasoning skills are clearly superb. . . . ;)
  • aronvincent
    aronvincent Posts: 14
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    I was singing the song touch me from Rocky Horror Picture Show when I was typing the topic....

    toucha toucha touch me I wanna be dirty ....

    Love that movie.

    I have a pillow pet that is one of my only 2 pillows. It's a penguin. I like penguins.
  • radosti1
    radosti1 Posts: 198 Member
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    My house needs cleaning. The clothing in the dryer needs to be folded. The clothing in the washer needs to be moved to the dryer. At least I cooked an insane amt of food two nights ago, so there's plenty of food around.
  • mdsjmom98
    mdsjmom98 Posts: 333 Member
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    I work with a girl that when she gets mad, she acts like a rabid chihuahua. yip, yip, yipyipyipyip......

    Oh, and Christine's comment made me spit my water out.
  • HollywoodDJ
    HollywoodDJ Posts: 296
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    How you do that trick. The one that makes me scream she said, the one that makes me laugh she said... and threw her arms around my neck...


    I LOVE YOU !!!! I LOVE THIS SONG, one of my favs!

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  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    I broke 6 badminton raquet strings earlier while playing...
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    Say "Beer Can" in your best Jamaican accent.

    Go on, try it.



    .....







    Sounds like 'bacon' doesn't it?
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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    I blame all of my TMI posts on percocet.


    And I have no gag reflex.

    I'm in stalker heaven!!!!
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    Say "Beer Can" in your best Jamaican accent.

    Go on, try it.
    Sounds like 'bacon' doesn't it?

    My Jamaican accent is horrible. I always think of Half Baked... "By the beach! Boi!"
  • iluxoxo211
    iluxoxo211 Posts: 241 Member
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    I have my tongue pierced and I can move my baby toe without moving any other of my toes!:bigsmile:
  • LenaMena87
    LenaMena87 Posts: 469 Member
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    I need ALCOHOL!!!!!!
  • Tiggerrick
    Tiggerrick Posts: 1,078 Member
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    ♪♪♪Oh, oh, yeah..…
    We were born the same day
    We even think the same way
    It couldn't be more right
    We are what they call a perfect match
    It's something that you can't touch
    Down to the last bone, you're my baby♪♪♪
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I used to hate narcotics.

    I think my uterus fell out today...

    I'm going to drink tonight in honor of my dead uterus.
  • Hippie_Soul
    Hippie_Soul Posts: 190 Member
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    Born in Russia, I was trained to rid the world of the evil Tyra Banks. She defeated me of course and now I sit in solitude planning my revenge against her and her genetically altered siverback super gorillas. That is all.

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