Do you ever do the fart and blow?

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AmberJslimsAWAY
AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

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  • HJCsDaddy
    HJCsDaddy Posts: 419 Member
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    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

    If this is what I think it is, I do this as well.
  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
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    I rarely fart outside of a bathroom due to a tendency to shart.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do
  • sdrawkcabynot
    sdrawkcabynot Posts: 466 Member
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    You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

    <<<<Guilty...


    I nearly just pee'd my pants!
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,849 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
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    At work, I do the fart and blow, less obvious than the fart and fan..... When in the bathroom I do the drop and flush. :bigsmile:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    cup, release, put cup to face of target.
  • HJCsDaddy
    HJCsDaddy Posts: 419 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"
    This has got all sorts of awesome in it!
  • smplycomplicated
    smplycomplicated Posts: 484 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

    <--guilty.
  • kappy_hollowell
    kappy_hollowell Posts: 399
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    My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    At work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    then I log the exercise.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

    You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

    How?

    make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

    <--guilty.

    :smooched:
  • celticgladiator
    celticgladiator Posts: 49 Member
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    You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

    <<<<Guilty...


    love the honesty, i just ask my friends if they smell something?
  • kwest_4_fitness
    kwest_4_fitness Posts: 819 Member
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    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

    This.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,468 Member
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    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.
  • Pfauxmeh
    Pfauxmeh Posts: 259
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    nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

    ^ This!
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,611 Member
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    I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

    I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

    that is when you come out fanning and telling a story about the stinky *kitten* who got off one floor below.

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