Do you ever do the fart and blow?

AmberJslimsAWAY

You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

<<<<Guilty...

HJCsDaddy

nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

EmCarroll1990

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

EmCarroll1990

nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

If this is what I think it is, I do this as well.

Toddrific

I rarely fart outside of a bathroom due to a tendency to shart.

AmberJslimsAWAY

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

sdrawkcabynot

You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

<<<<Guilty...

I nearly just pee'd my pants!

EmCarroll1990

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

How?

AmberJslimsAWAY

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

How?

make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

kappy_hollowell

At work, I do the fart and blow, less obvious than the fart and fan..... When in the bathroom I do the drop and flush. :bigsmile:

doorki

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

How?

cup, release, put cup to face of target.

HJCsDaddy

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

How?

make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

This has got all sorts of awesome in it!

smplycomplicated

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

How?

make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

<--guilty.

kappy_hollowell

My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.

doorki

At work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

then I log the exercise.

AmberJslimsAWAY

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

How?

make a bowl out of your hands, cup your fart, and put it in his face, and ask "want a bowl?"

<--guilty.

:smooched:

celticgladiator

You know, You fart, realize it stinks like something died in your *kitten*, so you start blowing it to make it disperse faster?

<<<<Guilty...

love the honesty, i just ask my friends if they smell something?

kwest_4_fitness

nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

This.

AmberJslimsAWAY

I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

Pfauxmeh

nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting

^ This!

doorki

I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

that is when you come out fanning and telling a story about the stinky *kitten* who got off one floor below.

Eaglesfanintn

My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.

Yup, I give my wife a dutch oven too!

Bevbl3

No but when the dog farts in my direction I make a point of blowing it in the direction of my hubby so he can share it too!

Dan112358

How about farting at the gym. That's livin the dream baby.

Wilson336

I am personally more a fan of the soundstage echo. Find the hardest surface you can, sit on it and see how loud you can make it....MacDonald's bench seats seem to have magical resonating qualities...That is the only reason I would go to MacDonald's anymore.

Pfauxmeh

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do

Ugh, my ex used to do that to me. XD

Diary_Queen

I blame it on my children and waft it their direction

wolfpaw

Its hard to do the fart and blow when you blast out a big cheesey ripper that echoes off a wooden seat!!!

HeidiMightyRawr

I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.

LOL! Yes, I do this too :laugh:

CannibalisticVegetarian

Do I do the fart and blow?

Usually only when in the presence of my brother or one of my best friends. Something THAT precious must be shared!

paulyarwooduk

I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.

I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.

Hahaha you are one awesome gal!