Do you ever do the fart and blow?
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My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.
Yup, I give my wife a dutch oven too!0 -
No but when the dog farts in my direction I make a point of blowing it in the direction of my hubby so he can share it too!0
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How about farting at the gym. That's livin the dream baby.0
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I am personally more a fan of the soundstage echo. Find the hardest surface you can, sit on it and see how loud you can make it....MacDonald's bench seats seem to have magical resonating qualities...That is the only reason I would go to MacDonald's anymore.0
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I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.
You have to give him a bowl of it... that's what I do
Ugh, my ex used to do that to me. XD0 -
I blame it on my children and waft it their direction0
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Its hard to do the fart and blow when you blast out a big cheesey ripper that echoes off a wooden seat!!!0
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I don't blow it, I fan it - at my man.
LOL! Yes, I do this too :laugh:0 -
Do I do the fart and blow?
Usually only when in the presence of my brother or one of my best friends. Something THAT precious must be shared!0 -
I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.
I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.
Hahaha you are one awesome gal!0 -
I work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.
I farted in the elevator yesterday, because I COULD NOT hold it anymore. And sure enough, there was someone waiting for the elevator when I got to my floor.
Hahaha you are one awesome gal!
well thank you0 -
Nah I just blame it on the dog :sick:0
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I offer high fives to people. Be proud of your accomplishments!0
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Nah I just blame it on the dog :sick:
Dog farts are gross.0 -
No, because when you take a deep breath to blow, you can taste it. Ugh.0
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My chair at work is cushiony, but it's vinyl too, so sometimes I try to slip em out silently, and they end up sounding like pop pop pop pop pop... I act like I didn't do anything most of the time.0
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My chair at work is cushiony, but it's vinyl too, so sometimes I try to slip em out silently, and they end up sounding like pop pop pop pop pop... I act like I didn't do anything most of the time.
That's the WORST!!!!0 -
At work, I do the hallway crop dust with strategic coughing if things get a little audible.
then I log the exercise.
Awesome!0 -
nah, I am a big fan of the crop dusting0
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My husband lets out stink bombs at night and pulls the covers over my head, but when he falls asleep in his recliner, I fart on his head.
That is called a Dutch Oven...0
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