Thread about Something - Part 38

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  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Ok, even I'm getting grossed out by this topic.


    Something:

    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Discuss.

    huh!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Arthur: Please!
    Soldier #1: Am I right?
    Arthur: I'm not interested!
    Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
    Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
    Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
    Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
    Soldier #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
    Soldier #2: Oh, yeah...
    Soldier #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
    [clop clop clop]
    Soldier #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
    Soldier #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
    Soldier #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper!
    Soldier #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
    Soldier #2: Well, why not?
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    I might watch that this weekend. I haven't in awhile!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    I get the feeling someone fed someone an answer!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    I get the feeling someone fed someone an answer!
    Why? Cause an almost 35 year old pregnant chick doesn't know Monty Python and The Holy Grail on her own????? :huh: :tongue:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    I get the feeling someone fed someone an answer!

    Naw. Tami is my movie buddy so I figured she'd catch it.

    Is that the Naked truth!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    I get the feeling someone fed someone an answer!

    Naw. Tami is my movie buddy so I figured she'd catch it.

    Is that the Naked truth!


    hehe you said NAKED! :laugh:
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??

    Something:

    Have you ever seen a ghost?


    Yes! twice, once as a child, once as an adult!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??

    Something:

    Have you ever seen a ghost?

    nope.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??

    Something:

    Have you ever seen a ghost?

    No. :smokin:



    crazy.gif<
    Max
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??

    Something:

    Have you ever seen a ghost?

    No. :smokin:



    crazy.gif<
    Max

    Kellch, I think your smileys crack me up more then anything!
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    I am so stewpid!
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??

    Something:

    Have you ever seen a ghost?

    No. :smokin:



    crazy.gif<
    Max

    Kellch, I think your smileys crack me up more then anything!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I love smilies :bigsmile:
    Can't communicate without em :smokin:
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    Do you get them from a smiley website?
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    I get the feeling someone fed someone an answer!

    Naw. Tami is my movie buddy so I figured she'd catch it.

    Is that the Naked truth!


    hehe you said NAKED! :laugh:
    :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
    I don't blow my nose and I've never seen a ghost.....
    I openly welcome any to my house if they would entertain my kids
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    I am so stewpid!

    Something:

    Is GraceKelly stupid?


    Discuss.

    That's not not nice cowboy behavior Max
    Don't make me get all MOMMY on your *kitten*!
  • czewwhat
    czewwhat Posts: 8,715
    Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

    And we have a winner!!!!!

    so what else is there to discuss ??

    Something:

    Have you ever seen a ghost?


    Yes! twice, once as a child, once as an adult!

    Details, please.

    As a child I saw my Mother's ghost or spirit if you will moments after she died. She looked at me and shook her head side to side as if to say no. I was praying that she would live. When my father came back from the hospital to tell us, I had already told my siblings she was gone, she told me herself.


    As an adult, I purchased a house that the original owner had passed away in. My children and myself saw him walking up and down the hall way for about three years. always in the early evening. I saw him laying in my bathtub once also. So no matter how crazy it sounds, I asked him to leave because his wife had sold me the house and he did not need to stay any longer. He disappeared, I never saw him again!

    I know as my husband says, rule number three, even if it is true, don't say it because people will think you are crazy! But there you have it! the truth as i know it.
  • GraceKelly
    GraceKelly Posts: 7,378
    I am so stewpid!

    Something:

    Is GraceKelly stupid?


    Discuss.


    I was saying that, because, no matter how many times I have been told, I can not post pics on the threads! Fart on you MAX! :grumble:

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