Who has the worst neighbors???

spynoodle

I'm pretty sure it's me!!!

Ireshgurl

How are your neighbors the worst?? You gotta give an explanation.

THANKFULLY my horrible neighbors are moving out!!! This is why mine were horrible.
They have a "portable" hot tub on their back deck and all hours of the night they'd turn it on and use it. That thing was LOUD. Though not as loud as the women they'd "entertain"....... we live in a neighborhood that has EXTREMELY limited parking, as in 1 spot to every 2 cars. He would park his Harley just like a car taking up valuable space instead of parking it in the bike/scooter spots 5 houses away. When ever he would have company, they would park in front of his place instead of at the pool like they're supposed to. They were loud and noisy at all times of the night, stole our garbage and recycling bins, and had a dog that they would just let bark all day and/or night in the backyard. I think I had some horrible neighbors.

shovav91

I live in a dorm.
I've been sick all weekend.
Last night, I was kept up almost all night be people yelling and the people next door having sex. I woke up to go use the bathroom, and someone had vomited right outside of my door.

yesthistime

My downstairs neighbor told me that my walking was disturbing him and that I need to "walk less." And now when I walk from room to room be beats on his ceiling with a broomstick and makes pictures fall off my wall.

Any advice on mid-air hovering techniques?

spynoodle

This only pertains to my upstairs neighbors. I've never heard a peep out of any of the other neighbors.

1) The girl is a serious screamer!!! I wouldn't even scream that loud if I was being attacked on the street.
2) They are heavy walkers and do not appear to have any rugs covering the hardwood floors.
3) The dude (I'm assuming it's the dude.) farts A LOT while sitting on the hardwood floor. It frequently startles me!!!
4) They brought effing bedbugs to the building, but luckily it did not reach my apartment.

I guess there are worse neighbors out there, but I don't live under any of them.

You're lucky yours are leaving. Mine just moved in a few months ago.

fordguy74

My neighbor walked in my bedroom sat down on my bed and started to talk to me while i was pooping in my master bathroom. I had to tell her to get out. Sorry if that was too much info!!

AshleyMoe86

Me!!! My neighbors feel the need to have late night bbq's- which don't get me wrong a bbq is always nice but here's what they do! they pull out their kitchen table on the front lawn, they party til they get trashed then they put on some beats and starting having rapping sessions- grown men rapping, then they start yelling and screaming at each other. Mind you we technically live in a big house that was split into 3 apartments so their porch is right outside my front window and everything they do in their 'apartment' i can hear in mine. It's like being at a frat party all the time without actually wanting to be there.

spynoodle

My neighbor walked in my bedroom sat down on my bed and started to talk to me while i was pooping in my master bathroom. I had to tell her to get out. Sorry if that was too much info!!

"Hey, I'm pooping here!!!!!" Sheesh!! LOL!!!

ScottyNoHotty

My nearest neighbors live 1/4 mile away.....suck it bee-otches!!!!

HorrorChix89

I live in a neighborhood full of people who own farm animals, mainly chickens...note that I do NOT live in the country and we still are well within city limits. Ever get chased by a chicken while trying to check your mail?

fordguy74

LOL! lucky

MB_Positif

Probably not the worst I have ever had, but our next door neighbor lets her dog out EVERY morning about 10 minutes BEFORE our alarm goes off. The freaking thing barks the whole time. We've actually clocked it barking for over an hour during the daytime before as well.

lovebeinGIGI

My downstairs neighbor told me that my walking was disturbing him and that I need to "walk less." And now when I walk from room to room be beats on his ceiling with a broomstick and makes pictures fall off my wall.

Any advice on mid-air hovering techniques?

Our downstairs neighbors complain about my toddler (2 year old) grandson who tends to run rather than walk! They've said something several times and I tell them, "if YOU can find a way to get a toddler to not run, be my guest!! Otherwise, move to the second floor like we did because I do not like living below someone!!"

So to "get back at us"...they turn their surround sound up during a movie or show and it rattles the floor. Then, they will SLAM the heck out of their door while going in and out (shaking the floor and rattling the windows) on a Saturday while throwing a "party" on the lawn in front of the stairs with loud music and beer bottles laying around the next morning. Thing is, they work here!!! Assistant manager and head of maintenance!!! Go figure!! GREAT example for my teenagers!!!

One time I complained to the manager, but she took her employees word over mine.
Hmmm....maybe it's time to make use of that video camera on my cell phone. LOL

breezymom81

Mine!!

1) they have a dog that I am pretty sure is oing to bust out of the fence one of these days!
2) when the little girl is throwing a fit they send her outside where she sits and screams/cries/whines
3) will nto mow grass
4) he has a loud stereo system in his car and he shows it off all weekend to the neighborhood kids-not connected and he has broken dishes at my house because of the base!

lovebeinGIGI

3) The dude (I'm assuming it's the dude.) farts A LOT while sitting on the hardwood floor. It frequently startles me!!!

I'm sorry, this made me totally laugh out loud!!!!!!! I just can't imagine!! LMAO

LaMujerMasBonitaDelMundo

Majority of my neighbors are karaoke lovers & I would almost always hear them singing out very loudly usually late at night while drinking beer that irritates me the most. Not to mention that they don't even have the "voice" to even sing the ABC's which makes me want to go to their houses, throw my shoes in front of their faces & tell them to stop and let me sleep calmly.

chatipati1

I have a bunch of nuns as neighbors....they usually behave

spynoodle

I have a bunch of nuns as neighbors....they usually behave

LUCKY!!!!!!!

McKayMachina

Well, mine just died of an overdose of morphine (he was crushing up the prescription pills and recreationally injecting them). He was only 26. So now his parents are at his house throwing things out into a giant trash bin and his dad is threatening to shoot my dogs because they are looking through the fence. Soooo, there's that.

But, on the POSITIVE side, my neighbors to the other side are my landlords. One is a senior police officer who likes to cook and the other, his wife, is super nice! Also, I spend the occasional evening with my across-the-street neighbors, sharing some beers and bull****ting.

sunkisses

I live in foreclosure land USA so I have no neighbors above, next to or across from me. BUT I do have some at the other end of the building. They mostly ignore me. (That is SO the South Floridian thing to do. Pretend you don't see people you're a foot away from)

My old neighbors. Boy I have some stories. Dude lived with his mom and walked around his front yard naked whenever it rained. *baby barf*

Sp1nGoddess

I live in a neighborhood full of people who own farm animals, mainly chickens...note that I do NOT live in the country and we still are well within city limits. Ever get chased by a chicken while trying to check your mail?

You win by my vote! Next time capture one and cook up some dinner! = )

LaurasClimb

LOL...We had a neighbor who was a screamer and I'm not talking about sex! She'd scream at her kid, scream at her man, scream any chance she got about anything. I loved hearing every month "I've got my F&*$#ing period!" Like she didn't PMS 4 weeks out of the month!
Then, when her man was working nights, her downstairs neighbor would come on up for a visit...apparently she liked to be spanked.
They would throw loud parties that would end up on the front lawn (actually it was just a patch of grass) drunk, screaming and yelling at each other. We finally asked the cops to come by and quiet them down so we were the bad guys...

I don't know which was worse, these people or the drug dealer that moved in after them. She at least seemed nice.

Of course there's the Hill Billy house on the other side. While not really bad just weird. They would all line up on their front porch. That's it, just sit in rows on their porch. They didn't turn and look at each other or talk to each other, just sit there. I thought maybe they should invest in some cable or something.

We have since moved...our neighbors are much better.

linda768

Boy, I thought my neighbor whose yard looks like a junkyard was bad. lol But, seriously, my neighbors are all nosey and up in each other's business.

HorrorChix89

I live in a neighborhood full of people who own farm animals, mainly chickens...note that I do NOT live in the country and we still are well within city limits. Ever get chased by a chicken while trying to check your mail?

You win by my vote! Next time capture one and cook up some dinner! = )

Those things are evil they sit and wait for me to come outside before trying to kill me. Our dog chases them out of our yard and stands at the end of the grass to make sure they know not to some back :laugh: She's a little yorkie terrier.

JaclynnGail

My neighbors aren't ABSOLUTELY horrid, but they have this awful pug (to be clear...I love dogs and have one of my own) and they absolutely refuse to keep her in their huge, fenced backyard...they just let her run around the neighborhood. Since she's never been confined to their property, she thinks the entire block is her property and constantly barks, growls, and poops in everyone's yard. She nipped at my next-door-neighbor while she was riding her bike and she broke her toe trying not to hit the dog...told the owners and they didn't even apologize. She came into my yard once, growled and tried to bite me, and my 90-pound lab broke his collar AND tie-out and chased her down...I am pretty sure he would have killed her if he would have caught her (he is in no way vicious, but he was NOT a happy camper about her trying to bite me on our property). My husband confronted the owners and they still wouldn't keep her in their yard. Animal control has been called several times, and then they keep her in the yard for a few days, then let her back out. Grrrrr. She used to try to chase me on my runs trying to bite me until I kicked her in the face, square on. Now she just yips and growls from across the street.

spynoodle

Grrrr.....grumble, grumble, grumble!

I hate sucky neighbors.

HorrorChix89

I'm pretty sure my boyfriend's neighbors (he lives in an apartment) hate it when I come to visit :laugh: :laugh: I only get to see him one week every month so...yeah...

LaurasClimb

Boy, I thought my neighbor whose yard looks like a junkyard was bad. lol But, seriously, my neighbors are all nosey and up in each other's business.

Do you live in my town?

taunto

I think I am my neighbors worst neighbor. Let me explain.

Yesterday night, I tried to goto bed at 4:00 AM (like I normally do) however, since the folks in the apartment above me are youngsters, they like to be loud and party late. Call me old (I'm 28) but I gotta get up early and 4 AM is too late for me to be awake due to loud music so in the past I have called cops on them. However, yesterday was a new kind of noise.

The couple above me were having LOUD sex. I mean the girl was clearly a screamer and it was keeping me up. You know its bad when you wake up in the middle of the night due to the girl screaming in pleasure. A part of me was happy for the couple. I mean...kudos to them but I cannot allow this kind of behavior. Everybody needs a grouchy neighbor and since I dont know anyone else in the apartments to be one, it was my task.

So this morning when I saw them, the first thing after a polite hello was "looks like you kids were having fun yesterday!" looking more towards the girl than anything whos face was starting to look a bit worried. The guy goes "yeah sorry if my music was a bit too loud man, we tried to keep it down" to which my answer was "oh the music was fine but salutations for pleasuring your girl the way you did because I was up all night. Infact, since I havent been able to get any action myself, hearing her moan was used as a starter fluid to my own fire yesterday night so thankyou!".

I imagine they wont be too loud anymore...

Toddrific

Err...crazy riz.

I know I'm the bad neighbor in my building, everyone else is 60+..which irks me.
I mean if my music is too loud, take out your damn hearing aids!

spynoodle

I think I am my neighbors worst neighbor. Let me explain.

Yesterday night, I tried to goto bed at 4:00 AM (like I normally do) however, since the folks in the apartment above me are youngsters, they like to be loud and party late. Call me old (I'm 28) but I gotta get up early and 4 AM is too late for me to be awake due to loud music so in the past I have called cops on them. However, yesterday was a new kind of noise.

The couple above me were having LOUD sex. I mean the girl was clearly a screamer and it was keeping me up. You know its bad when you wake up in the middle of the night due to the girl screaming in pleasure. A part of me was happy for the couple. I mean...kudos to them but I cannot allow this kind of behavior. Everybody needs a grouchy neighbor and since I dont know anyone else in the apartments to be one, it was my task.

So this morning when I saw them, the first thing after a polite hello was "looks like you kids were having fun yesterday!" looking more towards the girl than anything whos face was starting to look a bit worried. The guy goes "yeah sorry if my music was a bit too loud man, we tried to keep it down" to which my answer was "oh the music was fine but salutations for pleasuring your girl the way you did because I was up all night. Infact, since I havent been able to get any action myself, hearing her moan was used as a starter fluid to my own fire yesterday night so thankyou!".

I imagine they wont be too loud anymore...

I think the guy upstairs from me actually gets a little self-conscious (or distracted). When she turns it WAY up, I feel like it ends pretty quickly afterwards. Like he's trying to hurry it up so she'll shut up. Then, they start walking around seconds later.