Are you sexy?

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  • gamesandgains
    gamesandgains Posts: 640 Member
    working on it
  • chonchis77
    chonchis77 Posts: 23 Member
    My legs and my lips make me sexy
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I'm not sexy at all.
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    I'm not sexy at all.
    You can be if you wanna lol
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  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Decidedly not.

    The only things I have are:

    Dark green eyes
    Light brown hair flecked with gray on the sides
    Muscles, kind of
    Underpants stuff that seems acceptable
    Squeezable backside
    Tall
    Muscular legs
    Speak two languages, read two more passably
    Well paying long term employment
    Paid off cars and no debt
    Lifelong record of passionate monogamy
    An up to date passport
    Home remodeling skills
    Do laundry, dishes, and bedtime stories
    Can finally run a grill well and cook 3-4x a week

    Things wrong with me:

    Preoccupied with sex
    Kind of an odd nose

    I think the nose kills it. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Modest... Kind of sounds like me, but with the added:

    Blue eyes
    Dark blonde hair
    Muscles, definitely
    Boxer guy
    Nice butt
    Medium height
    Nice legs from squats and deadlifts
    One language, but I can please a non-English speaker regardless
    Full time employed with benefits and $89k in my 401k
    No debt
    One woman man, longest relationship however is only 3 years
    No criminal record
    No kids
    Chef skills
    Homebrewer
    Can grow plants indoors
    Wild in bed

    Things wrong with me:

    Introvert....requires alone time
    Satisfied with doing nothing and chilling at home [but I don't want to... I want to live life]
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    leonsinned wrote: »
    @_Captivated_ and @3AAnn3 - You're both wrong

    She is wrong. She's hot. I didn't say I wasn't hot, just average, which I am, and I have to work really hard to be that way.

    Are we still friends, D?

  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    edited July 2015
    I'm sexy in a "the bars closing" kind of way.

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I remember this thread.
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  • carlsonrobb
    carlsonrobb Posts: 914 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    I'm not sexy at all.

    I would totally disagree
  • maggierenee88
    maggierenee88 Posts: 352 Member
    Because this is me half asleep ha

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  • Emj30135
    Emj30135 Posts: 62 Member
    I'm sexy because I am a mom! I work hard all day, teaching, cleaning, cooking, loving, hugging and taking care of all that needs to be done and I still have to take time to workout and take care of myself! It's hard work!

    And yes, the person above me is sexy!
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    Building_Bulk wrote: »
    I'm sexy in a "the bars closing" kind of way.

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    haha I'm the opposite :pensive:
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    leonsinned wrote: »
    @_Captivated_ and @3AAnn3 - You're both wrong

    She is wrong. She's hot. I didn't say I wasn't hot, just average, which I am, and I have to work really hard to be that way.

    Are we still friends, D?

    I think you're totally hot! And I didn't say I wasn't hot... just not sexy.
    I spend my day changing poopy butts, cleaning pee off of walls, and guiding little hoodlums so they don't become big hoodlums. And I do it by myself. And by the end of the day, I'm usually covered in boogars. If that is sexy, then I'm totally sexy.
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    Clearly 3AAn3 is so so sexy beautiful. Your a strong hard working woman who takes care of others. LOVE. We should all be more like you.

    On to me lol I'm sexy because A. I'm a bad *kitten* B. My body is firm as *kitten* since all I do is kick box and C. I'm intelligent. Also I don't walk around the earth acting like I'm *kitten* God, I believe people are sexiest when they don't truly know it themselves. Anyone can be sexy but I think it's also a frame of mind in so many ways and if u take care of yourself then you'll be that much more sexy.
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
    I am a troll
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    Muscular legs
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    leonsinned wrote: »
    @_Captivated_ and @3AAnn3 - You're both wrong

    She is wrong. She's hot. I didn't say I wasn't hot, just average, which I am, and I have to work really hard to be that way.

    Are we still friends, D?

    I think you're totally hot! And I didn't say I wasn't hot... just not sexy.
    I spend my day changing poopy butts, cleaning pee off of walls, and guiding little hoodlums so they don't become big hoodlums. And I do it by myself. And by the end of the day, I'm usually covered in boogars. If that is sexy, then I'm totally sexy.

    That IS sexy. :love:
  • theyalwayscomeback
    theyalwayscomeback Posts: 23 Member
    I think I have some sexy features but overall...decidedly average
  • flinx1241
    flinx1241 Posts: 2,168 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    leonsinned wrote: »
    @_Captivated_ and @3AAnn3 - You're both wrong

    She is wrong. She's hot. I didn't say I wasn't hot, just average, which I am, and I have to work really hard to be that way.

    Are we still friends, D?

    I think you're totally hot! And I didn't say I wasn't hot... just not sexy.
    I spend my day changing poopy butts, cleaning pee off of walls, and guiding little hoodlums so they don't become big hoodlums. And I do it by myself. And by the end of the day, I'm usually covered in boogars. If that is sexy, then I'm totally sexy.

    In for sexy moms. But, you know, maybe a quick rinse off of excess boogers wouldn't hurt... ;)
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    if i believe what i get pm'd.....sure!
  • vadersaysno
    vadersaysno Posts: 1,965 Member
    I am NOT sexy. I'll readily admit that. Trying to work on that ... but currently not sexy.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    if i believe what i get pm'd.....sure!

    So no PMs = not sexy? :sad:

    i'll send you some bro, i got your back..
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    The sexiest mf out there
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    edited July 2015
    Im sexy because I love to drink beer, play pool/poker, and shoot Big F**ken Guns LOL....Or if you want to go the other route Im sexy because I have Green Eyes, curly hair and a big @$$ hahaha

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  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    edited July 2015
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    Im sexy because I love to drink beer, play pool/poker, and shoot Big F**ken Guns LOL....Or if you want to go the other route Im sexy because I have Green Eyes, curly hair and a big @$$ hahaha

    I'm sexy because I love ice cream sandwiches and I like to people watch and read magazines and stuff you know?
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,205 Member
    asianfashionista86 wrote: »
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    Im sexy because I love to drink beer, play pool/poker, and shoot Big F**ken Guns LOL....Or if you want to go the other route Im sexy because I have Green Eyes, curly hair and a big @$$ hahaha

    I'm sexy because I love ice cream sandwiches and I like to people watch and read magazines and stuff you know?

    Who doesnt love to people watch while eating ice cream?!?!?! I think your very sexy ;)
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    edited July 2015
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    asianfashionista86 wrote: »
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    Im sexy because I love to drink beer, play pool/poker, and shoot Big F**ken Guns LOL....Or if you want to go the other route Im sexy because I have Green Eyes, curly hair and a big @$$ hahaha

    I'm sexy because I love ice cream sandwiches and I like to people watch and read magazines and stuff you know?

    Who doesnt love to people watch while eating ice cream?!?!?! I think your very sexy ;)
    Oh baby lets make out I've always been curious lets smother ice cream sandwiches all over our bodies
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