Corrupt A Wish!

AmberFaith90
AmberFaith90 Posts: 904 Member
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Corrupt the wish of the previous poster! For example:

A - I wish for lots of ice cream!

B - You get lots of ice-cream, however, you become morbidly obese and die of cardiac arrest! I wish for [ insert wish ]

And so on and so forth! Remember to leave a wish at the end however, or you will unfortunately spoil the game!

I shall start and remember try and choose a tricky to corrupt wish!







I wish I could get down to 115lbs really fast.
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  • taxidermist15
    taxidermist15 Posts: 677 Member
    you do that by not eating becomming annorexic, and having vultures and buzzards mistake you for a dieing impala....




    I wish i had a teleport machine
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    you do that by not eating becomming annorexic, and having vultures and buzzards mistake you for a dieing impala....




    I wish i had a teleport machine


    You get and use a teleport machine, but something goes wrong during the process and your nose is now on your taint and you're forced to smell butt for the rest of your life.

    I wish I could grow a mustache.
  • JodieElijah
    JodieElijah Posts: 136 Member
    You grow a sexy mo, but it continues to grow and eventually covers your entire body and people start mistaking you for Big Foot. You then have to spend the rest of your life in the forest eating road kill.

    I wish I had a new car.
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    You will grow a mustache but a result, your entire body will be covered in fur

    I wish everyday was Christmas
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    It'd be Christmas and you'd run out of ideas for people's gifts and just start giving them crap from your house... and they'd hate you for regifting!

    I wish I'd Hit the lottery.
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    You'll hit the lottery and then spend the rest of your life avoiding anyone who is close to you.

    I wish, I wish, I didn't squish that fish.
    [had to simpsons joke it up here]

    REAL ONE:
    I wish that I could space-travel.
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    You'd space travel, and the window would get cracked and suck you into the universe.

    I want a pony.
  • CoralConnor
    CoralConnor Posts: 42 Member
    You will space-travel right into a black hole and disappear forever!


    I wish...

    I had all the free time in the world.
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    You grow a sexy mo, but it continues to grow and eventually covers your entire body and people start mistaking you for Big Foot. You then have to spend the rest of your life in the forest eating road kill.

    I wish I had a new car.

    This one got missed so I'll just corrupt it for the lulz.

    You'll get a new car but the insides of it will smell like bad BO like that episode of seinfeld and no matter what you do you will not be able to get rid of it. You won't be able to sell it of course, and you just bought a car so you can't get another one. Oh yeah, and a 12-hour road trip is needed to help your friend move house.
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    you're too big to ride a pony, and it bites!

    I wish I had more nookie time with my hubby!
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    You will space-travel right into a black hole and disappear forever!


    I wish...

    I had all the free time in the world.

    You'll have all the free time in the world but you would take it at the expense of everyone else around you. You will have no one to spend it with and no one to talk about your adventures. It'll be a nice little purgatory you've got there.

    I wish I had 6000 Gold Bullions. :D
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    you're too big to ride a pony, and it bites!

    I wish I had more nookie time with my hubby!

    You and your hubby would have so much nookie that you'd both forget about the outside world... you'd eat simply for more energy for more nookie! The rest of the world wouldn't know you!

    I wish for world peace.
  • AlSalzman
    AlSalzman Posts: 296 Member
    You and your hubby would have so much nookie that you'd both forget about the outside world... you'd eat simply for more energy for more nookie! The rest of the world wouldn't know you!

    I wish for world peace.
    All fighting ends, but now Ron Artest will not leave your house.

    I wish I had more bacon right now.
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    You'd be given a farm's worth of bacon and your arteries would clog, and you'd have a heartattack!

    I wish I owned my own amusement park!
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    You'd be given a farm's worth of bacon and your arteries would clog, and you'd have a heartattack!

    I wish I owned my own amusement park!
    You own your own amusement park;, but the carnies are all grifters, all the rides are rusting out, and the smell of stale popcorn is. driving. you. *insane.*

    I wish I were in absolutely perfect health, and will continue to be every day for the rest of my life until I die in a quick, painless accident sometime between my 85th and 88th birthdays. :)
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    You'd be given a farm's worth of bacon and your arteries would clog, and you'd have a heartattack!

    I wish I owned my own amusement park!
    You own your own amusement park;, but the carnies are all grifters, all the rides are rusting out, and the smell of stale popcorn is. driving. you. *insane.*

    I wish I were be in absolutely perfect health, and will continue to be every day for the rest of my life unitl I die in a quick, painless accident sometime between my 85th and 88th birthdays. :)

    You die in an accident on your 85th birthday, the soonest of your wish, there (Your wish already involved dying for pete's sake)

    I wish for a big house
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    I wish for world peace.
    This one got missed, so here's a two-fer:

    The world is completely at peace. Swords are beaten into plowshares, armies are disbanded, and defense industries shut down. The complete & irrevocable collapse of the global economy is set off by a huge glut on the plowshares market.

    Or:

    The world is completely at peace, The lion lies down with the lamb, but both get up with fleas.

    Edit: OMG, I forgot to wish!

    I wish to become pure of heart.
  • yepitsjen
    yepitsjen Posts: 79 Member

    You die in an accident on your 85th birthday, the soonest of your wish, there (Your wish already involved dying for pete's sake)

    I wish for a big house

    Your big house is infested with termites and your porch falls off while you're trying to impress someone you wanted to date in high school.

    I wish I could travel the world for free.
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    I wish I were be in absolutely perfect health, and will continue to be every day for the rest of my life unitl I die in a quick, painless accident sometime between my 85th and 88th birthdays. :)

    You die in an accident on your 85th birthday, the soonest of your wish, there (Your wish already involved dying for pete's sake)

    I wish for a big house
    What, you think I wanna live *forever*? :)

    You are arrested and convicted of a crime you did not commit. You recieve a life sentence and spend the rest of your days in "The Big House." :)


    I wish I could fly to the moon on gossamer wings.
  • jipsybird
    jipsybird Posts: 878 Member
    You get to the moon and a raving dust storm tears your wings and you're stuck on the moon.

    I wish I had more bananas.
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    You get an infinite number of bananas, and you eat like 200 a day and the potassium messes up the balance of your body up and you turn into a chimp! (that sounds kinda fun though)

    I wish for lots of steak from The Precinct (Cincinnati's best steakhouse)
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    You eat your fill of the best steak in Cincinnati, however you are surrounded by angry cattle upon leaving who trample you and have their revenge.

    I wish for infinite wishes.
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    You get an infinite number of bananas, and you eat like 200 a day and the potassium messes up the balance of your body up and you turn into a chimp! (that sounds kinda fun though)

    I wish for lots of steak from The Precinct (Cincinnati's best steakhouse)

    You will get lots of "steak from The Precinct", but the rules that govern the wish-giving is not very good with typed-to-verbal differences, and therefore gives you a lot of Stakes IN The Precinct of Cincinnati. You will then be posted at a stakeout OUTSIDE The Precinct and get to watch everyone eat the beloved steaks you desire so. Oh yeah, and you're a vegetarian now for some reason.

    I wish I could know any mathematical formula and recite it from memory - even down to the quantum level.
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    You eat your fill of the best steak in Cincinnati, however you are surrounded by angry cattle upon leaving who trample you and have their revenge.

    I wish for infinite wishes.

    You will get infinite wishes of wishing for infinite wishes. Thus, never getting anything.
  • jsherrill92
    jsherrill92 Posts: 775 Member
    You eat your fill of the best steak in Cincinnati, however you are surrounded by angry cattle upon leaving who trample you and have their revenge.

    I wish for infinite wishes.

    You will get infinite wishes of wishing for infinite wishes. Thus, never getting anything.

    But succeeding at attaining more wishes!

    You become the world's most renowned mathematician, but the knowledge you contain turns you into a babbling buffoon consumed in your mind with solving the most difficult mathematical equations.

    I wish I was taller.
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    You'd get taller and all of the short people you knew in life resent you and you have no more friends.

    I wish for a dayshift job.
  • Happyhealthybabe
    Happyhealthybabe Posts: 15
    You get a dayshift but end up doing overtime


    I wish for long beautiful curly hair
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    Your long curly hair attracts so many men that they never leave you alone, and you are crowded and annoyed all the time, and can't lead a normal life.

    I wish I were a Pro Baseball player!
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Poof....you're now Jose Canseco..the biggest *kitten* to ever play the game. Mark McGuire always shoots out your porch light, Jason Giambi keys all your cars, and you'll never be in the Hall of Fame.

    I wish I could have a threesome with 2 female supermodels.....
  • Evelyn_Gorfram
    Evelyn_Gorfram Posts: 706 Member
    I wish I could have a threesome with 2 female supermodels.....
    You have your threesome, but one gives you gonorrhea and the other gives you crabs.

    I wish Jeeves the valet would bring me a cup of nice fresh hot coffee every morning

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