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What crazy thing did the person above you get arrested for?

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  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Not eating back your exercise calories

    I eat back all my exercise calories and more. =(

    Was just playin. :wink:

    stealing the tennis balls from old ladies' 'walkers'
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Knocking out a little old lady so you can go for a joyride on their walker
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    Not eating back your exercise calories

    I eat back all my exercise calories and more. =(

    Was just playin. :wink:

    stealing the tennis balls from old ladies' 'walkers'

    Trail-_addict.....squishing grapes at a wine tasting event and trying to run away with it!
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    Honest officer.... I was just helping that sheep over the fence. :tongue:

    Going back to the farm animal theme: Choking the Chicken in public! :laugh:
  • jcriscuolo
    jcriscuolo Posts: 319 Member
    Molesting the Pillsbury Doughboy
  • Lyndi4
    Lyndi4 Posts: 442 Member
    Sitting too close to ppl on the bus.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Sitting too close to ppl on the bus.

    selling knock-off shake weights
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight

    licking all the spoons in the TGIFridays.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight

    licking all the spoons in the TGIFridays.
    They ASKED me to!

    Eating leg wax
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Trying to pass yourself off AS a shakeweight

    licking all the spoons in the TGIFridays.
    They ASKED me to!

    Eating leg wax

    peeing in bottles an trying to sell it as "organic hcg"
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Being more clever than me. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Being more clever than me. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Illegal use of a Thigh Master
  • Plump2Pump
    Plump2Pump Posts: 25 Member
    Not adding enough cow bell.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Making love..... out of nothing at all.
  • paisley2288
    paisley2288 Posts: 913 Member
    Selling seashells down by the seashore
  • karylee44
    karylee44 Posts: 892
    dancing on the counter at taco bell.
  • emma2309
    emma2309 Posts: 203 Member
    Kidnapping a penguin from the zoo!
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    using her puppy dog eyes to get out of a traffic ticket
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Carrying puppy dog eyes in his wallet.
  • dinovino_59
    dinovino_59 Posts: 1,700
    robbing a liquor store with her twin and accomplice Pink....
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Trying to help people quit smoking
  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
    Attempting to kidnap an elephant from the zoo using only a pickup truck.
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    robbing a liquor store with her twin and accomplice Pink....

    Luring in ppl with a 35 yr old hs prom picture
  • krislshoe
    krislshoe Posts: 459 Member
    peeping tom:)
  • FaugHorn
    FaugHorn Posts: 1,060 Member
    peeping tom:)

    Con Artist - stole millions from wealthy big-wigs by pretending to sell real jewelry
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    peeping tom:)

    I should really change that picture but until I like the way I look in ANY current picture..it stays! lol
  • Striving4Fit_MrsOrtiz
    Striving4Fit_MrsOrtiz Posts: 399 Member
    Pissing on a security camara
  • JeepBrah
    JeepBrah Posts: 150
    Pissing on a security camara

    Stealing candy
  • La_Amazona
    La_Amazona Posts: 4,855 Member
    Um indecent exposure... (I was the officer by the way! :devil: )
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