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What crazy thing did the person above you get arrested for?

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  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    public urination

    On a police officer's shoe

    Donating piss to random drug tests participants who would lose their job
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    trail addict:

    really decent indecent exposure...
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    trail addict:

    really decent indecent exposure...

    Switching the signs on the outside of the restrooms.
  • tbellamy1
    tbellamy1 Posts: 353
    asking the officer to borrow money to pay your court fees
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Dancing in Church
  • _Elemenopee_
    _Elemenopee_ Posts: 2,665 Member
    asking the officer to borrow money to pay your court fees

    flashing photographers during a taping of "when strapless dresses go wrong"
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    voyeurism
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Accepting to marry an imigrant for money.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    bad grammar
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    bad grammar

    tripping the fire marshal with your pigtails...he thought it was a firehose!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    groping the fire marshal while helping him up....
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    groping the fire marshal while helping him up....

    Running a chop shop for stolen shopping carts
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    running a chop shop for stolen body parts
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    bad grammar

    English is my third language. :p Cut me some slack jack.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    unlicensed rhyming...
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Shoplifting at garage sales.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    joyriding a plane.
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Shoplifting at garage sales.

    Trying to flirt her way out of a speeding ticket.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    stealing free samples at Costco
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    stealing free samples at Costco
    .

    Selling the free samples in the Costco parking lot
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Faking paranormal footage.
  • CastleMadeOfSand
    CastleMadeOfSand Posts: 432 Member
    libel and slander!
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Faking paranormal footage.

    Putting roofies in my Gatorade!
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    Making false claims, you know it was consentual.
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    Faking paranormal footage.

    Putting roofies in my Gatorade!

    Turning up the old man's treadmill to 9.0 while he is not holding the handles.
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    libel and slander!

    Using a fake golden ticket to enter the chocolate factory.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    libel and slander!

    Using a fake golden ticket to enter the chocolate factory.

    Stealing my fake gold ticket, and leaving me tied up in the bathroom.
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    libel and slander!

    Using a fake golden ticket to enter the chocolate factory.

    Stealing my fake gold ticket, and leaving me tied up in the bathroom.

    smoking a trail of crack... Trail addict
  • Brazilll
    Brazilll Posts: 503
    libel and slander!

    Using a fake golden ticket to enter the chocolate factory.

    Stealing my fake gold ticket, and leaving me tied up in the bathroom.

    ...but satisfied


    Unsolicited fondling of Jay Leno's chin
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member

    ...but satisfied


    Unsolicited fondling of Jay Leno's chin

    Causing heart attacks at the local wet tshirt contest.
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