What are your fave Jillian Michaels quotes?

clairabell2024
clairabell2024 Posts: 194 Member
Hi MF-Pallers!!

I love Jillians DVD's and ive finally got my friends (not from MFP) doing the 30DS.

They are loving it, in particularly all her funny quotes!!

For example...

''If your feel like your going to die... follow Anita''

''Your neck is not invited to this party''

What are your faves???

xx
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  • MattGetsMad
    MattGetsMad Posts: 429 Member
    network exec: "Wanna be on show called the Doctors, even though you're not a dr?"

    JM: "sure"
  • Sweet_Pandora
    Sweet_Pandora Posts: 459 Member
    "you're the one who bought the dvd"

    Love JM

    Karen
  • adamb83
    adamb83 Posts: 719 Member
    "Screw You, Anita!" ...from Body Revolution (Workout 2, maybe?). I know it's not motivational/inspirational or whatever, but it made me laugh out loud every time.
  • SageGoddess320
    SageGoddess320 Posts: 2,589 Member
    Abs like these don't come for free!
  • clairabell2024
    clairabell2024 Posts: 194 Member
    Don't need to be inspirational, its just the ones that get stuck in your head, me and my friends keep tweeting each other the silly ones! Its soo funny!

    Not done body Body Revolution! Might have to look it up!

    x
  • rchambers2072
    rchambers2072 Posts: 227 Member
    "You have nothing to lose but your butt!" Or something like that. Its on her Beginner DVD.

    Also

    "You are capable of so much more than you can imagine" also from the beginner DVD.
  • Expialidojess
    Expialidojess Posts: 441 Member
    "Unless you puke, faint, or die keep going!"

    "You wanna look like a burrito in your prom dress? Huh, blondie?"
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    All time favorite "THE NECK IS NOT INVITED TO THIS PARTY"
  • MrsLVF
    MrsLVF Posts: 787 Member
    phone it in
  • betaleonis
    betaleonis Posts: 176 Member
    AHAHAHAA!!! I've never heard the burrito quote, but that is Hil-ar-rious!
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
    "We are broken in the places we need fixing... or something like that. I think Hemingway said that"

    I have to mute her most of the time cause she drives my husband crazy
  • mindygood
    mindygood Posts: 79 Member
    "Unless you faint, puck, or die keep running".....
  • Do you want to be skinny or not? Shut up and do your burpees!
  • judybrim
    judybrim Posts: 82 Member
    Get comfortable with feeling uncomfortable!
  • 2hmom
    2hmom Posts: 241 Member
    If 400 lb. people can do juming jacks,so can you.
  • Meloonie
    Meloonie Posts: 144 Member
    I want you to be gargling your heart by the end of these two minutes!

    Always makes me smile!
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    There is no modification for jumping jacks....I've seen 400 pound people doing jumping jacks. If they can do them, so can you!
  • yep the neck is not invited this party lol i always remember this one!
  • fionarama
    fionarama Posts: 788 Member
    Abs like these don't come for free!

    I repeat this one to myself quite frequently!!!! Nothings for free baby!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    "I'm no longer going to be on The Biggest Loser".
  • EPICSRT
    EPICSRT Posts: 222 Member
    You should be gurgling your heart!

    I want you to feel like you are going to die!
  • Crys32
    Crys32 Posts: 99 Member
    On Body Revolution, she says "Get you some of that sweet lovin."
  • steffihoney
    steffihoney Posts: 392
    Abs like these don't come for free!

    That's my fave!!!!
  • steffihoney
    steffihoney Posts: 392
    There is no modification for jumping jacks....I've seen 400 pound people doing jumping jacks. If they can do them, so can you!

    I've repeated this one to the hubby. lol
  • MaritaD
    MaritaD Posts: 178 Member
    hahaha yeah the "you have nothing to lose but your butt" is one of my favs! :)
  • Princesa192
    Princesa192 Posts: 20 Member
    There is no modification for jumping jacks....I've seen 400 pound people doing jumping jacks. If they can do them, so can you!

    I've repeated this one to the hubby. lol

    Definateley my favorite!
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    " Look at her...she's apirational...she's aspirational" JM 6w/6p
    " I can see you...if you stop I will come out there and beat your *kitten*" LOL JM Body Revolution(currently love it)
  • "Think about all the reasons why you bought this DVD in the first place"
    HAAAA
  • Jenjaz1910
    Jenjaz1910 Posts: 433 Member
    I love all her quotes and sayings!! She is straight to the point no sweet talker but she's right she gets results!!! X
  • Jade17694
    Jade17694 Posts: 584 Member
    As an above poster, i am also a fan of:

    I want you to feel like you're going to die.

    I laugh every time i hear her say that :D